132 result(s) for Funny Bachelorette Quotes.
"A bride's squad is like a single mom raising 10 kids to the age of 10 every 30 minutes."
"Your only job as a bridesmaid is to be there for the bride and make her look like a million bucks—at least, when she’s not looking!"
"Let’s make sure this bachelorette party goes down in history... or at least Instagram."
"Behind every great bride is a squad of crazy friends trying to keep her sane."
"A successful bachelorette party is one where no one ends up in a line-up!"
"This is the last night of freedom, so let’s celebrate like it’s a crime!"
"Bachelorette parties: where the bride is still the main character, but her friends are the uncredited background actors!"
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"We're on a mission to get our bride wasted... responsibly!"
"Bachelorette: from Miss to Mrs. with a sexy detour!"
"If you don't post about it, did it even happen?!"
"Cheer up! Even if you can't get married, you're still invited to the bachelorette party!"
"It’s not a bachelorette party until the water bottles are filled with wine!"
"To the bride! Tonight you become the queen, as long as the wine lasts!"
"Bridesmaid: drinking, dancing, and crying happy tears on tap!"
"Cheers to love, laughter, and a lifetime of bad decisions!"
"Tonight, we celebrate you and all the bad decisions you’ll make for love!"
"Bachelorette parties are like sleepovers, but with a whole lot more alcohol!"
"You're getting married! I guess this means we'll have to behave. Not!"
"Good friends are like stars, but best friends are like vodka!"
"The goal of the bachelorette party: make the bride feel fun, loved, and slightly embarrassed!"
"Last night out as Miss, let’s not let the hangover stop us from celebrating her wedding day!"
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"Remember, what happens at the bachelorette party stays at the bachelorette party!"
"Being a bridesmaid means having the best excuse to party and make memories!"
"Here's to nights we won't remember with friends we'll never forget!"
"A bachelorette party is proof that true love can happen after a wild night out!"
"I love you, but tonight, you’re on your own!"
"A bride can always count on her girls to keep her sanity, unless there’s champagne involved!"
"A good friend will always bail you out of jail. But a true friend will be sitting next to you saying, 'Damn, that was fun!'"
"I’m not saying I’m the best, but I am definitely not the worst!"
"Ladies, you can’t be the best bride if you don’t have the best bachelorette party!"
"The only thing better than a glass of wine is a glass of wine before the wedding."
"Your single days are numbered. Let’s make sure we go out with a bang!"
"Remember, what happens at the bachelorette party stays at the bachelorette party... except for the photos!"
"Friends who party together, stay together... until the wedding day!"
"Single? No! I’m in a long-term relationship with fun!"
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"Let the bachelorette games begin!"
"Wine is my favorite accessory for this bachelorette party!"
"I’m just here for the cake and the drinks!"
"Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone!"
"The bride is the star today, and we’re just here to make sure she has a great time!"
"They say laughter is the best medicine. Let’s overdose tonight!"
"To love, laughter, and the bachelorette party!"
"A woman’s last fling before the ring!"
"Bach to the future: We’re here to party like it’s our last night of freedom!"
"You're not a regular bride; you're a cool bride."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it, especially at this bachelorette brunch!"
"Here’s to strong cocktails and even stronger friendships!"
"The best nights are usually unplanned, and this bachelorette party is definitely unplanned!"
"Cheers to many more adventures and memories—let's make some bad decisions!"
"I’m just here for the ‘I do’!"
"The future is female and fabulous, especially at bachelorette parties!"
"Who says you can’t have your cake and eat it too? Especially tonight!"
"In case of emergency, break out the wine!"
"A bachelorette party is the perfect excuse for a little chaos!"
"The only thing I've ever stolen was my sister’s boyfriend in high school before she found out and we had to go to counseling."
"I love my fiancé, but have you seen how handsome my wedding cake is?"
"Being a bachelorette is like being a magician: the more tricks you have, the more people love you!"
"Tonight, I’m just a wino, but tomorrow, I’ll be a bride!"
"A good bachelorette party should have at least one questionable decision, two drinks too many, and three funny stories for the wedding!"
"It's a bad idea to get married while you're still deep in the wedding cake coma."
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of caffeine and a fabulous bachelorette party."
"Bachelorette party: where you put the ‘fun’ in dysfunctional!"
"I told my man I only want two things in life: a bachelorette party in Vegas and a wedding gift of a lifetime supply of wine!"
"I’m not saying I’m getting married soon, but my calendar does have ‘Bridezilla’ written all over it."
