110 result(s) for Funny Vine Quotes.
"I could have dropped my croissant!"
"It's an avocado...thanks!"
"I don't know what you're talking about!"
"I can't believe you've done this."
"Is there anything better than pizza? Yes, it's pizza at night!"
"Wanna see how I got these scars?"
"It's a beautiful day to save lives."
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"I am the sand guardian, guardian of the sand!"
"I ain't got no type!"
"You are my dad. You're my dad! Wookiee, wookiee, wookiee!"
"Oh my god, I'm at a table!"
"One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten!"
"It's not funny to be a tree!"
"This is why you don't run away!"
"I have a banana!"
"Something special is about to happen!"
"The wolf is a liar, he's a liar!"
"I was going to do that, but I didn’t."
"I am the one, don't weigh a ton, don't need a gun to get respect up on the street."
"I could've dropped my croissant!"
"Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does."
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"I'm not a baby, I'm a man."
"When there's too much drama at school, all you gotta do is walk away."
"This is for the haters!"
"I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I definitely don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it."
"I'm going to do what's called a pro gamer move."
"The lettuce is on the ground."
"I am the Senate."
"No more homework!"
"It’s time to go shopping!"
"I’m not even joking. You’re a freaking lunatic!"
"The lion fell in love with the lamb."
"Yo, I'm a giraffe."
"You just got pranked, bro!"
"I’m in me mum's car, vroom vroom!"
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"It's corn! A big lump with knobs!"
"I am awake!"
"Why did you create an account on my Instagram?"
"Screams in student."
"I'm on my way to steal your girl!"
"What are those?!"
"A potato flew around my room before you came."
"Here comes the airplane!"
"I’m in me mum’s car. Vroom vroom!"
"Oh my god, they were roommates!"
"You are my dad. You're my dad! Boogie woogie woogie!"
"I’m not a comedian, I’m just funny."
"That was legitness!"
"Can I get a hoya?"
"I am the one, don’t weigh a ton."
"Just because you have nice things doesn’t mean you are a nice person."
"I am shaking and crying."
"I ain't never seen two pretty best friends."
"This is a marker!"
"We all die either kill yourself or get killed."
"I'll see you in my dreams!"
"Do you know how much money I have?"
"When you try your best but you don't succeed!"
"I am the storm."
"Road work ahead? Yeah, I sure hope it does!"
"I coulda dropped my croissant!"
"It's an avocado, thanks!"
"I’m just a kid, and life is a nightmare!"
"I like your cut, G!"
"This is why you don't open the door!"
"Hit or miss, I guess they never miss, huh?"
"I’m ready to get it on, let's go!"
"So I said, 'That's a loaf of bread, dude.'"
"You know when you jump in a pool and you forget to hold your nose?"
"It's free real estate!"
"Mom, I’m scared!"
"Kermit, why are you in my house?"
"The apple of my eye!"
"It’s a beautiful day to be a beautiful day!"
"I have no idea what I'm doing."
"Every time I'm in a pinch, I just think, 'What would Jon do?'"
"Look at this dude!"
"Get to Del Taco! They got a new thing called free shavocado."
"You better stop!"
"Welcome to the rice fields, motherfu—"
"Ain't nobody got time for that!"
"I’m a giraffe!"
"I’m in me mum’s car, vroom vroom!"
"I’m not a chicken, you’re a turkey!"
"What are those?"
"I could’ve dropped my croissant!"
"Damn, Daniel! Back at it again with the white Vans!"
"Road work ahead? Uh, yeah, I sure hope it does!"
"It is Wednesday, my dudes!"
"I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it. I don't need it."
"I'm in me mum's car, vroom vroom!"
"I smell like beef!"
"I’m gonna hit a little bit of that… no, no, no, no, no!"
"It's an avocado... thanks!"
"This is why mom doesn't fucking love you!"
"He needs some milk!"
"I want a church girl that goes to church and reads her Bible."
"I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!"
"So, you’re telling me there’s a chance?"
"Why are you running?"
"What the dog doing?"
"Oh my god, they were roommates."
"We all die, either kill yourself or get killed."
"Look at all those chickens!"
"You know what? I don't even gotta do this!"
"I’m going to a bunch of gay clubs and I’m going to get lit!"
"I’m gonna bungee jump from the 14th floor."
"You know, we had the whole weekend for this."
"I don’t even know what’s going on!"
"And they were roommates."
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