114 result(s) for Funny Happy Hour Quotes.
"I drink to forget I drink."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it!"
"Love is in the air, and it smells like beer."
"There's too much blood in my alcohol system."
"Beer: because no great story ever started with a salad."
"Time flies when you’re having rum!"
"I think my problem is that I’m just a little too honest. The world is not really ready for that level of honesty. It’s not ready for my truth. That’s why I drink."
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"Here's to the nights we won't remember, with the friends we'll never forget."
"A good friend will always stab you in the front at happy hour."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"Cheers to all of us who are working hard to make happy hour a little happier!"
"I just want to drink wine and ignore all of my adult problems."
"Happy hour: because no great story ever starts with a green salad."
"Good friends bring happiness, but great friends help you drink."
"Drinking gives me a headache. I should have shot it instead."
"They say money talks, but mine just waves goodbye during happy hour."
"Wine is sunlight, held together by water."
"A party without beer is just a meeting."
"I never drink water because of the disgusting things that fish do in it."
"Happy hour is my favorite hour."
"Wine not?"
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"Happiness is the perfect blend of friends and drinks!"
"Drink triple, see double, act single!"
"Cheers to the nights we won't remember, with the friends we'll never forget!"
"The hardest thing about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just really happy."
"I love my job only when I’m on vacation."
"Why do they call it happy hour? Because 'Time to go drinking' just doesn’t have the same ring to it."
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, minutes feel like hours."
"Cheers to the nights that turned into mornings and the friendships that turned into family."
"Drinking is just a way of turning your 'I can’t' into 'I could have...'"
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get this joke."
"If you can't beat them, join them. If you can beat them, drink with them."
"I drink because I am unhappy and unhappy because I drink."
"Good friends and good whiskey are what great memories are made of."
"I wish I could drink like a lady. I can’t. I have to drink like a man."
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"I’ve taken a vow of poverty to annoy me."
"May your coffee be strong and your work week short."
"To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it's about, but the inner music that words make."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"My favorite drink is a cocktail, preferably one that’s cheap and strong."
"The best part of a happy hour is knowing you could drink like a sailor, but don’t have to."
"If at first you don’t succeed, order a cocktail."
"Let’s drink beer, because it’s cheaper than therapy!"
"Work is just a concept that allows us to buy beer!"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"The only thing better than a glass of wine is another glass of wine."
"Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
"I would rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."
"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."
"There’s nothing a little gin and tonic can’t fix."
"If you think you’re too small to be effective, you’ve never been in bed with a mosquito."
"Let’s have a toast to some good friends, good fun, and great drinks!"
"I think I’ll just have a glass of wine, or two. Or the whole bottle."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy wine, and that's kind of the same thing."
"I might be a bad influence, but damn, I’m fun."
"Drinking gives me a fine sense of well-being."
"Why limit happy to an hour?"
"The first glass is for myself, the second for my friends, the third for good humor, and the fourth for my enemies."
"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"A good friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"It’s not really a party until something gets broken."
"When life hands you lemons, make lemonade. When life hands you limes, make margaritas!"
"Happiness is a cold beer on a hot day."
"Good friends are like stars – you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning."
"May your glass be ever full. May the roof over your mouth be ever solid. May you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you’re dead."
"Time flies when you're having rum."
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
"Cheers to the nights we won't remember with the friends we'll never forget."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"I thought I would be a great bartender, but it turns out I’m just great at drinking."
"Here’s to the people who make us laugh, the ones who are fun to be around, and those who always drink the last beer!"
"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"Keep calm and drink on."
"A good beer deserves a good story."
"Why drink and drive when you can vote and fly?"
"I have mixed drinks about feelings."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer and that's kind of the same thing."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"The best way to end the week is with a drink and some good friends."
"It’s not about the brew; it’s about the brew-tiful memories."
"The first step is admitting you have a problem. The second step is to decide how to make it a fun problem!"
"May your glass be ever full, may the roof over your head be always strong, and may you be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."
"Good friends and beer - that's what I call a happy hour."
"Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a brighter day!"
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I prefer dos equis."
"Adulting is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how."
"Friends don't let friends drink alone."
"It's 5 o'clock somewhere!"
"I only drink to make other people interesting."
"I drink because I’m thirsty. Oh, and I’m also thirsty."
"The only thing better than a glass of wine is two glasses of wine."
"Good friends and a bottle of wine is a great cocktail."
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy."
"Cheers to the nights we won’t remember with the friends we won’t forget."
"Life is too short to drink bad wine."
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, you’re just being mean."
"Sometimes you just need a cocktail."
"I only drink on two occasions: when I’m thirsty and when I’m not."
"Let’s drink to the fact that our husbands can’t see us tonight!"
"Drink because you’re happy, but never because you’re miserable."
"Cheers is a human expression of the desire to share the experience of life with each other."
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"A good beer is a good conversation."
"Happiness is having a rare steak, a bottle of good red wine, and a friend to share it with."
"Forget the world, I'm on happy hour!"
"I don’t have a drinking problem; I have a ‘stopping’ problem."
"Bourbon and Coke. Because it’s always 5 o’clock somewhere."
"There’s nothing wrong with a little happy hour – unless it's 8 a.m."
"We go together like cocktails and a good time."
"To be a successful bartender, you need to have a great recipe for fun."
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