120 result(s) for Funny Fitness Quotes.
"I really need to work out. I did only one sit-up today: that was the one where I sat up and looked at the workout."
"My warm-up is just a cup of coffee."
"I thought I was in shape. Then I realized I was just a circle."
"I'm on the patch right now. It's a diet patch. Some people call it a pizza."
"Exercise? I thought you said ‘extra fries’!"
"I may not be there yet, but I'm closer than I was yesterday."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
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"I’ve got a fitness app that reminds me to eat pizza."
"Running: cheaper than therapy."
"I don't run to add days to my life. I run to add life to my days."
"My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine."
"The only exercise I excel at is jumping to conclusions."
"I exercise because I love my body. I don't exercise to hate it."
"I would rather exercise than read a book."
"No matter how slow you go, you are still lapping everybody on the couch."
"When nothing goes right, go for a run."
"If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you."
"The treadmill is a device that allows you to run in place while becoming enraged by your own lack of progress."
"I don’t sweat – I sparkle!"
"You know you’re fit when you have to redefine what ‘snacking’ means."
"I told my trainer about my goals. He just said, ‘continue doing what you’re doing.’"
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"Why lift weights when you can lift pizza?"
"The only thing I throw back on leg day is a cocktail."
"I don’t run, I just wind up in the same place for more pizza."
"I really wish I could be as thin as my excuses."
"I don't sweat. I sparkle."
"I'm on a 30-day diet. So far, I've lost 15 days."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it 'lunch.'"
"If you still look good at the end of your workout, you didn't train hard enough."
"I consider my gym membership to be my greatest expense, as I never use it."
"The only running I do is running out of snacks."
"I’ve got 99 problems and they all involve the gym."
"I like to think of my workouts as my 'me time' where I can sweat it out while avoiding my responsibilities."
"It's not about being the best. It's about being better than you were yesterday... or at least trying."
"Dear abs, I’ve sent you several messages. Why aren’t you responding?"
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"I lift weights, but then I also lift wine."
"I work out because I love my body. I love my tacos more."
"Yoga is like a donut. Once you find your hole, you can't stop going back."
"I do squats so my ass matches my sass."
"Sore today, strong tomorrow... or maybe just sore tomorrow."
"I’d like to be in shape, but I’m not sure if round is a shape."
"The only marathon I want to run is a marathon of my favorite TV series."
"I thought I was in shape... then I realized I was just really good at hiding my snacks."
"A good workout is like a good comedy. It brings a little pain and a lot of laughter."
"I do cardio every day... I chase after the ice cream truck."
"I don’t exercise because it makes me feel good. I exercise because it makes me look good naked."
"Getting fit is a marathon, not a sprint... and I prefer the couch."
"I don’t sweat, I sparkle."
"I wish I could lose weight as easily as I lose my keys."
"The only running I do is running out of time— to work out."
"I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me."
"The treadmill is my best friend and my worst enemy, all at the same time."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I exercise because I love my body, not because I hate it."
"Running late counts as exercise, right?"
"I'm not a gym rat; I'm a gym unicorn!"
"You can’t run from your problems, but you can jog a little."
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"Making mistakes is better than not making any at all, unless you're doing a squat."
"I don’t need a personal trainer; I’m just too cheap to pay for a gym membership."
"Yoga class? I thought you said pour a glass!"
"You know what they say: a short workout is better than a long couch session."
"I’m just a girl who decided to go for it, after realizing I’d eaten too many donuts."
"When nothing goes right, go for a run. Or a donut—whatever works."
"I only run if I’m being chased."
"Life is too short to skip cake."
"I’m working on my fitness... or trying to work on it, at least."
"Training for a marathon? Nah, I’m just training for a buffet."
"I would lose weight, but I hate losing."
"The hardest lift of all is lifting your butt off the couch."
"I hate running. I hate it. I loathe it. But I have to do it. So I do it."
"I really need to workout... Just kidding, I don't."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"I thought about going for a jog, but decided I’d rather go back to bed."
"I'm on the patch right now. I'm just doing my oatmeal patches!"
"I don't want to be skinny. I want to be a hot, lean, mean, workout machine."
"I get enough exercise pushing my luck."
"I work out because I love my body, not because I hate it."
"It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer... like how to eat more cake without gaining weight."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? I can never find time to exercise!"
"I'm in shape... 'Round' is a shape, isn't it?"
"I decided to start jogging, but I kept seeing the same people past me over and over again. So I decided to switch to speed-walking! It's much more effective!"
"My motivation is not an exercise program; it's a slice of pizza!"
"I'm just exercising my right to be lazy!"
"We all have to start somewhere, and I think I’ll start sitting down!"
"Walking: the only exercise where you can carry a drink and not look like you’re about to run a marathon."
"The only running I do is running out of time to exercise!"
"I don't lift weights; I lift cupcakes!"
"The only cardio I'm getting is running out of snacks!"
"I go to the gym because I think my great personality could use a banging body!"
"I’m trying to be fit, but it’s hard when you’re running behind on all your snack breaks!"
"Yoga is just a way of pretending to exercise while lying on the floor."
"I’m not sweating, I’m sparkling."
"If you still look good at the end of your workout, you didn’t train hard enough."
"The only thing I lift is my coffee."
"I workout because I really, really like dessert."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"I don’t run to add days to my life; I run to add life to my days."
"Training for a marathon? I thought you said training for a margarita!"
"The gym is my second home. Just kidding, my real home has snacks."
"Running late counts as exercise."
"I have a condition that prevents me from going to the gym. It’s called 'I’m lazy.'"
"Sweat is just fat crying."
"I work out to be healthy, but mostly I just want to look good in my beach photos."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"The best thing about working out is that I can eat cake without feeling guilty."
"I could exercise, but I’d rather be at home watching Netflix."
"I thought about going for a run, but I decided to stay at home and let my thighs touch."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I used to jog, but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass."
"Why do they call it a 'work out' when it’s really a 'work in'?"
"My favorite yoga pose is the one where I lie on the floor and pretend to stretch."
"I don’t do cardio. I do 'just standing around.'"
"I run because punching people is frowned upon."
"I’d exercise, but I’m too busy eating."
"Sure, I’ll lift weights... in my dreams."
"Stressed, blessed, and coffee obsessed."
"I have a rule. If I can’t lift it, I don’t eat it."
"I’d rather be lifting tacos."
"Sometimes I’m on a roll—mostly the pastry kind."
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