125 result(s) for Funny Grill Quotes.
"Life is too short to grill bad meat."
"I only grill on days that end with 'y'."
"Grilling is a symbol of life, just like ‘failure’ is a symbol of ‘plenty of charcoal left’!"
"If you're not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even such a thing as a BBQ?"
"There's no ‘we’ in BBQ. That's an ‘I’ on a grill!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch – on the grill!"
"I love to grill. It's like cooking, only funnier."
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"Good things come to those who grill."
"The best way to make a steak is not to burn it!"
"There’s nothing better than a hot grill and cold drinks."
"Every time I grill, I think, 'This is going to be my best BBQ yet!' And then I believe it."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a grill, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I wish I could be the grill master of my own heart."
"BBQing is my therapy, and my friends are the therapists."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a burger."
"If you don't like BBQ, I’m nacho type!"
"Too many cooks spoil the broth, but they can create a ton of oddly shaped burgers!"
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug by the grill!"
"Sizzling steaks and laughter, that’s my kind of comedy show."
"Grilling: because the only way to live is to be fired up!"
"When in doubt, grill it out."
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"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I grill it!"
"Eat, grill, and be merry!"
"I can't wait to grill! Just think, no pots and pans to wash!"
"If you can’t stand the heat, get off the grill."
"Life is too short to eat bad barbecue."
"The only thing better than a good steak is a good steak that's cooked on my grill!"
"I grill, therefore I am."
"There are two types of people: those who grill and those who don't."
"Cooking is like love; it should be entered into with abandon or not at all."
"Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it’s a start."
"Grill it, and they will come."
"Life is a barbecue - you get burned!"
"Grilling is like a relationship, it needs constant attention."
"The true measure of a man is what he would do if he knew he would never be caught grilling."
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"Fire up the grill and let the good times roll!"
"A bad day grilling is better than a good day at work."
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food!"
"Grilling season is my favorite season."
"Eat, drink, and be merry for tomorrow we grill!"
"If grilling isn’t fun, you’re doing it wrong!"
"Never trust a skinny chef or a grill that doesn’t sizzle."
"I like my stakes rare. Just like my sense of humor."
"Putting the fun in fundamental grilling."
"BBQ: a delicious way to get your pyromaniac needs met!"
"The best type of workout is running towards the grill!"
"After a good meal, you can forgive anybody, even your grill!"
"Barbecue may not be the culinary world's most elegant cooking method, but it’s certainly one of its most amusing."
"Grilling takes the formality out of entertaining. Everyone wants to get involved."
"Grill it and they will come."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a grill, and that’s pretty close."
"A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz."
"The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating."
"Life is too short to eat mediocre food."
"I just want to cook good food, share good food, and help people eat good food."
"There’s no we in BBQ."
"Grilling: the art of cooking meat over an open flame while trying not to burn it."
"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Teach a man to grill, and you feed him for a lifetime."
"Eat more barbecue. It's not just a meal; it's a lifestyle."
"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"The grill is my happy place."
"In grilling, as in life, sometimes you just have to play with fire."
"Never trust a skinny chef when it comes to BBQ."
"There's nothing like a little fire to get the juices flowing."
"Life is like a barbecue; you have to flip your burgers regularly to avoid burning."
"I can't imagine my life without grilling. It's just too boring."
"Some people grill, I BBQ like a boss!"
"If you’re too busy to grill, you’re too busy."
"Never grill alone; it’s always better with friends and beer."
"If grilling isn’t your thing, you need to reassess your life choices."
"The key to BBQ success is time and temperature; you can't rush perfection."
"The only time I cook is when I’m grilling."
"Grills are not only for cooking; they’re for bonding, laughing, and making memories!"
"The grill is not a place to sew on buttons, it is a place to cook up some funny stuff!"
"I like my steaks like I like my humor: well done!"
"The secret to grilling is to keep an eye on the meat and a laugh on your tongue!"
"You can’t trust a skinny cook, so I grill for my health!"
"Life is too short to eat bad BBQ."
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen and start grilling!"
"Grilling is like dating: you need to know when to flip the meat and when to let it sear!"
"A grill is a lot like a comedian: it needs the right timing to deliver the best punch!"
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug by the grill."
"Barbecue sauce is the gateway sauce to a happy marriage!"
"Every grillmaster is a little bit of a scientist, but we just call our experiments 'tasty!'"
"Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the grill and knew it was about to be ‘cooked!’"
"Grill it like you mean it!"
"Never trust a grill that doesn't crack jokes!"
"Good things come to those who grill!"
"Grill a man a fish, and he'll eat for a day. Grill a man a burger, and he'll eat for a lifetime!"
"To grill or not to grill? That is a very funny question!"
"If I was a vegetable, I’d be a ‘grill’ pepper!"
"A bad day grilling is still better than a good day at work!"
"Why do burgers go to the gym? To get better buns!"
"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all, especially when grilling!"
"My favorite exercise is running out to the grill!"
"I’d rather be grilling than doing anything else. Well, except maybe eating!"
"Life is a grill; make sure your meat is delicious and your laughter is contagious!"
"It's not really a party until someone fires up the grill—and the jokes!"
"Nothing brings people together like a good laugh and grilled food!"
"Good cooking is an act of love, a gift to those around you."
"There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
"I grill because punching people is frowned upon."
"Barbecue may not be the road to world peace, but it's a start."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"Grill it, fry it, or bake it; just don’t microwave it!"
"Life is too short for fake butter, cheese, or people."
"Weber, the grill, is the best therapist you can have. It listens and doesn’t judge."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy BBQ, and that's kind of the same thing."
"A man who’d make BBQ sauce from scratch doesn’t just wake up and decide to start making BBQ sauce from scratch."
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
"The only thing better than a hot grill is a hot grill with a cold drink."
"To grill or not to grill, that is the question."
"I love cooking outdoors, and in the backyard. It’s all about the atmosphere."
"The secret to grilling is to have a drink in your hand while you do it."
"Don’t worry about the world ending today; it’s already tomorrow in Australia."
"You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food."
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side of the grill."
"BBQ is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all."
"A bad day of grilling is still better than a good day at work."
"In the end, we all just want to grill steaks and be happy."
"If grilling is wrong, I don’t want to be right."
"There’s no ‘we’ in BBQ."
"Everything is better when grilled."
"Life’s too short to skip dessert. Especially if it’s cooked on the grill!"
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