116 result(s) for Naughty Quotes For T-Shirts.
"I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
"Mistakes were made. I’m not sure by who, but mistakes were made."
"Sure, I’ll help you out – the same way you came in."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"If I were funny, I’d have a better quote."
"Admit it; life is more fun when you’re a little naughty."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach wallpapers."
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"Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it."
"Everyone has a right to be stupid. Some just abuse the privilege."
"I don’t need a hair stylist, my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"I’m only responsible for what I say, not for what you understand."
"I can’t adult today; please don’t make me."
"The only thing I throwback on Thursday is a cocktail."
"Friday is my second favorite F-word."
"I’m silently correcting your grammar."
"I’m just here to avoid friends on Facebook."
"Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So I go back to being me."
"Today is a good day to be a bad influence."
"My weekend is all booked: I'm going to do nothing at all."
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom."
"I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
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"If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my friends."
"I don’t need Google. My wife knows everything."
"Procrastinate now, don’t put it off."
"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized!"
"Caution: I know karaoke."
"I'm just here for the snacks."
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"Adulting is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how."
"I'm not a regular mom; I'm a cool mom."
"I put the 'Pro' in procrastinate."
"I have a great body... but it's in the trunk."
"I’m not fat, I’m just easier to see."
"I may be a handful, but that’s why you’ve got two hands."
"Sweeter than honey, a little bit nutty."
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"I’m not weird, I’m limited edition."
"Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries!'"
"I run on coffee and sarcasm."
"I put the 'Pro' in procrastination."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"My computer screen is brighter than my future."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"If I were a vegetable, I’d be a cute-cumber!"
"I have a photographic memory; I just ran out of film."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"Running on caffeine, chaos, and cuddles."
"I was going to take over the world, but I overslept."
"I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"I can't adult today; please don't make me."
"I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
"I dream of a world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned."
"I'm not short; I'm fun-sized!"
"Why be moody when you can shake your booty?"
"I don't need a hair stylist; my pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning."
"I’m not procrastinating. I’m doing side quests."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up. I want you back."
"I don’t sweat— I sparkle."
"If you think I'm cute, you should see my dog!"
"I’m a multi-tasking ninja; I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"Out of my mind. Back in five minutes."
"Does this shirt make me look like I'm not wearing pants?"
"I'm not a complete idiot, some parts are missing."
"I'm on the patch right now: chocolate and cheese."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"Sassy, classy, with a touch of bad-assy."
"I have a good heart, but this mouth…"
"I might look like a cupcake, but I'm a whole bakery."
"Caution: I may be sassy today."
"I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastination."
"Mess with me? You better have insurance."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"I don’t get drunk, I get awesome."
"I tell you I love you, I tell you I need you, then I ghost."
"Too glam to give a damn."
"If you don’t like my attitude, quit talking to me."
"If life gives you lemons, add vodka."
"I'm the reason I wake up every morning."
"My favorite exercise? A cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Reality called, so I hung up."
"I'm not a player, I just crush a lot."
"I’d agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"I’m the queen of my own little world."
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"If you’re going to be salty, bring the margaritas."
"I don’t care what you think about me. I don’t think about you at all."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!"
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"I put the ‘pro’ in procrastinate."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"I’m not lazy, I’m just on energy-saving mode."
"I don't need your attitude; I have my own."
"I don’t have a bucket list, but my f*** it list is a mile long."
"Sometimes I pretend to be normal. But it gets boring, so I go back to being me."
"I’m not short; I’m concentrated awesome."
"I came. I saw. I made it awkward."
"Maybe you should eat makeup so you can be pretty on the inside too."
"If I wanted to hear from an a**hole, I would have farted."
"I don’t need Google; my wife knows everything."
"Why chase you when I’m the catch?"
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me."
"I'm not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."
"I’m not weird; I’m limited edition."
"I don’t make mistakes, I create spontaneous ideas."
"My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do."
"I’m on fire… just kidding, I’m not paying the heating bill."
"If I was funny, I would have a good T-shirt."
"I’m in shape… round is a shape."
"My life feels like a test I didn’t study for."
"I have an angel on my shoulder, but a devil on my other shoulder is way louder."
"I like nonsense; it wakes up the brain cells."
"I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong."
"Sarcasm: because beating the crap out of people is illegal."
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