123 result(s) for Funny Duck Quotes.
"I'm not a duck, I'm a goose with issues!"
"If I had wings, I’d fly. But since I have feet, I’ll just waddle!"
"I’m just a duck trying to find my pond in a world full of water."
"You know you're a duck when you have a quack-ademic sense of humor."
"If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it might just be a comedian!"
"My best friend is a duck. She’s quackers!"
"I went to a duck comedy club and the jokes were all a bit fowl!"
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"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a duck."
"Don’t be silly—be a duck!"
"Life is like a pond; if you can’t swim, just float like a duck!"
"Why did the duck go to the comedy club? Because he wanted to quack up!"
"A duck walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender says, 'What'll it be?' The duck replies, 'Put it on my bill!'"
"You know what they say about ducks: they always go with the flow!"
"Life’s a quack at the duck park!"
"Every once in a while, a duck must take a stand and quack out loud!"
"The best part about being a duck is that you leave your problems at the pond!"
"Quack me up, I can hardly swim!"
"Two ducks are in a pond, one says, 'It’s just a pond, yet I feel so majestic!'"
"Be like a duck. Keep calm and paddle on!"
"What do you call a duck that steals? A robbery quacker!"
"Quack! Quack! Stand up comedy at its fowlest!"
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"A duck's best friend is its own sense of humor!"
"I’m totally quackers about ducks!"
"What did the duck say to the comedian? 'You’re quacking me up!'"
"If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck."
"The duck is a curious creature. It quacks in the morning, swims at noon, and waddles at night."
"I told my duck to keep its quack down, but all it did was quack louder."
"Duck is a very wonderful animal. They can walk, swim, and fly. Just like you in an airplane."
"A duck walked into a bar and asked for a job. The bartender said, 'We don’t serve ducks in here.'"
"I'm just like a duck: calm on the surface but paddling like crazy underneath."
"What do you call a crate of ducks? A box of quackers!"
"I love ducks. They don’t even care about your problems; they just quack!"
"If you think I’m quacking up, it’s just because I’m a little more ducked up than you!"
"When the ducks quack, the world listens!"
"Ducks are the only creatures brave enough to quack at the moon!"
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"Two ducks are sitting in a pond. One turns to the other and says, 'I think I’m starting to quack up!'"
"Why did the duck go to the comedy show? It wanted to see some good quack-ups!"
"A good friend is like a duck: reliable, ever present and ready to quack at a moment's notice."
"Don’t worry if plan A doesn’t work; there are 25 more letters in the alphabet—especially if you're a duck!"
"What do you call a duck that loves to rap? A quack artist!"
"When I’m feeling down, I remind myself: only ducks get to be so happy while waddling!"
"Life is simple. Just be like a duck: paddling and quacking, and it will all be alright!"
"Chasing your dreams is a lot like a duck chasing a butterfly—there's a lot of quacking but some serious fun!"
"Nothing brings a smile faster than a duck sliding into a puddle."
"What did the duck say to the comedian? 'You quack me up!'"
"Quacking may not solve your problems, but it does make the world a lot funnier."
"Sometimes you just need to waddle away from the drama. Be a duck!"
"Every day is a new quack-tastic adventure!"
"A duck without a quack is like a day without laughter."
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
"If it walks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it’s probably a duck."
"I’d rather be a duck than a chicken any day."
"The duck went quack, the pig went oink, the cow went moo, and the chicken turned to the cow and said, 'You’re a better moo-er than I am!'"
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure... Like a duck trying to decide where to swim."
"Duck humor: It’s time to quack up!"
"Whichever way you slice it, ducks are always quack-tastic!"
"Someone asked me if I liked ducks. I said, 'I am not quackers about them.'"
"Don’t give up on your dreams; keep quacking until they come true!"
"If you can't fly, then you'll have to swim… so just duck and move!"
"Why don’t ducks tell secrets while they are flying? Because they would quack up!"
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for ducks."
"A duck walks into a bar and asks, 'Do you have any grapes?' The bartender says, 'No.' The duck leaves. A few minutes later, the duck walks in again and asks, 'Do you have any grapes?' The bartender says, 'No.' The duck leaves. This goes on a few more times until finally the bartender says, 'If you come in here again asking for grapes, I will nail your beak to the floor!'"
"What do you get when you cross a duck with a firework? A firequacker!"
"Just because you're a duck doesn’t mean you can’t dream of being an eagle!"
"Duck hunting season: the most quack-tastic time of the year!"
"What did the duck say when she bought lipstick? 'Put it on my bill!'"
"The quack that counts is the one that echoes in your heart."
"Why do ducks make great comedians? They know how to quack up an audience!"
"If you want to see a duck at its finest, just watch it strut!"
"The world is a better place with ducks in it. Quack on!"
"A funny duck is a happy duck!"
"What do ducks eat for snacks? Quackers!"
"If I could be any animal, I would be a duck so I could be a quacker."
"I’m just a duck in a world full of quackers."
"The duck said to the bartender, 'Put it on my bill!'"
"You’re quackers if you don’t think ducks are funny!"
"Their quacks don’t echo, but they do quack me up!"
"When life gets tough, just remember: ducks can’t fly without a little quack!"
"Don’t worry, be happy... just like a duck!"
"Why did the duck go to the comedy club? He wanted to improve his quack-tastic jokes!"
"Ducking around can be a lot of fun!"
"Quack, quack, take a step back!"
"I’m going to put all my eggs in one basket and that basket is a duck!"
"This is the day the ducks go quack! Let’s make it funny!"
"You can't be mad at a duck; it will always quack you up!"
"A duck walks into a bar… and the bartender says, 'What’ll it be?' The duck replies, 'Just put it on my bill!'"
"I wish I could be a duck, waddling along and quacking about my day!"
"Why don’t ducks tell jokes while flying? Because it would quack them up!"
"That duck sure is a quack!"
"Every time I quack, the world gets a little brighter."
"Keep calm and quack on."
"What do you get when you cross a duck with fireworks? A fire quacker!"
"Quack, and the world quacks with you!"
"Why don’t ducks like to read newspapers? Because they’re always finding quack stories!"
"Quack-a-doodle-doo!"
"In a world full of peacocks, be a duck."
"Quack, quack, it’s all in the timing!"
"I may be a duck, but I can still swim with the best of them!"
"Why do ducks have feathers? To cover their butt quacks!"
"If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, it must be a funny duck!"
"I’m not a mallard to express my feelings, but I’m quite quack-tionate!"
"I know I’m a little corny, but I can't help but be a quack!"
"Just ducky! That’s how I roll!"
"I told my duck he was overweight, but he just gave me the quack stare."
"It's not easy being a duck... quack-tually, it's quite hilarious!"
"You can’t make everyone happy; you’re not a duck!"
"Just wing it! The duck way!"
"Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!"
"Quack me up with your jokes!"
"What do you call a clever duck? A wise quacker!"
"When life gets tough, remember: ducks always find their way back to the pond."
"Keep calm and quack on!"
"I often find myself quacking up over the silliest things!"
"It’s a duck's life, full of laughs and quacks!"
"Why was the duck so good at basketball? Because he was a skilled ‘quacker’!"
"Those who quack together, stay together!"
"You can’t put all your eggs in one basket; unless you’re a duck."
"When you’re feeling down, just remember: ducks always find a reason to paddle on!"
"All you need is love and a duck!"
"Be like a duck: paddling hard underwater, looking serene above!"
"A duck walks into a bar… just kidding, they always quack!"
"In a world full of chickens, be a duck!"
"Sometimes you just need to quack it like it is!"
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