130 result(s) for Funny Going Away Quotes.
"I can’t believe you’re leaving. Who will I annoy now?"
"Goodbyes are not forever. Goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I’ll miss you until we meet again… Unless you’re off to the Bahamas, then don’t worry about me!"
"I hope your new coworkers are as weird as us."
"Don’t worry about me. I’m going to be fine. Unless you leave – then I’ll probably cry."
"You’re off to great places. Today is your day! Your mountain is waiting, so… get on your way!"
"You’re leaving? Who will we blame for everything now?"
"If you think our office is unproductive now, just wait until I leave!"
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"I hope your new job has a coffee machine that actually works!"
"Parting is such sweet sorrow, but I’ll be fine once the cake is served!"
"It’s time to go. I hope your new place has enough chairs for all the imaginary friends you’ve made!"
"Make sure to send me an invite to the office Christmas party — where I’ll be showing up dressed as the boss!"
"Keep in touch, but not too much. I’m trying to gain some independence here!"
"Goodbye! I’ll miss you like a squirrel misses its nuts."
"I can’t wait to hear all about your new job. Just be careful not to throw a coffee mug at your new boss on the first day!"
"Farewell! I hope you find as much joy at your new job as you found drinking all my coffee here!"
"New adventures await you! Just remember, don’t be weird until you find your new weird friends!"
"How will I ever survive without your sarcasm in my life?"
"You’re leaving? Who do I call when I eat all the donuts in the break room?"
"Make sure you keep a diary of all the hilarious things that happen to you, especially on awkward first days!"
"I’m pretty sure this is just a phase and you’ll come back — because who can resist our coffee?"
"Your boss is going to love you. Just remember, showing up with donuts helps!"
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"The only thing worse than saying goodbye is having to pack. Good luck!"
"Congratulations on your new job! Now I'll have to find a new excuse for being late."
"Good luck finding new people to annoy!"
"I’ll miss your face! But I won’t miss your music playlist."
"Goodbye everyone! I’ll remember you all in therapy!"
"I’m outta here! If you need me, send a search party!"
"It’s time to say goodbye, but I can’t promise I won’t haunt you!"
"I'm leaving because the voices told me to!"
"If you’re going to be late to my going away party, I suggest you don’t come at all! I’ll be gone!"
"Goodbyes are not forever. They're not the end. It’s just me packing my bags!"
"Leaving on a jet plane. Don’t know when I’ll be back again. Just kidding, I’ll definitely be back to collect my stuff!"
"I can’t believe I’m winning Employee of the Month for leaving!"
"I’m like a cloud; when I disappear, just know I’m off having adventures!"
"The grass is always greener on the other side, but I’ll miss you guys anyway!"
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"It’s sad to leave, but just think of all the vacation days I’ll now have!"
"I’m off to find myself! If I come back before I do, please call a doctor!"
"Until we meet again... I’ll be on a tropical beach!"
"I’m off to a new adventure. And by adventure, I mean I’m going to take a long nap!"
"Farewell! I’m sure to be missed… at least by my coffee machine!"
"I’m leaving! Don’t worry, I’ll send postcards… maybe!"
"Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end. So basically, I’m just ending the hustle!"
"Adios, amigos! If I don’t come back, it’s because I’ve secretly become a millionaire!"
"Leaving is like dying a little. But at least I won’t have to deal with breakfasts anymore!"
"I’m like a magician; now you see me, now you don’t! Poof!"
"I’m off to see the wizard! We all know I’m the wizard, right?"
"Goodbye is not forever. It’s just a longer version of see you later!"
"I’m off to have an existential crisis in a different state!"
"Who knew I’d be so sad about leaving? Just kidding, I forgot my lunch!"
"It’s been a wild ride, folks! And by ride, I mean a rollercoaster of snacks!"
"I’m off on a quest to find my favorite pizza place. Wish me luck!"
"Consider this not so much a goodbye, but an ‘I’ll see you when the Wi-Fi is better’!"
"I can’t believe you’re leaving. Who’s going to take care of all my needs now?"
"Goodbye, everyone! I’ll be back, and just when I thought I’d go!"
"It's so hard to say goodbye to yesterday unless you're leaving to go to an all-you-can-eat buffet!"
"You’re not really going away, you’re just allowing the world to realize how much they miss me!"
"You may be leaving, but I hope you never forget the amazing time you had with me!"
"I hope you enjoy your new job, but remember, no one does coffee breaks like we do!"
"It’s not goodbye, it’s just a long coffee break!"
"Farewell! And remember, if you don’t come back, I’ll send you my therapy bill!"
"Going away parties are a scam. It’s just a chance for people to eat your snacks!"
"Goodbyes are hard, especially when they’re from the person who always eats the last slice of pizza!"
"I’ll miss you like an idiot misses the point!"
"You know you’re leaving when they throw you a party. It’s not a goodbye, it’s a celebration of your departure!"
