102 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Running Shirts.
"If you see me running, it’s probably because I’m being chased!"
"Will run for cupcakes."
"Pain is temporary. Pizza is forever."
"Running: The only time you run out of breath but not out of excuses."
"I run because I enjoy sipping wine on the porch after."
"I run like the cops are chasing me."
"I hate running. I love having run."
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"Running is a mental sport... and we’re all insane!"
"I'm only a morning person on April 25th."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"I run to avoid zombies."
"I don't run to be skinny, I run to be a badass."
"You know you're a runner when you want to wear running shoes with everything."
"I run on coffee, sarcasm, and caffeine."
"My running pace is determined by how hungry I am."
"My warmup is your workout."
"I may not be the fastest runner, but I’m definitely the funniest!"
"Just keep running—unless you see a bear."
"If you want to catch my attention, just mention snacks."
"Pain is just weakness leaving the body. So is my lunch."
"If you see me running, it’s probably because I’m being chased."
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"Marathoners: 26.2 miles of pure determination... and bathroom breaks."
"I don't run to be skinny. I run to be a badass."
"I'm in a love affair with running. It's so good for my self-esteem and my body, but man, it can be a needy b**** sometimes!"
"Running is a mental sport, and we're all insane!"
"Sorry I’m late, I saw a sign that said ‘Run’."
"The only time I run is when my mom chases me with a wooden spoon."
"I'm just here to run, take naps, and eat snacks."
"If you can't run with the big dogs, stay on the porch."
"There's no such thing as bad weather, only inappropriate clothing. And the inability to run fast enough to get inside."
"My favorite running partner is my couch."
"I run so I can eat cupcakes."
"4 out of 5 runners are not being chased."
"Running is a gift you give yourself: the chance to be awesome!"
"Every mile is a gift. Some are just wrapped better than others."
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"Running: It’s cheaper than a gym membership!"
"If you see me running, it's probably because I’m chasing a taco."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"I’m only running for the wine."
"Run? I thought you said rum!"
"Running is a mental sport…and we’re all insane!"
"Pain is just weakness leaving the body… and ice cream is my reward."
"You think I run fast? You should see me sprint to the fridge."
"Dear God, please let there be a tailwind at mile 20."
"I run because punching people is frowned upon."
"Life is short. Run it out!"
"I don't sweat, I sparkle!"
"All I want to do is run and drink coffee."
"Why do I run? Because punching people is not an option."
"Just remember: the faster you run, the quicker you can eat ice cream!"
"I run to burn off the crazy."
"Running is the best way to avoid doing the dishes."
"Will run for donuts."
"I run on coffee, sarcasm, and a whole lot of Disney music."
"There’s no such thing as bad weather, just inappropriate clothing for running."
"If you can read this, I’m probably running."
"Run like you stole something!"
"If you see me running, it's probably because I’m being chased!"
"I’m not a runner, I’m a 'run-someone-over'!"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"Pain is temporary, but Netflix is forever."
"If you can read this, I’m still running!"
"Does this shirt make my pace look fast?"
"I run for cupcakes!"
"I run like the slope of my bank account."
"My warm-up is your workout."
"Legally obliged to run - and it’s a work-related hazard!"
"Out for a jog? More like out for a snack!"
"Will run for wine."
"Running is my happy hour."
"I run so I can eat more tacos."
"If you jog, you can eat, but only like a rabbit!"
"Running is the only time I let my feet leave the ground."
"I run because I hate being fat."
"Sweat is just fat crying."
"Running: the fastest way to getting lost."
"I thought they said 'rum'!"
"Running late is my cardio."
"I run because I really, really like dessert."
"Eat. Sleep. Run. Repeat."
"If you see me running, it's probably because I’m being chased."
"My run is not an excuse to eat more, it's a reason to eat more."
"Running: cheaper than therapy."
"I run for tacos."
"I run like the winded."
"Just do it... tomorrow."
"Sore? It’s like the scream of my body saying 'thank you'."
"Running is a mental sport, and we’re all insane!"
"I’m only a morning person on days I run."
"Will run for pizza."
"Running: If it doesn’t involve a donut, forget it!"
"You're not a real runner until you have your own port-a-potty."
"If you can read this, I’m not last."
"I train to be faster than my kids’ questions."
"Runners high? More like runners lie."
"Rest day? I thought you said 'best day'!"
"I run so my hair doesn’t hungry."
"I don’t sweat, I sparkle."
"Keep calm and run on."
"Every mile is a mission; not every mission is a success."
"To run is to be free, or so I tell myself as I sit on the couch."
"Remember, if you don’t run, the zombies will get you!"
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