113 result(s) for Funny Hoodie Quotes.
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"I put the pro in procrastinate."
"I'm not lazy, I'm just on energy-saving mode."
"I’m not always sarcastic; sometimes I’m sleeping."
"If I was funny, I’d have a good caption."
"Caution: I have zero patience and no filter."
"Just because you're awake doesn't mean you should stop dreaming."
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"I like my coffee like I like my mornings: dark and bitter."
"I’m not short. I’m fun-sized!"
"I followed my heart and it led me to the fridge."
"I can't tell if my kids are still awake or if the wine is just talking."
"Reality called, so I hung up."
"Wednesday is just Monday’s ugly sister."
"Do I have to be adulting today?"
"Dear naps, I’m sorry I was a jerk to you when I was younger."
"I would exercise, but it makes me spill my beer."
"I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee."
"That moment when you realize that you are not going to bed early."
"I’m not a complete idiot; some parts are missing."
"I don't always wear hoodies, but when I do, I make sure it has a clever quote."
"Don't worry, beer happy!"
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"My hoodie is just a warning that I'm not in the mood."
"I love my hoodie more than most people."
"Currently avoiding adulting."
"I'm not a regular mom, I'm a hoodie mom!"
"If you can read this, I'm not wearing pants."
"Hoodies: because sometimes, you just need to hide from the world."
"In my defense, I was left unsupervised."
"I'm not anti-social; I'm just pro-solitude."
"Please cancel my subscription to your issues."
"I need six months of vacation, twice a year."
"Snooze buttons are my best friend."
"Exercise? I thought you said extra fries!"
"Out of my mind—back in five minutes."
"Dear naps, I’m sorry I was a jerk to you when I was a kid."
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"I'm in a committed relationship with my hoodie."
"I'm not short, I'm fun-sized."
"Hoodie weather is the best weather."
"I was going to take over the world, but I overslept."
"I'm silently correcting your grammar."
"I need a little bit of coffee and a whole lot of hoodie."
"I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me KitKat ads."
"If I was meant to be controlled, I'd have come with a remote."
"I have a photographic memory, but I always forget to bring my camera."
"I'm not a morning person. I'm a coffee person."
"I may be a nightmare, but I’m your nightmare."
"Being an adult is like folding a fitted sheet. No one really knows how."
"I’m so glad we had this time together. I didn’t want to have to do this in person."
"Sarcasm: because beating the heck out of people is illegal."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"If you think I’m crazy, you should meet my other self."
"Procrastinators unite…tomorrow."
"I run on caffeine, sarcasm, and lipstick."
"If you can’t convince them, confuse them."
"I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me."
"I’m multi-talented: I can procrastinate, be unproductive, and still avoid doing work."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"I’m not short, I’m fun-sized!"
"When nothing goes right, go left."
"Why do I have to be a role model? I’m not perfect; I’m just a human."
"I’m just a girl standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut."
"I didn’t choose the thug life, the thug life chose me."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"I'm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
"If I was funny, I would have a really good ending."
"Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, or fattening."
"I want to be like a caterpillar. Eat a lot. Sleep a lot. Wake up beautiful."
"I'm on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days."
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me."
"Why fall in love when you can fall asleep?"
"I’m actually a unicorn in disguise."
"If you think I'm annoying now, wait until I start talking about my hobbies."
"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."
"Caffeine and kindness are all I need."
"Warning: caffeine in this hoodie may cause excessive productivity."
"Sassy, classy with a touch of bad-assy."
"Just because I’m awake doesn’t mean I’m ready to do things."
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"I put the ‘Pro’ in procrastinate."
"Brain loading... please wait."
"I’m here to avoid friends on Facebook."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right."
"I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode."
"I put the 'Pro' in procrastinate."
"Out of the way, world! I've got my sassy pants on!"
"My hoodie and I are on a mission to fight Mondays."
"I don't need therapy, I just need more hoodies."
"Running late is my cardio."
"I like my hoodies like I like my coffee: cozy and warm."
"If you can read this, I’m already judging you."
"This is my 'I can't adult today' hoodie."
"I’m silently correcting your grammar."
"I didn't choose the hoodie life; the hoodie life chose me."
"Not all superheroes wear capes. Some wear hoodies."
"I'm a hoodie addict, and I'm not in recovery."
"Who needs a superhero when you can just wear a hoodie?"
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"If I’m not back in five minutes, wait longer!"
"Proof that I can take selfies better than I can cook."
"I’m not always sarcastic, sometimes I’m sleeping."
"Some days I amaze myself. Other days I put my keys in the fridge."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"I have a personality you can’t handle."
"Coffee: because adulting is hard."
"Today’s forecast: 100% chance of not wanting to get out of bed."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"My mood depends on how much coffee I have."
"Hoodies: because your sweater is not always appropriate."
"I’m just here for the snacks."
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