133 result(s) for Lisa Simpson Quotes.
"The only thing dumber than a dumb person is a smart person who thinks he’s dumb."
"I’m not a bad kid. I’m just a little misunderstood."
"It’s not just a dream. It’s a plan!"
"Being a kid is like being a really bad taxi driver: you try to give everyone a good ride but nobody's happy."
"I get so tired of having to pretend to be cool. I’m really quite a nerd!"
"I can't believe you don't know! I'm a genius! You should recognize that."
"Only boring people are bored."
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"You can't be in the scene all the time! You have a life to lead!"
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
"Just because I’m a girl doesn’t mean I have to like pink."
"I will not be lectured about sexism and misogyny by this man."
"The truth is that you can't switch it off. Even when you make a mistake, you will learn from it."
"I’m proud to be a nerd!"
"I’m not afraid of change. I’m afraid to go back to the way things were."
"If you really want to hurt your parents, and you don’t have any knives, there’s nothing more painful than a pinky swear."
"In my experience, you're not on your own. But we are all in it together."
"I think it's safe to say that this school has chosen to shoot for the stars."
"I refuse to answer that on the grounds that I don't want to."
"Science is a way of thinking much more than it is a body of knowledge."
"When you're in a jam, sometimes you just have to go with the impulses you can trust."
"If you can dream it, you can do it."
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"I’m a vegetarian, and that’s how I feel."
"Children should have the freedom to express themselves, and we should help them learn how."
"Life is an adventure. You just have to embrace it."
"Change is hard, but I believe in being true to yourself."
"Optimism is key. If you don't believe in yourself, no one else will."
"I'm a very smart person who goes to a school filled with morons."
"Sometimes you have to take a leap of faith first. The trust part comes later."
"The truth is, I’m a bit of a loser."
"You know, it’s hard to keep my mouth shut when I think a thing is wrong."
"I can't believe you can't see that you have to be true to yourself."
"I am so smart! I am so smart! S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
"I’m not a monster, I’m just a kid who wants to be heard."
"If anyone's going to be in charge of the class, it should be me."
"How could you let people think you’re poor? You’ve got to tell them you’re rich!"
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"You can’t put a price on happiness. Unless you’re selling something."
"You're not important enough to be so deficient."
"I’m just a little girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love me."
"I may be a kid, but I have a brain that functions like an adult."
"It’s the principle of the thing!"
"You should be proud of who you are, not ashamed of what you are."
"The lesson is that character is more important than intellect."
"If I’m not part of the solution, I’m part of the precipitate."
"Knowledge is power."
"Can’t we all just get along?"
"There’s a time for thinking, and there’s a time for talking."
"I won’t be made to feel guilty for having an opinion."
"It's not about winning. It's about doing your best."
"All I wanted was a once in a lifetime experience!"
"Remember: it’s not a competition. It’s only your life."
"Being smart is not a sin."
"It's okay to be different from the others."
"We will not stand idly by while people take advantage of us!"
"The fingers you have used to dial are too fat. To obtain a dial tone, please mash the keypad with your palm now."
"I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."
"You can't take an old idea and make it fresh by wrapping it in a different package."
"When they made you, they really were not trying to make an original."
"I’m like a scientist, I’m like a engineer, I’m like a musician, I’m like a politician. I’m just a kid who wants to make a point."
"Sometimes you just gotta be yourself."
"I have a feeling that my father will soon need his daughter if he’s going to avoid sleeping on the couch."
"The only thing worse than a hungry chef is an angry Lisa."
"I’m not a nerd. I’m just smarter than you."
"I think I have a responsibility to speak out, to express myself."
"Things will be better when everybody’s gone."
"It's not about whether you win or lose, it's how you play the game."
"I’m very happy to be a kid. I’m very happy to be myself."
"I can't believe there are people out there who take pleasure in my suffering."
"Every time I see Mo, he’s never happy with his life. It’s like he’s got it all too good."
"Being right is overrated."
"Don’t ever leave me, Bart. I need you."
