114 result(s) for Funny Bicycle Quotes.
"I don't ride a bike to add days to my life. I ride a bike to add life to my days."
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance you must keep moving."
"Bicycles are made for the open road and the open mind."
"You never forget how to ride a bike. You forget how to forget how to ride a bike."
"I ride because it always feels good, like a good pizza or a glass of fine wine."
"Cycling is freedom. The moment you get on a bike, you feel free."
"Bicycles: What you do when you want to go really, really slow."
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"A bike ride a day keeps the worries away."
"I love riding my bicycle. It’s like a little therapy session on two wheels."
"Riding a bicycle is a way to get away from it all without actually going anywhere."
"Cycling: because running is too hard."
"I thought I was too old to try to learn to ride a bike. Now I think I’m too old not to!"
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get this joke about bicycles."
"Bikes are like people. They don’t fall over too easily, unless they’re really tired."
"I have a fear of speed bumps, but I’m slowly getting over it."
"If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go together—on bikes!"
"The best bike rides always include a few laughs and a couple of falls."
"A bicycle can get you anywhere, as long as you have enough fuel and a good sense of humor."
"I don't need therapy. I just need my bicycle."
"Life is like a bike ride; it has its ups and downs, but it’s all about how you ride it!"
"Keep calm and bike on."
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"I ride to the beach. I ride to the bar. I ride to the restaurant. I ride to the grocery store. I think I have a problem."
"If I can't take my bike, I'm not going."
"Bicycles are freedom. And that’s always an upgrade."
"I wish I knew how to quit you, bike! But it’s too late now."
"You know you're a cyclist when you look at a hill and say ‘What a great workout!’"
"Cycling gives me a sense of community, and I'm able to make friends through my hobbies—like risking my life."
"Bicycles may just be the best vehicle for bringing together people, ideas, and disruptions."
"There’s no reason to be out of shape. Get a bicycle and ride it!"
"If you want to know how to ride a bike, don't ask a cat."
"I’m not a bicycle snob, I just have better taste than you!"
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a bike, and that’s pretty close."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"I might look like I’m doing nothing, but in my mind, I’m riding a unicorn on a rainbow."
"You can’t ride two bikes at once, but you can ride one really, really well!"
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"A bicycle is the finest mode of transport known to man."
"If you don't have a bike, are you really living?"
"My bike is also my therapist, and it charges less!"
"The worst thing about getting older is that I can’t get my leg over the bike like I used to."
"Life is like riding a bicycle; it’s all about how you handle the curves."
"Ride it like you stole it, but don’t actually steal it!"
"I told myself I should stop eating so much, but I’m on a roll—just like my bike!"
"Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for delivering messages. They both could just be a little bit better at standing still."
"I ride because it’s fun! I ride because it makes me feel free! I ride because it’s the simplest way of getting around. I ride to get where I’m going! And I ride because I haven’t got any other mode of transportation."
"I don’t ride a bike to add days to my life. I ride a bike to add life to my days."
"When I see an adult on a bicycle, I do not despair for the future of the human race."
"Bikes are like magic. You can make them disappear in a heartbeat."
"You never realize how many bikes you pass until you're on a bike."
"Cycling is the closest thing we have to flying."
"If the bike is not in your blood, you cannot ride it."
"There are only three sports: bullfighting, a thousand kinds of swimming and climbing, and cycling. All the rest are merely games."
"A bicycle is the world's most efficient machine."
"You know you’re a cyclist when you can’t tell if the person coming toward you is an old friend or just someone who looks like an old friend — but you’re certain they’re on a bike."
"Mountain biking is like sex: you never forget your first time, and the thrill is almost indescribable."
"Why do I love bicycles? Because they are a lovely way to get there."
"The more I ride, the more I live."
"I don’t go cycling to be fit; I go cycling to feel free!"
"Cycling is like church; many attend, but few understand."
"Some of the best moments in life are those that make you feel alive; riding a bike is one of those."
"Riding a bike is a lot like riding a dragon — both require balance, courage, and a bit of magic."
"I thought of how nice it was when you’re on a bike; you feel vibrant and a little insane, like you fly."
"The bicycle can’t stand alone; it has to be balanced on two wheels, like life."
"A cyclist is a person who is not afraid of a little wind in their hair."
"Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of a bike ride."
"The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its passenger is its engine."
"Bicycles are almost as good as guitars for meeting girls."
"Don't buy upgrades, ride up grades."
"When in doubt, pedal it out."
"I ride to see the world, I ride to know myself."
"Throwing a bike away is like throwing a baby out with the bathwater."
"Let’s ride like the wind, because we’re not getting anywhere fast."
"Never underestimate the power of a bike."
"A bicycle can't stand on its own; it’s just two-tired!"
"Cycling is a joy, not a punishment."
"I thought I saw an angel, but it was just a guy on a bicycle."
"What’s the best thing about a bike? No strings attached."
"Nothing compares to the simple pleasure of riding a bike."
"If I had a dollar for every time I rode my bike, I’d be a millionaire!"
"The cyclists’ motto: Leaning into the wind and enjoying the ride."
"Two wheels move the soul, four wheels move the body."
"Riding a bike is the most fun you can have without taking your clothes off."
"Biking makes me happy; it melts my stress away."
"The best part about biking is that it only takes up half of your energy!"
"Why do I bike? Because punching people in the face is illegal."
"If you think biking is dangerous, try being in a car."
"Life is like a bicycle. You must keep pedaling to stay upright. Or you fall over."
"If I can’t bring my bike, I’m not going."
"I want to ride my bicycle, I want to ride it where I like."
"Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your balance, you must keep moving."
"Bicycles are the ultimate solution to the traffic problems of cities."
"I ride because it’s my happy place."
"The bicycle is a curious vehicle. Its rider is its engine."
"A bike is the simplest, most efficient form of transportation. It's faster than walking, easier than running."
"If I can’t take my bike, I’m not going."
"There are no bad days when you ride your bike."
"Bikes don't leak oil, they leak, they don't leak, they just make your heart spill over."
"I don’t ride to add days to my life. I ride to add life to my days."
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two-tired!"
"I enjoy cycling because I can be outdoors without being too serious about it."
"Every time I see an adult on a bicycle, I no longer despair for the future of the human race."
"I got a bike when I was 10, which I rode around for years. That was my freedom."
"Cycling is a great social leveler."
"If it weren't for bicycles, I'd probably be a really ineffective person."
"You never regret going for a bike ride."
"I can't control the wind, but I can adjust my sails. Except when I'm on my bicycle."
"No one ever drowned in sweat. Unless they were on a bicycle."
"A bicycle is worth a thousand words."
"I think the bike is the most significant thing I've ever owned."
"The hardest part of riding a bike is the getting on it part."
"I ride my bike, and it’s like therapy!"
"Bicycles may change, but cycling is timeless."
"What do you call a bicycle with two tires? A wheelie good time!"
"There are no shortcuts to any place worth going, except on a bicycle."
"Keep calm and ride on."
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