121 result(s) for Funny Weather Quotes.
"If you don't like the weather in New England, just wait a few minutes."
"Weather is a great metaphor for life - sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, and there's nothing much you can do about it."
"It's so cold in my house, I turned on the oven to warm up, and the toaster just popped up a hot dog!"
"The weather is like the stock market; it changes all the time, and you never know what’s going to happen next."
"I wish I was as thin as my patience."
"What awful weather we’re having! It’s so bad, I have a headache!"
"The weather is not an excuse; it’s the catalyst for imagination!"
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"You know it’s winter when even the snowmen wear scarves."
"I don’t mind the rain. It’s the lightning and thunder that scares me!"
"I told the weather man that I was not in the mood for him to rain on my parade."
"The sun has to set to rise again. But I’m just checking the weather first."
"The forecast is not looking good for my plans to do nothing!"
"I love cloudy days; they make me feel less guilty about not getting out of my pajamas."
"It's too hot to think about anything but ice cream!"
"You can't have a rainbow without a little rain."
"Save a friend from the cold by using your oven! It can double as a heater!"
"There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing!"
"When it’s raining cats and dogs, I just wait for the poodle to pass by."
"Spring is nature's way of saying, 'Let’s party!'"
"Forecasting is like forecasting: you can be sure, but you can never be right."
"How can it be a drought when it rains all the time."
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"Going out in a thunderstorm? My clothes will dry in the time it takes to get back!"
"It’s a sunny day and the weather is perfect. Now if the rain would just hold off until after my nap, I’d appreciate it."
"The weather is like the stock market. It goes up and down, and we never have any idea why."
"I wish I knew who was responsible for all this rain. I’d sue them."
"I love weather. I’m just not a big fan of it being wet and cold."
"Weather is a great metaphor for life – sometimes it’s good, sometimes it’s bad, and sometimes it’s just plain weird."
"If you don’t like the weather in New England, just wait a minute."
"Everyone talks about the weather, but no one does anything about it."
"A lot of people like snow. I find it to be an unnecessary freezing of water."
"The forecast is calling for a 100% chance of snacks."
"I love the rain. It replenishes my soul and prevents me from going outside."
"The only time it is okay to drive in the rain is when there are no clouds above."
"Rainy days and Mondays always get me down, but a good pun can lift me right back up!"
"I think it’s about time we took a break from all this sun."
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"Weather forecast for tonight: Dark with a chance of tomorrow."
"The coldest winter I ever spent was a summer in San Francisco."
"Some people walk in the rain, others just get wet."
"Sunshine is delicious, rain is refreshing, wind braces us up, snow is exhilarating; there is really no such thing as bad weather, only different kinds of good weather."
"I’m in a love-hate relationship with the weather. It loves to annoy me, and I hate being annoyed."
"You know it’s summer in England when the rain gets warmer."
"A rain gauge is just a fancy name for a rain-holder."
"Weather is like a singer; it can be wonderfully melodious one day and gratingly discordant the next."
"Forecast: 100% chance of puns ahead!"
"The sun shone, having no alternative, on the nothing new that was happening."
"Some days you just have to create your own sunshine – preferably while staying inside!"
"The only thing that ever sat its way to success was a hen."
"It's not the heat, it's the humility."
"I'm not a meteorologist, but my heart is always in the clouds."
"If I were a meteorologist, I would send you a forecast of bad weather."
"Bad weather always looks worse through a window."
"The weatherman is the only man who can say ‘I don’t know’ and still keep his job."
"After all, the weather is a fickle thing; it can be profusely sunny or delugingly rainy, but in the end, it’s just nature’s way of throwing a party."
"There’s an old saying: If you don’t like the weather, wait five minutes."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I think I’ll just stay home today. The weather is too much like a bad movie: it keeps changing and it’s not getting any better."
"A good weather day is like a bad hair day – it can ruin your whole mood."
"Every time I’m at the beach, a storm rolls in. I blame my presence."
"The rain is like a happy kid with a huge smile, just raining joy down on us."
"Rain, rain, go away, come again another day, because I’m not prepared to get wet and ruin my new shoes!"
"Sunshine is the best medicine unless you're in the kitchen, then it's the smoke."
"I told the weather to behave today. It never listens."