"You can do anything you set your mind to, but you need to believe in yourself first."
"I know I'm a character in a cartoon, but I feel very real to myself."
"The worst thing you can do is be bland."
"The truth hurts, but it’s necessary to hear."
"Why thank you, invisibility cloak! I’ll be wearing this for a long time!"
"It’s fine to be unique, but you don't want to be the only one."
"Lisa, I’ve got a confession to make. I’m the one who put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional."
"The biggest problem with kids today is that they have no idea what real trouble is."
"You may not have realized it yet, but I've been preparing for the end of the world my whole life."
"The only thing brighter than my future is my future goals."
"The truth is, I’m a little scared of people who have things all figured out, or seem really happy. They might not be that way at all. They might be like, 'Oh, God, I'm so unhappy! Why can't I just be like that person?'"
"It's not enough to be nice. You have to be nice for a reason."
"I may be a lot of things, but I’m not a liar!"
"You can’t always get what you want, but if you try sometimes, you just might find you get what you need."
"I wish people would be honest about their feelings. It would make life so much easier."
"You know, I've been at school for eight years now, and I'm finally starting to learn something. It only took me eight years!"
"If anyone asks, I did what I had to do."
"I can’t help it if I’m popular."
"Somewhere, there's a lesson to be learned from this, but for now, I'm just going to take a nap."
"I can't believe you won’t let me wear my favorite dress for the prom. I’m not wearing this stupid dress just because you want me to."
"What do you mean, I don't fit in? I am the definition of 'in.'"
"Oh, you think I’m a loser? Well, let me tell you something – there’s no one I would rather be than I am right now."
"There’s a difference between being smart and being wise."
"I am not a mere child. Five, ten, or even twenty years from now, I will still be me."
"You know, I could be popular; I just choose not to be."
"Why should I have to change myself to fit in? I’m unique just the way I am."
"I think it's time to stop being so sassy and just act like an adult."
"I’m a vegetarian. And I resent that."
"Being a kid is hard! There's so much pressure to be an adult."
"I refuse to be a puppet in someone else’s story."
"Love may not always be perfect, but it’s worth fighting for."
"I can do anything! I refuse to be limited by anyone's expectations."
"You know, being smart can be so lonely."
"One day, I'm going to make a difference. Today is not that day."
"You never know when someone will need your help. So be there."
"There’s nothing worse than being underestimated."
"I'm just about ready to become the person I was meant to be."
"The only thing I have in common with the American people is that I, too, am disappointed in the president."
"I’m a member of the National Honor Society, and I’m very proud of it."
"I wish I could be as thin as my patience."
"If anyone wants to kill me, I’m ready."
"I think that I can make an impression on you without knowing who you are."
"You can’t keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on."
"It's like all my school projects have come home to roost."
"If you want to make a difference in the world, you have to work hard."
"I refuse to believe that I’m just an average girl."
"In my defenseless position, I must ask you to withdraw."
"I’ve learned a lot in my few short years on Earth. One important lesson: don’t ever take yourself too seriously."
"I’m an idealist, and I refuse to listen to the pessimists."
"I’m not a bad person; I’m just a very flawed character."
"I don’t have an axis, yet I feel my life is a perfect circle."
"You can’t keep escaping reality, it will catch up with you."
"Maybe it’s just the new me talking, but this isn’t an average family. It's definitely a dysfunctional one."
"I believe that I can understand other people’s pain because I’ve experienced it."
"I, for one, will not rest until I have thoroughly investigated this."
"I can't believe I got so stressed about the little things in life."
"I’m tired of being the only one who cares about quality."
"Well, if it isn't my favorite child!"
"There is nothing wrong with being a nerd! Nerds are great! Nerds rule the world!"
"In my experience, life is like a box of chocolates; someone always steals the good ones."
"I do what I do because I believe it’s important."
"I won't be ignored. If I have to choose between being ignored and being annoying, I’ll pick annoying every time."
"I’m a Renaissance girl: I like to dabble in a bit of everything!"
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