106 result(s) for Funny Quotes For Monday.
"I have decided to be happy because it is good for my health. But it is inevitable. Monday always comes around."
"Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness."
"Monday is the day that is a punctuation mark in the weekend, but the fact is that it is a sentence, not a chapter."
"I hate Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and half of Friday."
"Monday is a fresh start, it's never too late to begin again."
"Monday is a tough day, but if you can get through it, the rest of the week will be easy."
"I can see smoke on the horizon. God, I hope it's rest of the weekend. Monday has come too soon."
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"Monday is like a hair in your soup – unavoidable and unpleasant."
"Thank God it's Monday! Said no one ever."
"Monday must be a man, because it comes too quickly."
"Monday is a cruel reminder that the weekend has passed and you need to get back to the grind."
"Nothing messes up your Friday like realizing it's only Monday."
"Monday is the evil reminder that you should have enjoyed your weekend more."
"Why is Monday so far from Friday, yet Friday so close to Monday?"
"Monday is like getting a big wedgie, but the mirror broke."
"Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sorry. It's not me, it's you."
"Monday – a new day, a new week, a new chance for more coffee!"
"On Monday mornings, I am dedicated to the proposition that all men are created jerks."
"Monday is a dreadful way to spend 1/7th of your life."
"Monday is the day when the weekend is over, and there’s a lot of work waiting for you. Wishing you a very successful week ahead."
"I have a love/hate relationship with Mondays. I love the start of a new week, but I hate the end of the weekend."
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"Monday is the day that I start counting down to the weekend again."
"Monday is a great day for challenges because everything is a challenge on a Monday."
"Monday is the day that even my coffee needs coffee."
"Monday should be changed to WhatTheHellHappenedDay."
"The concept of Monday should be vanished and replaced with chocolate."
"Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7th of your life."
"I hate Mondays as much as I hate losing my phone in my own bed."
"On Mondays, I'm not a person you should be around."
"Monday is the day that I can't tell the difference between morning and night."
"If Monday had a face, I would punch it."
"Monday is the perfect day for a new start, because every successful story has a beginning."
"Monday is the day that reality hits you after a weekend of blissful ignorance."
"I can't adult today... or tomorrow. Can we just keep it weekend forever?"
"Mondays are a lot like getting fat. They make you feel sad, sometimes angry, and there is no cheating it."
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"Monday is the key that can unlock the door to success for the entire week."
"Monday is the day to correct last week's mistakes and set a new goal for the upcoming week."
"Keep calm and pretend it's not Monday."
"Monday is the day to remind yourself that you can handle whatever this week throws at you."
"Monday is a basic horror movie in which every character hates you."
"Monday is the day that reminds you that you still have five more days of misery left."
"Monday is the evil spawn of Satan disguised as a day of the week."
"I drink coffee on Mondays like most people drink water. It's survival mode."
"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. It was a Monday."
"Wishing someone a happy Monday should be considered a form of cruelty."
"Monday is a special kind of torture invented by someone with a twisted sense of humor."
"Monday, the only day of the week that feels like it's longer than a year."
"Keep calm, it's only Monday... said no one ever."
"If each day is a gift, I'd like a receipt for Monday."
"Monday is the villain in my life story."
"There should be a holiday dedicated to all the times I've survived a Monday."
"Coffee: Because Mondays happen every week."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch... I call it lunch."
"Monday: Nothing a Netflix marathon can't fix."
"The biggest lie I tell myself is 'I'll just do it on Monday.'"
"I can't adult today. Please don't make me adult. Especially not on a Monday."
"Dear Monday, I think it's time we saw other people."
"I don't necessarily believe there's a cure for Mondays, but I do think they should be heavily medicated."
"Monday: The day the weekend takes a deep breath before leaping into the abyss."
"I am not afraid of Mondays. Every day is a good day, except for Mondays."
"When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand it give you a coffee instead. Preferably on a Monday."
"Monday is the reason why clocks were invented to remind us that the torture is real and never-ending."
"Monday is a day of new beginnings, fresh starts, and endless possibilities."
"On Mondays, I'm going to be white-gloved, happy-headed, silver-handed, flashing, diving into the first of the week."
"Monday is not the day to be back at the grindstone. Monday is the day to be back at your passion."
"First rule of Monday: don't talk to me. Second rule of Monday: see rule #1."
"Monday blues, coffee in my hand, and a smile on my face. That's how I plan to face the day."
"Monday is like a math problem. Add in the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, divide the happiness."
"I have to be alone very often. I'd be quite happy if I spent from Saturday night until Monday morning alone in my apartment."
"Don't let a day of the week have so much power over your happiness. Happy Monday!"
"Monday is great if I can spend it in bed. I'm a man of simple pleasures, really."
"It's Monday, time to sparkle and shine! Well, maybe just shine... because it's Monday."
"Mondays are the start of the work week which offer new beginnings 52 times a year!"
"If each day is a gift, I'd like to know where I can return Mondays."
"Happy Monday! Or as I like to call it, pre-pre-pre-pre-Friday!"
"When life gives you Monday, dip it in glitter and sparkle all day."
"Monday is the day that's not too far from Friday."
"Dear Monday, my mama don't like you and she likes everyone."
"Monday isn't a day, it's a state of mind."
"Monday is the day that makes or breaks a week."
"I can't even imagine where I would be today were it not for that Monday."
"Monday is a fresh start. It's never too late to dig in and begin a new journey of success."
"I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays, but I love to hate them."
"Monday should be optional."
"I'm not a fan of Monday, but I'm learning to coexist."
"Monday is the day to be back at your passion and dreaming bigger than ever."
"Monday is a state of mind. Put on your positive pants and get stuff done."
"Monday morning coffee is just as important as Friday night liquor."
"Monday is the day that is the quintessence of the student lifestyle. It's always about finishing assignments and looking forward to the weekend where we can be free, living life."
"Monday is a great day for challenges and new beginnings."
"Monday's are the start of the workweek which offers new beginnings 52 times a year!"
"I may not like Mondays, but at least they bring the weekend a little closer."
"Monday is like a math problem. Add the irritation, subtract the sleep, multiply the problems, and divide the happiness."
"Dear Monday, I want to break up. I'm seeing Tuesday and dreaming about Friday. Sincerely, it's not me, it's you."
"Monday: Nothing a bit of coffee can't fix."
"Mondays would be better if they were part of the weekend."
"Monday is a glaring reminder that the weekend is way too short."
"I have a case of the Mondays every day that ends in 'Y.'"
"On Mondays, I'm the superhero of my own dreams."
"Monday is the perfect day to correct last week's mistakes."
"Monday mornings would be better if they started in the afternoon."
"I hate Mondays, except when they're Fridays in disguise."
"Mondays are the beginning of the workweek, which offer new beginnings 52 times a year."
"Monday is a fresh start. Embrace it."
"May your coffee be strong and your Monday be short."
"Monday is a day of new beginnings, a blank canvas waiting to be turned into a masterpiece."
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