128 result(s) for Beetlejuice Quotes.
"You know, I figured it out. It's not easy being dead."
"I'm a demon, but I'm a nice demon."
"I possess a certain… charisma."
"The afterlife is not what I expected."
"You can't get rid of me that easy!"
"No eating, no drinking, no smoking!"
"I like it here in the afterlife; there’s so much to do!"
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"It's a little late to be asking that question."
"I don’t have to say, I told you so, but I will."
"I’m a man of my word, and the time has come."
"You think you can just waltz in here and take over?"
"You picked the wrong house, buddy!"
"I just love the sound of screaming!"
"I can be whatever you want me to be."
"Hey, I’m just a little ol’ sandworm! No harm done!"
"I don't think you understand how serious this is!"
"It's only a nightmare if you wake up!"
"Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose!"
"I’m not a monster; I'm just misunderstood."
"I may be dead, but I'm still full of life!"
"There's a lot of things you can't do when you're dead."
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"I’ll grab you by the boo-boo."
"You can’t scare me, I’m already dead!"
"I’m a ghost with the most, babe!"
"Advice is a dangerous gift!"
"You know, it’s exciting to know that you’re going to get a new brother or sister. Because you know that I’m going to get you."
"I was just looking for my sock."
"I will not be ignored!"
"Can you be a little more specific?"
"Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose."
"You know, I think that you need to lighten up a little bit."
"Don’t mind me, I'm just a little confused!"
"You want to get nuts? Let’s get nuts!"
"I’m just a little old-fashioned!"
"This is the first time I've ever seen a dead person in our house."
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"You gotta say my name three times!"
"It’s all in the game."
"I’d love to see you in hell!"
"Hey! I’m a little busy right now!"
"I’m not a demon, I’m a trickster."
"The afterlife is a little bit of a downer."
"You’re a ghost, babe. You can go anywhere."
"I love to put on a good show!"
"Welcome, welcome! It’s a real pleasure to have you here."
"I’m an expert at getting what I want!"
"I just need a little something to boost the magic!"
"Who’s your private dancer?"
"I’m not a monster; I’m a ghoul!"
"Thanks for stopping by!"
"Let’s go make some trouble."
"I'm the ghost with the most, babe."
"You know, it’s hard to keep the weight off when you’re dead."
"I can be anything I want. I can be a hero, or I can be a villain. What's it gonna be?"
"Look, my whole life is a mess! I mean, I can't even get a good rest!"
"The afterlife is a fancy place. I thought it would look like heaven, but it's more like a Ritz-Carlton."
"I will eat your brains!"
"Hey, you don't have to be afraid of me. I'm a really nice guy!"
"You wanna get nuts? Let's get nuts!"
"No one would hire you, even in death!"
"You don’t need to be a genius to figure that one out!"
"I have a badge, I have a business card, and I can go to any party I want."
"I’m an acquired taste. Like caviar or a nice wine."
"I just want to be loved!"
"If you want to see some serious action, just say my name three times."
"You can't leave me here! I'm the one who makes the rules!"
"I'm a demon, but I'm a fun demon!"
"This is your chance to get some perspective!"
"I'll take you to the afterlife, the rides are fantastic!"
"I'm ready to go to work! Bring it on!"
"You want a little of this? You just need some Beetlejuice in your life!"
"You think death is bad? Just wait till you see my dancing!"
"I can make things go boom!"
"The trick is to have fun, even in the afterlife."
"Say my name. Say it!"
"Life is full of surprises. Buckle up! You're in for a ride!"
"I can show you some really good tricks!"
"I’m the ghost with the most, babe!"
"You want somebody out of the picture? You can just call me up!"
"Dead is better."
"I am the demon Beetlejuice, and I’m going to take you on a ride!"
"You know, it’s a weird world. A small price to pay for a little piece of mind."
"This is a one-way ticket. You're not coming back! You're dead!"
"Your problem is you can't get it through your thick, skull! You're dead!"
"I'm just a little frustrated, that's all."
"I need a little time for myself!"
"I can't believe you're making me do this!"
"I'm not a monster; I'm just a little misunderstood."
"The afterlife is not for everyone."
"You think I can make people disappear just for fun? I’m not that kind of ghost!"
"What do you think? I'm a monster?!"
"Let's turn on the juice and see what shakes loose!"
"I'm not just any ghost; I'm a ghost with the most!"
"What I wouldn't give to be alive again!"
"Life is all about the experience, and I have a lot of those!"
"It's all in the game, honey!"
"Let’s get this party started!"
"I can be your friend, or I can be your enemy!"
"You know what I always say: 'It's showtime!'"
"You have to be dead to understand; it’s a whole different vibe!"
"Do I look like a ghost to you?"
"I just want to have a little fun!"
"It's showtime!"
"I’m the ghost with the most, babe."
"You know, it's Halloween. I guess I would be the life of the party!"
"I just want to be a part of your life!"
"Say it once, say it twice, third time's a charm!"
"I’ll be there with you, together forever!"
"You don't need a reason to be crazy!"
"We all know there are two types of people: people who are special and people who are not."
"You know what I mean? I want to kick butt!"
"Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death!"
"Hey, hey! Look, I can say some funny things!"
"You think I'm ugly? You should see my mother!"
"Nobody in the history of the world has ever actually been scared by a ghost!"
"Oh, oh! I feel a little woozy here!"
"You gotta be a little more open-minded, you know?"
"It’s nice to be seen, but it’s also nice to be gone."
"I’ve got a bone to pick with you."
"I'm a demon, but I'm a nice demon!"
"If you wanna be scared, all you gotta do is close your eyes!"
"I know the afterlife can be a little complicated."
"We’ve got to find out who this kid is, and we’ve got to make her our friend!"
"You can’t scare me; I’m already dead!"
"I can’t believe I’m a ghost."
"I’ll show you everything that’s wrong with you!"
"A little bit of chaos is good for the soul!"
"You’re in the waiting room of life!"
"You’re gonna love this!"
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