"I can’t believe you’re actually going. Who's going to tolerate my nonsense now?"
"As you leave, just know that I am probably the reason you're going in the first place!"
"May your new colleagues be as crazy as us—wait, scratch that, good luck!"
"Don't worry, I’ll try to stop eating your snacks after you leave… or not!"
"Goodbye! I hope your new place has snacks and coffee just like ours!"
"You think you can escape? I’ll find you in the snacks aisle!"
"Life is too short for goodbyes, so let’s meet at the bar instead!"
"Goodbye doesn’t mean forever; it means I’ll text you to complain about this place!"
"May you find a job where the coffee is always hot and the snacks never run out!"
"You’re leaving? I hope you know how to find a good burrito place!"
"Keep in touch, or I’ll send Clay Aiken to sing at you!"
"Leaving is an art, and I’m an expert at creating awkward exits!"
"I hope your new job has more fun, fewer meetings, and zero responsibilities!"
"Goodbye! Please don’t forget me while you’re having fun!"
"Goodbye! I hope you find a job that matches your unique level of skill: none."
"You’re leaving? Oh thank goodness, I thought you were going to stay forever!"
"I’m going to miss you. But I won’t miss your terrible jokes."
"The bad news is that you’re leaving. The good news is that I can finally eat your lunch."
"Don’t worry, I’ll keep a seat warm for you... in the waiting room of my therapist’s office."
"I guess it’s time to say goodbye. The check is in the mail, right?"
"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
"Goodbyes are not forever; goodbyes are not the end. They simply mean I’ll miss you until we meet again. But you still owe me lunch."
"As you leave, remember that I will always be within GPS distance!"
"You know what they say, one person’s departure is another person’s vacation!"
"I always knew you were too good for this place. That’s why I’m glad you’re leaving!"
"Let’s enjoy tonight like it’s the last time we’ll have to hear about your weekend plans!"
"You are about to depart, but remember, Facebook is always there to remind you of your past mistakes!"
"I can’t believe you’re leaving. Who’s going to help me with my awful puns?"
"May your new job be more tolerable than this one, and may your boss be less annoying!"
"You’re not just leaving; you’re upgrading your life to first class! Cheers to that!"
"Remember, the grass isn’t always greener on the other side; sometimes it’s just another shade of beige."
"Why are you leaving? It’s not like they pay you enough to quit!"
"I’ll miss you, but not your 8 AM coffee breath!"
"Goodbye is just a code word for ‘I’ll see you in the break room.’"
"Keep in touch! Or at least keep sending me free food from wherever you go!"
"As you go, I hope your problems follow you out the door!"
"When one door closes, another one opens. Just make sure you don't lock yourself out!"
"Cheers to new adventures and more comfortable chairs!"
"Good luck! May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short!"
"Farewell! It’s hard to say goodbye, so I’ll just say ‘see you later, alligator!’"
"I’m outta here! Don’t bother following me, you’ll just get lost."
"Goodbye everyone! I’ll be back once I have enough money to pay for my therapy sessions."
"You will all miss me terribly… for about five minutes."
"I can’t believe I’m leaving the office. I hope you remember me fondly… or at least mention me in therapy."
"I’m off to make my fortune and leave you all in envy. Or maybe just to find some good pizza. Either way, see ya!"
"If you don’t hear from me, it’s because I’m so busy enjoying my freedom!"
"Goodbye! May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short!"
"Going away is like a vacation, only you’re not coming back to work. Enjoy it until the guilt sets in!"
"I’m finally getting out of here! Remember, it’s not goodbye… it’s ‘ta-ta for now!'"
"I’m leaving this job to spend more time with my family… and my couch!"
"Parting is such sweet sorrow that I should say ‘goodbye’ till it be morrow… except I’m not coming back."
"Leaving is just a chance to find out if you can survive on snacks alone."
"I’ll be gone before you even miss me, and that’s a promise!"
"So long, and thanks for all the fish! (Just kidding, I’m taking the fish with me.)"
"I’m off to do great things! Or maybe just take a nap. We’ll see."
"I’m not leaving; I’m just collecting my things in a dramatic fashion."
"The only thing worse than leaving is not leaving. So here I go!"
"Don’t cry because it’s over. Smile because I’m leaving!"
"Cheers to the days we worked together; I promise to remember you… while I’m sunbathing!"
"I hope my successor enjoys vegan food, hourly meetings, and smells of despair as much as I did."
"Out of sight, out of mind! I’m leaving today!"
"Every goodbye brings a new opportunity to be missed!"
"If you miss me, you can always stalk me on social media. Just saying."
"I’m leaving to pursue my dreams – or at least to sleep in!"
"Remember, I’m not leaving you behind; I’m paving the way for better snacks!"
"Thanks for all the memories… and the coffee. Mostly the coffee."
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