"I went outside for a while, the weather was nice, but then it turned and now I'm back inside. Thanks, atmosphere."
"When it rains, it pours… but that only applies if you forgot your umbrella."
"It's a lot like dancing with the weather: you lead, it follows, and you both end up stumbling."
"Weather is like your mood; it changes but the play is still the same."
"Forecast: 100% chance of snark with a side of sarcasm."
"Why is it that weather brings out the philosopher in us all?"
"You know the weather is bad when the forecast is 100% chance of comments about how terrible it is."
"The weather is like a soap opera; it never stays the same for too long."
"The weather is not a thing that is going to happen. It’s a thing that’s going to happen to you, and you can’t do anything about it."
"There is no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"I love walking in the rain, because no one can see me crying."
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark."
"If you don't like the weather, wait a few minutes."
"I'm not a meteorologist, but I did sleep at a Holiday Inn Express last night."
"The only thing more unpredictable than the weather is my mood!"
"I don't think I could ever be a weatherman. I just can't make nothing out of something."
"It’s a cloudy day, but it can’t rain forever!"
"If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant; if we did not sometimes taste of adversity, prosperity would not be so welcome."
"I’ve been thinking about the weather a lot. Isn’t it fascinating that as people, we can talk about it for hours, knowing there’s nothing we can do to change it?"
"In the depth of winter, I finally learned that within me there lay an invincible summer."
"The storm is passing over!"
"Why is it that we always want to know about the weather? Probably because it’s one of the few things in life we can get wrong without any consequences!"
"A great many things are possible for those who ask!"
"You know, it's funny that I can still feel chill even in this heat!"
"It was so hot, I saw a bird carrying a piece of ice in its beak!"
"My favorite weather is 'Hurricane' – it gives me the excuse to be lazy!"
"Do you ever wonder why the weather is never in a good mood? Because it has so many fronts!"
"I don’t always look up at the sky, but when I do, I’m usually regretting it because of my bad hair day!"
"The sun is shining, just like my brilliant idea of taking a tropical vacation right now!"
"Some people feel the rain. Others just get wet."
"I like to think of thunderstorms as the sky trying to have a conversation with us."
"Weather is just nature’s way of keeping things interesting."
"Weather is nature's art. Too bad it's sometimes a mess!"
"The weather is like my mood: unpredictable and full of surprises."
"I don't know if it's a cloudy day or a warning that it's about to rain cats and dogs."
"Weather forecast for tonight: dark. Continued dark overnight, with widely scattered light by morning."
"I love how the weather can be so unpredictable. One minute it's sunny, the next it's raining. It's like Mother Nature signed up for mystery pants."
"I am not a meteorologist, but I do love the rain. It's a great excuse to stay inside and avoid my responsibilities."
"You know it's summer in the South when the humidity beats the heat!"
"Climate change is the greatest threat to life on Earth, and yet the weather app on my phone is still showing rain for the next week."
"Today’s weather is sponsored by my mood: cloudy with a chance of overwhelming need for coffee."
"If you don’t like the weather in New England, wait a minute."
"A sunny day is like a new opportunity, unless you're stuck inside working."
"Weather is just the universe's way of telling me to stay indoors."
"If I had a dollar for every time I heard, 'Where's the sun?' I'd be rich enough to buy a private beach where it never rains."
"The only thing 'perfect weather' means is that I don’t have to check my umbrella five times before leaving the house."
"Rain is just confetti from the sky."
"I have a split personality when it comes to weather. I love snowstorms, but I also enjoy a sunny beach day. Can I just have both?"
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing."
"Apparently, I can't read the clouds. Someone tell me which one of these looks like a tornado."
"Sunshine is the best medicine, unless you have a sunburn."
"The forecast is for rain… always. Who knew being practical could be so gloomy?"
"You can't change the weather, but you can change your mood. Preferably with hot chocolate during a snowstorm!"
"What’s the weather today? It’s 90% chance of me staying indoors all day."
"Being a weather enthusiast means spending a lot of time in denial about how much you enjoy bad weather."
"What do you call two areas of low pressure? A bad day at the weather station!"
"Some days you just have to create your own sunshine and ignore the storm clouds."
"The meteorologist: The only guy who is allowed to be wrong all the time without consequences!"
"The best thing about weather is that it’s always changing and giving us something to talk about."
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