124 result(s) for Funny Graduation Cap Quotes.
"I'm 100% certain that I am 0% sure of what I'm going to do."
"I finally know what I want to be when I grow up… I want to be a kid again."
"I’m a graduate! Now let’s see how long it takes to work that into my resume."
"Now I'm ready for the real world… or at least a really good nap."
"Dear future, I'm ready. I think."
"My life is like a speed run… if I stop, I lose."
"I can’t believe I’ve graduated. Now I’m ready to be unprepared for the real world."
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"Thanks, Google. I couldn’t have done it without you."
"I don’t always graduate, but when I do, I barely graduate."
"Grad school? More like school of hard knocks."
"Just graduated! Now I’d like to see my internship program in action."
"Graduation: The end of a chapter, or the beginning of a whole new story that could very well be a comedy?"
"What's next? I have no idea, but surely something great, right?"
"I’m like a butterfly: pretty to see, hard to catch, and in need of a lot of help."
"I’m pretty sure I was supposed to have a plan. Oops!"
"I graduated, now I’m ready to take on the world… after a snack."
"Map out your career? I prefer to take detours."
"So long, and thanks for all the fish!"
"I’m on to the next adventure. Join me or figure it out as I go!"
"I dreamed big, but I slept bigger!"
"I went to class, took the tests, now I'm just trying to master the art of napping."
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"What do I do now? I’ll figure it out… probably while watching Netflix."
"I can't believe I graduated! Now I have to adult. Thanks, college!"
"Of course I’m going to graduate! I’ve had four years of practice!"
"Dear future, I am ready. I think! Never mind, I am not ready!"
"I don’t always graduate, but when I do, I barely graduate!"
"I graduated, so now I'm like smart and stuff."
"Now what? Oh right, I forgot to apply to adulting."
"I came, I saw, I conquered ... and now I’m done."
"The only time I set the bar low was for my grades."
"Being a graduate is easy. Just remember to keep taking those naps!"
"I’m outta here! I have a degree and no idea what to do next."
"I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a piece of paper and a handshake. Worth it!"
"I don't even like capes!"
"Thank you, coffee, for helping me graduate!"
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"Keep calm and pretend it's on the syllabus."
"Graduated? I prefer the term 'adventure-seeking procrastinator'."
"I can’t see the future, but I can see my debt."
"This wasn’t like High School Musical at all!"
"And now, I’m off to figure out how to adult."
"What’s next? The question every graduate dreads."
"If you’re reading this, I finally graduated!"
"I finally did it! Time to put the ‘pro’ in procrastinator."
"I’d like to thank the internet for educating me."
"Officially too cool for school!"
"You can’t put a price on knowledge, but my student loans sure can!"
"Welcome to the real world, where I’m still confused!"
"I’m outta here! (Just kidding, I’m back in my parents’ basement.)"
"Now what?"
"Thank you, Google."
"I graduated! Now I’m like, better than you."
"Finally, I have a degree in procrastination."
"I’m 100% sure I’m 0% sure about everything."
"Diploma? Check. Job? Still looking."
"My brain has too many tabs open."
"I can’t believe I spent my whole life on this!"
"Education is important, but big biceps are importanter."
"I’m like a butterfly: pretty to see, but hard to catch."
"I’m so glad I got to spend time on the internet at school!"
"I earned this! (Well, mostly.)"
"It took me X years to get this piece of paper."
"They see me rollin’, they hatin’."
"I hope my future is as bright as my cap and gown!"
"Next step: Netflix and chill."
"Nothing is impossible… for a person who doesn’t have to pay student loans."
"I’m free! Now what do I do with my life?"
"The end of an era – thank goodness!"
"I can’t wait to see how many people wrongfully assume I’m an expert."
"If you think this is hard, try being my student loans."
"I’m ready to face the world… right after a nap."
"The future is bright, and so are my student loans!"
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"I finally know what I want to be when I grow up – I want to be a kid again!"
"Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot."
"I’m outta here! Can’t wait to pay off my student loans."
"They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a diploma – so you can’t argue with that!"
"The tassel was worth the hassle!"
"I graduated, so now I’m like, smart and stuff."
"I’m ready to take on the world. Just not before my coffee."
"Thanks, Google!"
"Is this the real life? Is this just fantasy? Caught in a landslide, no escape from reality. (Oh wait, wrong event!)"
"And they said I wouldn’t amount to anything!"
"Now the real world can begin! (Whatever that means!)"
"Sure, I can do that. Just let me check my diploma first."
"I can’t believe I’m finally graduating! Now I can go to bed at 2 am just like in college."
"A degree: the only proof you were able to sit in a chair for four years."
"Well, that was a nice nap!"
"If you can’t convince them, confuse them!"
"Keep calm and get your degree."
"I’m not actually funny. I’m just really mean and people think I’m joking."
"I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a piece of paper and a handshake!"
"You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?"
"If opportunity doesn’t knock, build a door!"
"The only time to be positive you are in the right place at the right time is when it’s not possible to be anywhere else."
"Four years later, and I'm still hungry!"
"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step – and ends with lots of student loans."
"Straight outta college!"
"I can’t believe I graduated! I really didn’t think it would happen. But here we are, Mom!"
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice!"
"I finally did it! Now I’m ready for my nap!"
"Education is important, but big biceps are important-er."
"The tassel was worth the hassle."
"I’m 100% certain I’m 0% sure of what I’m going to do."
"I’m outta here! Watch out world, here I come!"
"I spent 113,880 hours of my life for a piece of paper and a handshake."
"Now what? Asking for a friend."
"I can’t believe I went to college for this!"
"Finally, I can stop pretending to be a student."
"Four years of college and all I got was this lousy degree!"
"I graduated, so now I'm a professional procrastinator!"
"This diploma is just a piece of paper, but so are my dreams!"
"Cheers to the nights we can’t remember with the friends we’ll never forget."
"I’m a graduate! Just don’t ask me what in!"
"I haven’t been this excited since my last exam!"
"Graduated, and now I’m ready to binge-watch professionally."
"I’m off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of adulthood!"
"Today’s forecast: 100% chance of success!"
"I would like to thank whiskey for my GPA!"
"We leave you now with the words of wisdom we learned in school: ‘Why did the chicken cross the road?’"
"The only thing holding me back was my coffee addiction!"
"Life is a journey; I just graduated from the beginner’s level."
"I’m like a butterfly. I started as a caterpillar. Now I’m a graduate with a hangover."
"What do I do now? Asking for a friend!"
"I’m out of here! The world better be ready!"
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