103 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Best Friends.
"A best friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
"There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate."
"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half a shell."
"I hope we are friends until we die. Then I hope we stay ghost friends and walk through walls and scare the crap out of people."
"I don’t need a therapist. I have my best friend."
"Best friends: they know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
"It’s not that we spend five days a week together. It’s that we are all in the same course of life."
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"We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much."
"A best friend is someone who loves you when you forget to love yourself."
"I’ll be your best friend and you’ll be mine, I’ll chase you around the yard, you’ll chase me around the yard."
"Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together."
"For the record, I’m not saying I’m Batman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Batman in a room together."
"We've been friends for so long, I can’t remember which one of us is the bad influence."
"Good friends are like stars; you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"Friendship is what makes the world go round. Or at least it makes it go in reverse, sometimes."
"You're my favorite person to do nothing with."
"Friends don’t let friends do silly things… alone."
"Friendship is like a fart; if you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"Best friends know how crazy you are and still choose to be seen with you in public."
"A good friend will help you move. But best friends will help you move a dead body."
"We'll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
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"There’s nothing better than a friend, unless it’s a friend with chocolate."
"Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but true friends stick like an octopus on your face."
"Best friends: they know how stupid you are and still choose to be your friend."
"It’s not that we spend five days a week together. It’s that we don’t have to see each other for five days and still feel like we’re joined at the hip."
"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"Good friends don’t let you do stupid things... alone."
"Best friends are the people you can be your weird self with."
"You know you’re best friends when you can sit in silence and still have the best conversation ever."
"We’ll be best friends forever because you already know too much."
"Sometimes, being silly with your best friend is the best medicine!"
"Friends are like stars; you don’t always see them but you know they’re always there. Except when they’re hiding behind clouds, then they are just annoying."
"It’s the friends that you can talk to for hours that are worth keeping."
"Everyone has a best friend. Mine just happens to be hilarious."
"A good friend will always be there for you. But a best friend will be there before you even call."
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"Best friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone."
"Real friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."
"A good friend will always be there for you. A best friend will be there for you with a shovel, to bury the body."
"I’ll be there for you like a best friend should."
"If you mess with my best friend, I will make your life a living hell."
"We will always be best friends because you know too much."
"Sometimes being with your best friend is all the therapy you need."
"A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll never smile again."
"It’s not about who you’ve known the longest, it’s about who walked into your life, said, 'I’m here for you,' and proved it."
"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success."
"I can’t imagine my life without you in it. I can’t stand the thought of it. Seriously."
"You’re my favorite notification."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
"Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmness."
"You’re the reason I have a smile on my face."
"Life is better with true friends."
"Friendship: the only ship that never sinks."
"Friendship is the only thing that lasts forever."
"In the cookie of life, sisters are the chocolate chips."
"A friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you."
"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps!"
"If you have friends who are as weird as you, then congratulations, you have found your tribe."
"Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."
"Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone."
"You and I are more than friends. We’re like a really small gang."
"A best friend is like a four leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"If you’re ever in trouble, just call me. I’ll be there faster than if you called 911."
"We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. Then we’ll be new friends."
"There’s nothing better than a friend. Unless it’s a friend with chocolate."
"It’s not that we spend five days a week together. It’s that when we’re together, we have the best time."
"Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but true ones stick like an octopus on your face."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
"If you don’t annoy your friends, they’ll never know how much you love them."
"My best friend is the one who brings out the best in me."
"You’re my favorite person to annoy."
"Friendship is the only ship that never sinks."
"I would walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room… well, maybe."
"Some buddies are like your favorite jeans – just the right fit, but could definitely use a wash."
"We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
"Friends don’t let friends do stupid things alone."
"I don’t know what’s tighter, our jeans or our friendship."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much."
"Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap."
"I hope we’re friends until we die. And then I hope we’re ghost friends."
"A best friend is someone who makes you laugh even when you think you’ll cry."
"It’s not that we spend five days a week together. It’s that when we’re together, we act like five-year-olds."
"We'll be friends forever because you already know too much."
"Friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"The best way to make a friend is to be one."
"I would take a bullet for you. Just not in the face."
"If you have crazy friends, you have everything."
"You and I are more than friends. We’re like a small gang."
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
"I can’t imagine a better friend than you. But, you know, I don’t want to be in your position either."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"
"If I send you my ugly selfies, our friendship is real."
"Good friends don’t let you do stupid things... alone!"
"Friends are like toilets. You know they’re always there when you need them, but you really just want to keep them clean."
"You’re my favorite person to do nothing with."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside."
"I can’t wait to see you again so we can annoy each other like old times!"
"We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile. And then we’ll be new friends."
"I’d take a bullet for you. But a bruise? Nah!"
"We're the type of friends that eat each other's food without asking."
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