134 result(s) for Funny Corn Quotes.
"Why did the corn cross the road? Because it saw the chicken get fried!"
"I'm a-maize-d by how corny this joke is!"
"What did the corn say to the farmer? 'I'm all ears!'"
"If I had a dollar for every corn joke I made, I would be rich in a-maize-ing humor!"
"Corn is a good grain, but popcorn is a-maize-ing!"
"There’s something a-maize-ing about the way corn transforms into popcorn!"
"When life gives you corn, make cornbread!"
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"Why do corn farmers make great comedians? They always have a field of jokes!"
"Corn puns are a-maize-ing! Just pop one into your conversation."
"Have you heard about the corn who's gone bad? He’s a kernel of truth!"
"Why was the corn unhappy? Because it was stuck in a stalk-y situation!"
"Corny jokes are like popcorn; they crack you up!"
"What do you call a popcorn that won’t behave? A kernel brat!"
"I told my corn joke to a big audience; it was a-maize-ing how many laughed!"
"Why did the ear of corn get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!"
"Corny jokes are popping up everywhere!"
"How do you get straight A's in corn school? By taking great stalks!"
"I hope your day is a-maize-ing and full of kernels of joy!"
"What did the corn say to the farmer at the party? 'I’m all about the corn-versation!'"
"Corny as it may sound, I enjoy a good pun every now and then!"
"Why do corn stalks never feel lonely? Because they always grow in ear!"
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"The best part of corn jokes? They’re never too husky!"
"Corn is the answer. What was the question again?"
"What do you call a corn with a sense of humor? A-maize-ingly funny!"
"I just wanted to say: corn-y jokes make everything better!"
"When I’m feeling down, I just crack a few corn jokes!"
"Why didn't the corn go to school? Because it was afraid of getting husked!"
"I’m all ears!"
"I’m a-maize-d!"
"Life is full of surprises. You never know when you’ll get a corn-y joke!"
"Kernels of wisdom come from the heart of the corn."
"Why did the corn break up with the tomato? It couldn’t ketchup!"
"Let’s corn-quer the day!"
"Shell we get started?"
"Corn is the only crop that can really pop!"
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"If you’re not corn-veniently on time, you might miss something poppin’!"
"I don't shell out compliments very often, but you are a-maize-ing!"
"I want to be a ‘miel’ in a corn field!"
"Why did the corn go to the party? Because it heard there would be a-maize-ing tunes!"
"Corn on the cob is the best way to get your ears on the sweet stuff!"
"Do you want a cracker? It's corn-y, but it’s still delicious!"
"I'm so corny, I can't even think straight!"
"You’re as sweet as buttered corn!"
"Don’t be a corn-trovert! Join the fun!"
"How do you like your corn? A little corny with a side of laughter!"
"They say laughter is the best medicine... unless you're allergic to corn!"
"Don't be a stalker; just be an ear!"
"Makin' it pop, one cob at a time!"
"Let’s get this corn started!"
"Feeling corny today? That's a-maize-ing!"
"Why was the corn so nervous? It was all ears!"
"Some days you just have to embrace your corniness!"
"A corn a day keeps the doctor away... if you know the doctor loves corn!"
"I'm all ears!"
"If you want to be corny, try talking to corn."
"A corn on the cob is a bit like a good friend—always there for you, no matter how you feel."
"Why did the corn break up with the potato? It found a butter match!"
"You’re as sweet as corn on the cob."
"I’m just a maize, but I think you’re a-maize-ing!"
"Corny jokes are a-maize-ing as long as they don't go overcooked!"
"What did one ear of corn say to the other? 'Hear this!'"
"Kernels of wisdom: Sometimes life is just a bit corny!"
"I’d tell you a joke about corn, but it’s pretty a-maize-ing."
"Why do cornfield farmers make terrible race car drivers? They always get too distracted by the stalks!"
"Don’t go bacon my heart; I couldn’t if I fried."
"What did the corn say when it lost the race? 'I think I’m huskier than I thought!'"
