109 result(s) for Funny Quotes From TV Shows.
"I can’t help it if I’m popular."
"I'm ready to be a mom!"
"I'm in a glass case of emotion!"
"You can't say no to this face!"
"I’m just a girl standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her."
"I fell in love the way you fall asleep: slowly, and then all at once."
"It's always sunny in Philadelphia."
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"I am the one who knocks."
"I am not a number. I am a free man!"
"You know nothing, Jon Snow."
"Just because I’m not talking doesn’t mean I’m not thinking."
"It’s a good day to be a good day."
"You know what they say: Fool me once, strike one. But fool me twice... strike three."
"SIMPSONS DID IT!"
"I don't need a weapon; my voice is my weapon."
"Live long and prosper."
"I coulda been a contender."
"I’m not a psycho, I’m a high-functioning sociopath."
"Just one more thing..."
"You got it, dude!"
"I can't believe I’m saying this, but I think I’m in love."
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"To infinity and beyond!"
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take."
"I'm not a bad guy. I’m just a bit misunderstood."
"I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by."
"That’s what she said!"
"There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that."
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
"Bazzinga!"
"You know what they say: 'Third time's a charm.' So, here's my third time trying not to screw this up."
"You’re fired!"
"I am serious… and don’t call me Shirley."
"So I says to the guy, 'That’s not a pencil, that’s my wife’s leg!'"
"I feel like I’m taking crazy pills!"
"We're all in this together."
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"You can’t put a price on being a winner."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by."
"I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
"Why don’t we take a break? Let’s get a burger."
"I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I’m getting a little bored over here."
"I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort."
"It's like all my kids grew up and then I didn't have any kids. So I got a dog. And I named him Dog."
"I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!"
"I’m gonna make him an offer he can’t refuse."
"Sometimes you just have to throw on a crown and remind them who they're dealing with."
"I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m really good at it."
"You can't make everybody happy. You're not a taco."
"There's no 'I' in team, but there is a 'me' if you jumble it up."
"I am running away from my responsibilities. And it feels good."
"I’m not a smart man, but I know what love is."
"The only thing better than a glass of wine is two glasses of wine! Oh, wait, that's not true."
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
"If you can't beat them, join them. If you can't join them, beat them."
"I’m not a doctor, but I play one on TV."
"I don't need a therapist. I have a dog."
"I don't trust anyone who doesn't like tacos."
"I’m pretty much just a regular person who happens to have a thousand followers on Instagram."
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"How you doin'?"
"It's always a good idea to ask yourself, what would a wise person do?"
"I’ve made a huge mistake."
"That's what she said."
"I am Beyoncé, always."
"Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose."
"You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once and move on."
"The truth is out there."
"It's not a lie if you believe it."
"When you assume, you make an ass out of you and me."
"I’m not good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"I am the one who knocks!"
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain."
"That's not my job."
"Every time I try to put my foot down, my foot is too big to fit."
"I want to be where the people are."
"We were on a break!"
"I remember when I was a kid, and I was told I could be anything. So I became a doctor."
"I can't believe you can't believe it!"
"If you want to be in love, you have to get out of the apartment."
"This is why we can't have nice things."
"Love is not a science; it's an art!"
"We’re having a baby. It’s a bit like having a pet, but with a higher risk of drowning."
"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"I don’t want to be a product of my environment. I want my environment to be a product of me."
"That's what she said!"
"Did I do that?"
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"It’s like all my life everyone has always told me, 'You’re special.' Well, now I think they were just being polite."
"I’m a princess, and I know what I want."
"I’m not saying I’m the best, but I can definitely beat the best."
"I’m reasonably certain that there’s a lot of things I can’t tell you."
"Everything’s coming up Milhouse!"
"Why don’t they just make the whole plane out of the black box?"
"I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I think I might be a little bit smarter than you."
"Sometimes, you have to take a leap of faith first. The trust falls later."
"You can't be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline."
"You know what they say, 'Once you go black, you never go back.'"
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice."
"I am so smart, S-M-R-T! I mean S-M-A-R-T!"
"You’re a special snowflake. You’re the most special snowflake of them all."
"I have no idea what I’m doing, but I’m doing it really well."
"There’s nothing wrong with being a loser. It just depends on how good you are at it."
"I was trying to be a better person. It almost ruined my life!"
"You know, there's a fine line between a hero and a villain."
"Please do not interrupt me while I'm interrupting you."
"I’m not a failure, I’m a success that didn’t succeed."
"The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it."
"Meh. It’s a good word. You should use it more."
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