136 result(s) for Funny Jersey Shore Quotes.
"I’m not a plastic person. I have real feelings. And I’m beginning to feel like I’m turning into another Jersey Shore character."
"The situation is that I have an amazing personality."
"I don’t know what the ‘Jersey Shore’ means, but I’m just having fun."
"I'm just a Jersey girl with a big heart. And a big mouth."
"You’re not a Jersey Shore girl unless you’ve got a crazy tan."
"I'm all about craziness. I'm just a wild child."
"If you can't handle me at my worst, then you don't deserve me at my best."
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"I'm not here for a long time. I’m here for a good time."
"I think I need to have a little more fun in my life."
"Tanning is not a crime."
"I'm gonna be F-N famous."
"You can't be a *guidette* without a tan, a blowout, and a sharp attitude."
"I didn't know certain things about my life would end up on television."
"You know you’re from Jersey when you get punched in the face and you can still laugh about it."
"It's not a party unless we're all there!"
"I’m a Jersey girl, and I’m proud of it!"
"Sometimes you just need to take a break from your friends and be fabulous alone."
"Never let anyone dull your sparkle."
"Being single is the best thing that ever happened to me."
"Remember to live your life to the fullest."
"I get a bad reputation for being 'Jersey Shore' but you know what? I’m proud of it."
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"I am the best person you’ll ever meet in your entire life!"
"The only drama I enjoy is in my llama."
"Everything is better in moderation, except for partying."
"That's what happens when you get drunk—sometimes you gotta regret it!"
"We go hard, we work hard, and we have fun."
"You either love me or you hate me."
"I just got out of a breakup, so I’m a little crazy right now."
"I’m not a Jersey girl; I’m a Jersey reality star."
"The only thing I know how to do is party."
"I’m like a burrito, I can only be wrapped so tight."
"We don’t need to understand each other; we just need to be friends."
"I’m not a 'boo', I’m a 'baddie'."
"Who’s ready to get weird?"
"I’m a princess, and I deserve to be treated like one."
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"You can’t put a price on being a good friend."
"Yo! I'm a Jersey Shore dude – these are my people!"
"I am not a fan of drama, but I love a good fight."
"You gotta be a little bit of everything to be a true icon."
"I don’t care what people think; I'm just gonna be me."
"A ‘blast’ is an understatement for this lifestyle."
"Just because we party hard doesn’t mean we don’t work hard."
"I’m full of fun, and I don’t care what people say about me."
"I just wanna have fun and party like there's no tomorrow."
"There’s nothing more ridiculous than texting while you’re in the bathroom."
"Confidence is key, even if your hair isn’t."
"I’m like a little chihuahua. I may be small, but I’ve got a big bark!"
"It’s not about having more money; it’s about having more fun."
"My love is like a Jagerbomb – explosive!"
"I always try to keep drama to a minimum, but my friends don’t let that happen."
"I don’t want to be famous; I just want to be happy."
"In the end, we’re just a bunch of crazy kids trying to figure it all out."
"Sometimes you just need to embrace the crazy."
"Life is too short to not be yourself and have a good time."
"I'm not a Jersey Shore person; I'm a Shore person."
"I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom."
"You can't put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get."
"When you're on vacation, that's when you do all the things you shouldn't do."
"I feel like I’m in a sandcastle."
"I don’t always have to wear heels, but when I do, I have to make sure they match my outfit."
"Every time I try to get serious, it's a joke."
"The only thing I’m really serious about is my fun."
"I’m really good at making bad decisions."
"I could be the girl next door... if next door was a nightclub."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"You can't be a superstar without your haters."
"We’re just here for a good time."
"I’m just trying to live my best life."
"I had a whole lot of fun last night. I don't regret a single thing."
"Take me out to dinner first!"
"I love Jersey, but I hate the traffic!"
"I don't want to be famous. I just want to be remembered."
"I like my coffee like I like my men: strong and hot."
"If you're not going to be a mess, then why even go out?"
"You know what I would do? I would just go home and eat ice cream."
"Life is too short to be serious all the time."
"I don't care if you're a big deal; I'm just gonna keep doing me."
"If you think you can’t, you won’t."
"I’m the best at being a mess."
"I need a drink!"
"I’m like a wildflower. I need to be free."
"We’re not here for a long time, we’re here for a good time!"
"I'm going to make it a hot girl summer. Like tanning in a tiny bikini and sipping on cocktails while getting hit on by greasy men."
"I’m not a fighter. I’m a lover. I love to fight."
"You can’t take the New Jersey out of the girl, but you can certainly take the girl out of New Jersey."
"I’m not a mom; I’m a writer."
"When I go out, I don’t wear a jacket—who does that?"
"You don’t need a six-pack. It’s all about the personality."
"I’m like an onion. I have layers."
"I’m a hot mess, but I own it."
"The only thing I’m addicted to is winning."
"In your face, I’m fabulous!"
"I love my meatballs."
"I don’t always wear shoes. In fact, I rarely wear shoes."
"I’m going to a club tonight. I’m not looking for love; I’m looking for fun!"
"You’re not even a 10 to me."
"I’m not a diva; I’m high maintenance."
"I’m just here for the snacks."
"The situation is, I’m just fabulous!"
"I’m 100% real, and I’m okay with that."
"Good night, you beautiful people!"
"I’m going to be heartbroken for 10 seconds and then over it."
"I don’t know what I’m doing, but I’m doing it anyway."
"You can’t have a good pizza without a little grease."
"We can't do that—it's against the rules of the Jersey Shore."
"I just want to party and have fun."
"It’s like a magic trick; I always leave them wanting more."
"I’m not trying to impress anyone; I’m just being myself."
"I’ll take a shot of anything, as long as it’s not tequila."
"I'm not a sloppy drunk. I'm a fun drunk!"
"We’re like the best of friends, but we also like to fight a lot."
"GTL: Gym, Tan, Laundry."
"I don't get drunk, I get awesome!"
"I’ll be your guide to a proper Jersey Shore experience. Just try not to fall in love with me."
"I am the only one who can make them laugh."
"You're like, 'Hey, there's a big guy, and he's got a tiger on his shirt.'"
"I’m a mastermind of making things awkward."
"When in doubt, twerk it out."
"I'm like a wild animal, and I'm ready to roar!"
"I don't know how to control it - but I can handle it."
"I’m not a bad person; I just have a dark sense of humor."
"You can’t put a price on a party!"
"I love my friends here, but I also have to keep it real."
"I don’t even know! I just know I’m adorable."
"You know what I think? I think you have a pink toy that you sleep with."
"I'm like a fine wine; I improve with age, baby!"
"If you’re not a little bit crazy, are you really living?"
"When I fly first class, I expect a little champagne and caviar."
"I’m just here to have a good time and make bad choices."
"You gotta love yourself before you love someone else."
"I’m a tourist in my own life."
"I’m a queen and don’t you forget it!"
"My heart is a long way from my brain."
"You can't be too fashionable at the Jersey Shore."
"Always be yourself, unless you can be Snooki. Then always be Snooki."
"We’re only human, we make mistakes, but we also have a lot of fun."
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