131 result(s) for Cheech And Chong Quotes.
"We're not just doing this for the money. We're doing it for a SH*T LOAD of money!"
"I think we should get out of this country while we can."
"It's not really a part, it's really me."
"Is that what I think it is? A gigantic joint?"
"I just need to think about my life for a minute."
"We’re just two guys who like to have fun!"
"I don't want to get too deep into it, but let’s just say: it’s all about the connection."
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"This is America, man. You can’t turn around without running into a Big Mac."
"I’m so high, I can’t even see the top of my own head."
"I think it’s the only way to be really peaceful in your life."
"Dude, don’t worry. It'll be all good, man."
"You got any of that stuff? Because I need it!"
"That’s kind of a straight situation, man."
"You ever notice how when you’re high, everything is funny?"
"Why do we always have to tell people the truth?"
"We got to get out of here and make something of ourselves."
"Excuse me, sir, I need some more weed!"
"That’s a big affirmative, man!"
"There's no reason to live a normal life, man."
"It’s all about the journey, not the destination."
"I’m gonna take a little bit of time to figure things out."
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"This shit’s gotten out of control, man!"
"I’m just trying to stay in the moment."
"Lighten up, man, it’s just a joke!"
"You can’t do anything in life without a little fun!"
"Turn on, tune in, and take it easy, man."
"Hey man, you got any more of that good s**t?"
"Dave's not here, man!"
"I don't know, man. It's like a situation, you know?"
"We're not just making a film here, we’re making a statement."
"You know, sometimes I wonder if I'm going to be as old as I am now and still acting the same way."
"Don't worry, I’m sure I’ll remember where I parked."
"It’s only funny until someone gets hurt, then it’s hilarious."
"You know, being old is weird. Everybody thinks you’re crazy."
"I love the way you make me feel; it’s like peanut butter and jelly."
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"Is that your car? Because it looks like it could use a little lubrication."
"Man, I can't even remember my last name."
"We’re just a couple of potheads making movies, man."
"You know, man, I just think it's really cool to be free."
"Hey, what’s up with the van, man?"
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, you're missing the best joke."
"It’s not about the weed, man. It’s about the connection."
"Man, I can’t find my lighter. Do you have one?"
"Everything’s just a little bizarre, you know?"
"What do you mean I can’t park here? This is my spot."
"I just want to be a good dad and a good comedian."
"You gotta stay true to who you are, man."
"Listen, man, sometimes you just gotta roll with it."
"I think the best thing about comedy is that it’s a way to think out loud."
"Man, everything's going to work out, you watch."
"A little humor never hurt anyone, man."
"I just want to have everyone in the audience have a good time. That's the goal."
"Dave's not here, man."
"Ain't that a shame?"
"I can’t do that, man. That’s illegal!"
"You just have to learn to say 'no', man!"
"You know how to roll a joint, right?"
"I’m not a police officer, I’m a lawyer!"
"I found my stash!"
"It’s like a smoke ring, man!"
"We’re not just talking about weed, man. We’re talking about life!"
"It's just so mellow, man."
"What’s wrong with you, man? You’re all serious and stuff!"
"You gotta be a little more subtle, man!"
"I didn't know you could make a pipe out of an apple!"
"You know, it’s like a journey, man. A journey into the mind!"
"Hey man, where's the weed?"
"Just pass me that, would ya?"
"You're my best buddy, man."
"The world is just a little more fun when you're high, man."
"Man, you gotta free your mind!"
"You know how it is, man. Just chill out!"
"I think we should open a taco stand, man!"
"Man, is that your brain on drugs?"
"I’m not a bad guy, man. I just like to relax!"
"It's all about love, man!"
"Who knew growing up could be so complicated?"
"Sometimes you gotta take it easy, man!"
"You gotta live in the moment, man!"
"Dave’s not here, man!"
"I’m a good dude, man. I’m just not good at being me."
"You know, I think I’m going to quit smoking. I’m going to get a real job…and I’m going to work at a better life."
"I think I’ll just take a little nap here for a while. Yeah, that’s what I’ll do."
"We’ve all been trained to be stupid."
"I don't think we're ever going to stop entertaining. I think that's what we do."
"I think that love is being in the presence of the person that you love."
"I can't believe we rob a bank without any plan."
"It’s not just a day trip; this is a camping trip."
"I can’t help it if I’m a little crazy, man!"
"I don't think of it as a career. I think of it more as a criminal act."
"Sometimes you gotta just go with the flow."
"My mind is like a parachute. It only works when it’s open."
"I was high so I don’t remember that."
"You know, if we had a little bit of weed, we wouldn’t even need to think."
"Where’s the ice cream man? We need snacks!"
"They always put the sharpest knife in the kitchen first."
"What we do in the dark is not really know the light."
"You know, if God didn’t want us to smoke, he would have made grass illegal."
"I love the saying: A life without love is like a broken pencil – pointless."
"Let's get out of here before we get caught."
"You don’t need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows."
"When it’s all said and done, man, you’re never done!"
"Communicating is the key to life and love."
"Man, we both just turned our heads and the world went 'boop'!"
"Life is like a movie; you just have to live it."
"Not my fault, man! I was minding my own business and you were all, 'Ooooh, sore loser!' And I was like, 'Man, I was just trying to have a good time!'"
"Hey, man, you wanna get high?"
"You’re such a kidder, man! You outta run for president or something!"
"It's like, you know, do you want to be successful, or do you want to be a millionaire?"
"It's just like getting a little weed from a guy behind a counter. You don’t even ask him what it is."
"If you're not a part of the solution, you're part of the precipitate."
"I am not an addict. I'm just a user."
"This is so good, it's like, uh, better than sex!"
"Man, that's not a joint, that's a blimp!"
"The world is your oyster, man. If you don’t eat it, someone else will!"
"Just remember, wherever you go, there you are."
"I was always a little ahead of the curve."
"We're not just stoners; we're artists!"
"Don't worry about it, just load a bowl!"
"Man, it’s either hot or it’s cold, and there’s no in-between!"
"A friend with weed is a friend indeed."
"Why do you need a clock? Just let the time roll, man!"
"You don't need a reason to be high. Just be high!"
"It doesn’t get better than this, man, trust me!"
"I was always in trouble with my parents, or their parents were high!"
"You meet the nicest people on the way up!"
"You're talking about a bunch of rebels that are just out for a good time and don’t care about the rules!"
"Everything is better after a little smoke!"
"If you're going to be a criminal, at least get away with it!"
"We're all in this together, man. Just chill and enjoy the ride!"
"Things are going to be alright, even if they’re not!"
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