"Life is too short to be serious all the time, so if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me… and I’ll laugh at you!"
"What is corn's favorite day? 'A-maize-ing Tuesday!'"
"Just like a cob, my humor is solid and full of laughs!"
"If you're corn, get ready to be popped with laughter!"
"Corn is a-maize-ing, but corn jokes are even better!"
"Not everything is black and white; sometimes it’s yellow and green..."
"My love for corn is nacho average love!"
"Why did the corn go to school? Because it wanted to be a little more husky!"
"Just like my jokes, I hope I'm one of your favorite things—corny!"
"Popcorn: the only time it’s perfectly acceptable to zone out during a movie."
"Don’t be afraid to be a little corny; it’s what makes life buttery!"
"When life gives you corn, make corn-tastic jokes!"
"My jokes are like corn—always popping!"
"A great corn joke: full of kernels of wisdom and laughter!"
"I’m just a corn farmer. I’m writing down my thoughts as they come in. You know… from the field."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"Why did the corn break up with the farmer? Because he was too corny!"
"In a world full of apples, be a corn on the cob."
"What do you call a single kernel of corn? A unicorn."
"There’s no corn-venient way to say this, but I love you."
"Why did the corn go to the party? Because it was a-maize-ing!"
"I’m all ears, especially when it comes to corn!"
"How do corn stalks apologize? They say, 'I’m all ears!'"
"If I had a nickel for every time I heard a corn joke, I’d have a-maize-ingly rich!"
"The only thing sweeter than corn is corn jokes."
"If you think the corn jokes are bad, wait until you hear the bean jokes!"
"Why is corn so good at math? Because it knows how to stalk!"
"Do you know what corn’s favorite movie is? The Great Cornholio!"
"What does corn say when it’s surprised? 'Oh, shucks!'"
"Corny jokes are how I stalk my audience."
"What did the corn farmer say after eating his vegetables? 'I’m totally corny!'"
"I’m feeling a bit corny today!"
"Why was the corn upset? Because it was getting too husky!"
"Corn doesn’t need a warm-up to melt hearts; it does that naturally!"
"Why did the kernel go to school? Because it wanted to become a pop star!"
"What does a corn say when it gets angry? 'It’s all ears now!'"
"What's corn's favorite game? Kernels and Barbies!"
"If I had a dollar for every time I heard a corn joke, I’d be able to buy a cornfield!"
"The best way to make corn laugh is to tickle its ears!"
"Why did the corn get an award? Because it was outstanding in its field!"
"Corny humor? Never heard of it; I’m all ears!"
"Corn is a vegetable that can walk away from the table."
"I got a corn on the cob joke: it’s a-maize-ing!"
"The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating."
"You’re the corn to my cob."
"Life is sweet like corn syrup!"
"Why did the corn go to the party? Because it heard there would be a-bouquet!"
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not a corn dog."
"As long as you are corn-fortable with yourself, you will find acceptance!"
"I'm not saying I'm the best corn, but I do know I pop with flavor!"
"What do you call a corn that tells jokes? A-maize-ing!"
"Corn is the only vegetable that pops up everywhere!"
"Together we make a great corn-plement."
"If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the cornfield!"
"I’m just here for the corn and the sweet potato pie."
"Corn: the only thing that makes your jokes a-maize-ing!"
"What's a corn's favorite treat? Popcorn!"
"You and me, we're like two kernels in a cob."
"What did the farmer say after harvest? It’s time to turn over a new corn!"
"Corny jokes are like popcorn: they can be over the top but we still love them!"
"I’ve got a corn-tastic personality!"
"You can’t corral my happiness, it just pops out!"
"Life is better with a little bit of corn in it."
"Why don’t corn stalks ever get lost? Because they always follow the ears!"
"Why did the corn break up? It felt too kernel-some."
"If corn can be funny, then life must be a carnival!"
"I’m all ears when it comes to corn jokes!"
"Corn: the more, the merrier!"
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