"Wine is to women what duct tape is to men: it fixes everything!"
"A bachelorette party is the last fling before the ring – or until the first wedding cake is served!"
"I don’t get drunk; I get ‘bachelorette’!"
"You can’t put a price on salt, but you can sure put a price on a fabulous bachelorette party!"
"I'm just here for the cake and the party favors!"
"Bachelorettes: where friends become family and cocktails are plentiful!"
"May your bachelorette party be as fabulous as your wedding photos will be awkward!"
"That’s it! I’m getting married to the first guy who brings me tacos!"
"Who needs a prince when you have champagne, laughter, and a little bit of mischief?"
"Life is short. Make sure you party like a bachelorette before settling down!"
"To love, laughter, and endless cocktails on this wild bachelorette adventure!"
"The best friends are those who will dance with you at your bachelorette party until the sun comes up."
"Save the drama for your wedding – now is the time to party!"
"Dear future husband, you better be good, because the bachelorette party was off the charts!"
"A party without cake is just a meeting, especially for a bachelorette!"
"I can't keep calm, I'm going to be a bride!"
"A little party never killed nobody."
"Before you marry a person, you should first make them use a computer with slow internet to see who they really are."
"Marriage: A legal and social contract between a man and a woman that involves a cake."
"You know you're getting old when your back goes out more than you do."
"A bride is just a woman who has her whole life ahead of her—to do everything wrong."
"The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret."
"I wasn't going to marry anyone, but then I met you and decided to change my mind—just to make sure I don't have to share the remote."
"Love is a lot like the flu; it's all fun and games until you're stuck in bed with someone who won't stop snoring."
"Marriage is when a man and woman become one. The trouble starts when they try to decide which one."
"If you've ever been married, you know that the only cards are the ones in the game of poker."
"A good husband makes a good wife. A great husband makes a great wife... and lets her sleep in on weekends."
"I think we should all sit down and create some marriage rules. Number one: Don't kill each other."
"Marriage: the only war where you get to sleep with the enemy."
"The only thing more expensive than a wedding is a divorce."
"I didn't marry you because you were perfect. I married you because you gave me a reason to think that you might be."
"There's a fine line between a husband and a stalker."
"A wedding is just a funeral with cake."
"The first time I got married, I was right out of acting school. I had no idea what I was doing."
"You don't marry someone you can live with. You marry someone you cannot live without... who still lets you have your own space."
"Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life."
"Behind every successful man is a surprised woman."
"Men forget but never forgive; women forgive but never forget."
"A good marriage is like a casserole: only those responsible for it really know what goes in it."
"They say that marriage is like an endless game of hide-and-seek… with the spouse always finding the remote."
"The best way to remember your wedding anniversary is to forget it once."
"A good friend knows all your best stories. A best friend has lived them with you. And a bachelorette is just someone who has ruined your life slightly less than a member of the bridal party."
"You can't be sad when you're holding a taco."
"My best friend is getting married, and I'm just here for the free drinks."
"Bridesmaids: the only people who will have to practice walking in heels for six months for a wedding that isn’t theirs."
"The only thing better than a bottle of champagne is a bottle of champagne shared with your best friends at a bachelorette party."
"Cheers to love, laughter, and happily ever after. But first, let’s get a little wild!"
"Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone."
"Bachelorette party rule no. 1: What happens at the bachelorette party stays at the bachelorette party."
"This is my ‘Let’s Get Weird’ face."
"It’s not a party unless the bride is wearing a tiara and a sash."
"They say love is blind. But clearly, bachelorette parties are not!"
"You know you're a bachelorette when your tolerance for bad decisions is substantially higher."
"The only relationship advice I need is from my squad tonight."
"We’ll be friends until we’re old and senile… and then we’ll be new friends."
"My sister found a guy I could marry. I just don’t want him to ruin my bachelorette party."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy drinks for your bachelorette party, and that's kind of the same thing."
"If you think this is wild, you should see us at brunch."
"Bachelorette parties: For when the bride needs an excuse to act like a total fool one last time."
"Who needs a partner when you have your besties and a good time?"
"We didn’t realize we were making memories; we just knew we were having fun."
"Friends who slay together, stay together."
"Love is in the air… nope, that’s just champagne!"
"Behind every great bride is a squad that’s had way too much wine!"
"One last fling before the ring?"
"We’re like a really small gang."
"In the end, we only regret the chances we didn’t take… especially at the bachelorette party!"
"Being a bridesmaid is an honor. Being the bachelorette is even better."
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