119 result(s) for Funny Quotes For License Plate Frames.
"I'm not speeding, I'm just flying low!"
"Caution: I brake for squirrels!"
"If you can read this, I'm not impressed. Most people can read!"
"My other car is a T-Rex!"
"Honk if you love peace and quiet!"
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me!"
"Driver carries no cash. He's married!"
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"This vehicle makes frequent stops at coffee shops!"
"Warning: I know karaoke!"
"Stay back! I'm trying to figure out where I'm going!"
"My other ride is your mom!"
"Life is too short to drive boring cars!"
"Out of my way! I'm late for my nap!"
"To my next adventure! (which includes snacks!)"
"I take detours very seriously!"
"Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring, so I go back to being me."
"I'm not just a car, I'm a personality on wheels!"
"My driving style is best described as 'cautiously optimistic.'"
"Oops! I did it again (almost hit the curb)!"
"Don't worry, I drive like a grandmother!"
"Warning: May contain caffeinated driver!"
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"I'm here to see the sights and forget the GPS!"
"I’m not speeding; I’m flying low."
"I got a ticket for parking on a highway, but I wasn’t parked! I was just waiting for my car to dry."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a car. And that’s pretty close."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not sure."
"I don't drive fast; I fly low."
"If you can read this, I’m not impressed. Most people can read."
"My other vehicle is a time machine."
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
"Caution: Hot mess on board."
"I’d rather be driving my car."
"I’m on a road less traveled. And I’m lost."
"I don’t follow rules; I create them."
"Stop following me; I’m lost too!"
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"Adventure before dementia."
"Life is a journey, enjoy the ride!"
"Sorry, can’t talk now, I’m driving my imaginary friend."
"Don’t make me pull this car over!"
"Leave room for dessert!"
"I'm not lost. I'm exploring."
"Life is too short for traffic."
"I'm not speeding, I'm flying low!"
"Caution: I drive like you do!"
"My other car is a unicorn."
"I can't adult today, please don’t make me."
"This vehicle makes wide turns!"
"I don't need therapy, I just need my car."
"If you can read this, I’m not in the fast lane."
"Keep honking, I’m reloading."
"Driving: the only sport I’m good at."
"I brake for donuts."
"My other ride is your mom."
"Life is too short to drive boring cars."
"Warning: Driver eating snacks!"
"On a road to nowhere, but at least I’m having fun!"
"No, you can’t borrow my car."
"User error: I’m still learning how to drive!"
"Allergic to speed limits!"
"I’m just here for the gas prices."
"Fuel me up, Scotty!"
"This is my happy place."
"What’s that? A speed limit? Never heard of it."
"Drive it like you stole it!"
"Life in the fast lane has its perks—like fast food!"
"Not all who wander are lost… some are just looking for coffee."
"Now entering the world’s slowest fast lane."
"My other car is a spaceship."
"All my friends drive Priuses. I drive a Ford. It's called diversity."
"I wasn’t speeding, I was qualifying."
"This car is protected by a cat—go ahead, try it!"
"I don't drive fast, I fly low!"
"Caution: driver singing!"
"Don't follow me, I'm lost too!"
"Just because I’m paranoid doesn’t mean they aren’t out to get me."
"I can't believe I drove that far just to be this late!"
"I brake for squirrels!"
"Driver carries no cash; he’s married."
"Warning: may spontaneously start talking about dogs!"
"If you can read this, I'm not impressed. Most people can read."
"Napping in progress—please do not disturb!"
"I don’t always drive, but when I do, I prefer to drive to the pizza place."
"My GPS just told me I’m a lousy driver."
"I use my turn signals; I just prefer to make a dramatic entrance!"
"If you're going to ride my tail, at least pull my hair!"
"The traffic lights just turned green... I'll be right there!"
"I do all my own stunts!"
"Eat my dust!"
"I’m not lost; I’m exploring!"
"Roads? Where we're going, we don't need roads."
"Keep calm and drive on!"
"I may be a bad driver, but I'm a great passenger!"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a car. And that's pretty close."
"My other car is a broom."
"Life's too short to drive boring cars."
"I drive way too fast to worry about cholesterol."
"Honk if you love peace and quiet."
"If you can read this, I can slam on my brakes and sue you."
"Not all who wander are lost. Some are just looking for the right exit."
"If you think I'm cute now, wait until you see me in traffic."
"I put ketchup on my ketchup."
"Caution: My other car is a rocket!"
"This is my car's happy face."
"Object in mirror are losing!"
"Follow me to the donut shop!"
"My driving scares me too."
"Keep calm and drive on."
"I may be slow, but I'm ahead of you!"
"My car isn't dirty, it's just drawing a picture of the road."
"Warning: Driver undergoing midlife crisis!"
"Life is a journey, enjoy the ride."
"Exit this way for fun."
"I don't drive fast, I fly low."
"When nothing goes right, go for a drive."
"This vehicle makes frequent stops at fun."
"Zoom Zoom, b****es!"
"Running on coffee and gasoline."
"Roads were made for journeys, not destinations."
"Keep your eyes on the road, not on the rearview mirror."
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