117 result(s) for Funny Cake Quotes.
"Cake is the answer, but I can't remember the question."
"If you don't eat cake, you're not going to have any cake."
"I love cake. I love cake more than I love most people."
"The only thing better than a birthday cake is a birthday cake with extra frosting."
"Cake: the perfect food for any occasion!"
"I'm on a cake diet. I have a piece of cake every day."
"Age is like fine cake; it gets better with time."
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"There are few problems that a slice of cake cannot solve."
"Everybody has a price. Mine is chocolate cake."
"When I’m in a bad mood, I bake a cake. It’s like therapy, but sweeter."
"Cake is nature's way of making up for Mondays."
"Eat cake. It's somebody's birthday somewhere!"
"Cake is not just for eating; it's for experiencing!"
"There’s no such thing as too much cake."
"I only take criticism from people I can't eat cake with."
"Cake is the best friend a person can have!"
"Live life, eat cake, and repeat!"
"Cake makes everything better."
"What is life without cake?"
"Cakes are made of butter and love."
"Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first."
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"The only thing better than a piece of cake is two pieces of cake."
"Cake is the answer, no matter the question."
"If you can't eat it, just look at it!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cake, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"The secret to a happy life? Cake for breakfast."
"There’s nothing a little cake can’t solve."
"Life is short. Eat the cake."
"You’re never too old for cake."
"When in doubt, add more frosting."
"Cake is made of butter and love."
"Eat cake and smile!"
"Forget love, I’d rather fall in chocolate cake."
"I never met a cake I didn’t like."
"Some cake should be eaten every day."
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"Count the memories, not the calories."
"If you’re not supposed to eat cake on your birthday, when can you?"
"Cake before everything else."
"There’s always room for a slice of cake."
"Keep calm and eat cake."
"Eat cake, it’s what the “good” part of the food pyramid looks like."
"If you’re going to have a cake, have a good one!"
"A slice of cake is the perfect answer to any question."
"There's no problem that a piece of cake can't solve."
"Cake is the answer, but I can’t remember the question."
"Life is short. Eat the cake first."
"If you can't eat cake, I don’t want to be part of your revolution."
"Let them eat cake — and then let’s eat more cake!"
"Cake is the only thing that can make me smile when I’m sad."
"I love cake more than I love most people."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cake. And that’s pretty close."
"Cake: The perfect excuse to be happy unconditionally."
"Behind every great baker is a substantial amount of dough."
"Happiness is a piece of cake."
"A cupcake a day keeps the doctor away."
"You can’t make everyone happy; you’re not cake."
"Some of my best friends are cakes."
"In cake we trust."
"If I were a baker, my cakes would be larger than life!"
"Eat cake, it's somebody's birthday somewhere."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge — for cake."
"Cake is a little piece of heaven on Earth."
"Why did the cake go to school? Because it wanted to be a smart cookie!"
"Baking is love made visible, especially when it’s cake."
"The only thing better than a slice of cake is two slices."
"Good things come to those who bake."
"What’s the best thing about birthday cake? It’s gooood!"
"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."
"The cake is a lie!"
"I’m on a diet. I just can’t seem to find a cake that is low in calories."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cake, and that’s pretty close."
"A balanced diet is having a piece of cake in each hand."
"If there’s a wrong way to eat a cake, I don’t want to be right."
"Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!"
"Behind every successful woman is a substantial amount of chocolate cake."
"Happiness is a slice of cake."
"Cake: because life is too short to skip dessert."
"I’m just here for the cake."
"Cake is not just a dessert; it’s a celebration!"
"You can’t make everyone happy, but you can make them cake!"
"The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating it. Especially cake!"
"To me, the greatest pleasure of writing is not what it’s about, but the inner music that words make."
"Cake: a universal language of love."
"The secret ingredient is always cake."
"All you need is love. But a little cake now and then doesn’t hurt."
"First we eat cake, then we do everything else."
"It’s as easy as pie—or rather, as easy as cake!"
"Eat cake, it’s a celebration every day!"
"Baking is my therapy; eating cake is my reward."
"When life gives you lemons, make lemon cake."
"Life is what you bake it."
"A slice of cake is like a hug on a plate."
"Cake is the answer. No matter the question."
"I love cake more than I love people."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cake. And that's kind of the same thing."
"Let them eat cake!"
"Stressed spelled backward is desserts. Coincidence? I think not!"
"Cake is not just for birthdays; it's for every day."
"If I had to choose between chocolate and sex, I'd choose chocolate. It's much easier to get."
"The only thing better than a slice of cake is two slices of cake."
"A party without cake is just a meeting."
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not cake."
"I’m on a cake diet. I have my cake, and I eat it too."
"The secret ingredient is always love. And a generous amount of frosting."
"Good cake is a work of art; great cake is a masterpiece."
"Some days you eat cake, and some days you just enjoy it."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of cake."
"Cake: because adulting is hard."
"Cake is a universal language; it speaks to everyone’s heart."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the bakery."
"You had me at cake."
"Age is just a number. Cake is a real reason to celebrate."
"Eat cake for breakfast, and you’ll be happy all day long!"
"I can’t imagine a world without cake. It’s just not realistic."
"Cake is like duct tape; it fixes everything."
"When you slice through a cake, you slice through all worries."
"In the cookie of life, sisters are the chocolate chips, but cake is the true delight."
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