84 result(s) for The Office Quotes.
"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms."
"Sometimes the best way to show your love is to be there for someone, even if they don't know you are."
"If I were a doctor, I would look at your chart and say, 'I’m afraid you’re going to die.'"
"I'm about to do something very bold in this job that I've never done before: try to be honest."
"You can't just sit there and wait for someone to come to you. You have to go out and make something happen."
"You are a saboteur. You tried to steal my job and destroy my life. That is what you did."
"I think it’s important to be able to laugh at yourself."
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"Sometimes people say that I’m too serious, and they’re right. But I’m also funny."
"There's a fine line between being a father and being a friend. It's a bouncin' line."
"I am both a proud father and a proud metrics enthusiast."
"You should be kissed and often, and by someone who knows how."
"The best thing about a deadline is that it gets you to focus and actually produce."
"Sometimes you just gotta take a leap of faith."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. - Wayne Gretzky"
"Dwight, you ignorance is as impressive as your ignorance."
"Sometimes the questions are complicated and the answers are simple."
"I am in a glass case of emotion!"
"You are the worst person I’ve ever met."
"It’s a great day for a ball game. Let’s play two!"
"I’ve got to start going to more funerals."
"I don’t want to be just another cog in the wheel."
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"Sometimes I’ll use an old name when I check into a hotel. I’ll use ‘Brent’”, "
"I would rather be dead in a ditch than talk to a room full of people."
"I'm a loyal friend and I'm a good person."
"You can’t just sit around and wait for someone to tell you where you want to go."
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. – Wayne Gretzky"
"Identity theft is not a joke, Jim! Millions of families suffer every year!"
"I don't want to be a hero. I want to be a legend."
"If I had a gun with two bullets and I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden, and Toby, I would shoot Toby twice."
"Sometimes you gotta work a little, so you can ball a lot."
"I am in love with you and all of your little things."
"I think we are going to be friends for a very long time."
"Dwight, you are not the assistant to the regional manager. You are the assistant regional manager."
"It’s not just a job. It’s a way of life."
"I wish there was a way to know you’re in the good old days before you’ve actually left them."
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"Sometimes the best way to show your love is to put your love on the line."
"I'm an early bird and a night owl. So I'm wise and I have worms."
"You’re beautiful. You’re smart. You’re funny, and I know you are going to do great things."
"There’s a lot of beauty in ordinary things. Isn’t that kind of the point?"
"No, I don't have a spare. Maybe I should just get a spare for my spare."
"I am Beyoncé, always."
"Sometimes I'll start a sentence and I don't even know where it's going. I just hope I find it along the way."
"It's happening! Everybody stay calm!"
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take. - Wayne Gretzky"
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"I am in a very happy place. Not mentally, I’m just at Dunder Mifflin."
"I hate so much about the things that you choose to be."
"The worst thing about prison was the Dementors."
"I love inside jokes. I hope to be a part of one someday."
"Sometimes I’ll just start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way."
"You know what they say. Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice... strike three."
"It's not about the destination, it's about the journey."
"I am a big fan of the pizza delivery guy."
"This is an environment of welcoming, and you should just get the hell out of here."
"It's like all my kids grew up, and then they married each other. It's every parent's dream."
"Sometimes you gotta take a leap of faith, and see where it falls."
"You have no idea how much I need this job, and how much I hate you."
"The only time I set the bar low is for limbo."
"That's what she said."
"Sometimes I’ll start a sentence and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope I find it along the way."
"I am Beyonce, always."
"I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!"
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take. – Wayne Gretzky"
"Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me."
"Dwight, you ignorant slut!"
"I’m an early bird and a night owl. So I’m wise and I have worms."
"I don’t want to be just 'the boss.' I want to be a friend to my employees."
"Sometimes you have to take a leap of faith first. The trust part comes later."
"In the end, you know you’re a good boss if your employees are happy."
"There's a fine line between a superpower and a super curse."
"You have no idea how high I can fly."
"It’s happening! Everybody stay calm!"
"Being a part of a family means smiling for photos."
"You guys, I am so happy right now. I could cry."
"I don’t know what we’re yelling about!"
"Sometimes I’ll just say a little prayer before I start."
"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"I’m in a glass case of emotion!"
"It’s not about the destination. It’s about the journey."
"You will never find me without my badge."
"Bears, beets, Battlestar Galactica."
"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."
"I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted."
"I’m always in the mood for a shenanigan."
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