114 result(s) for Funny Quotes For 75th Birthday.
"At 75, you are not old. You are just ancient. Just kidding, happy birthday!"
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake. Happy birthday!"
"Turning 75 is like a walk in the park... Jurassic Park!"
"It took me 75 years to get this old, and I still don’t look a day over fabulous!"
"They say age is just a number, but in your case, it’s a pretty high one. Happy 75th!"
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever. Happy 75th birthday!"
"You’re not 75, you’re 75 years young! And boy, does that sound older."
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"Congratulations on reaching the age where you can just enjoy the ride without caring about the destination!"
"Don’t worry about the wrinkles; they’re just smiles in the wrong place!"
"Life begins at 75... if you can just find your glasses!"
"Remember, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years. And you’ve had a lot of life!"
"75 is when you start telling the same stories over and over, but we love hearing them!"
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional. Happy 75th!"
"With age comes wisdom, and sometimes a bit of craziness too. Happy birthday!"
"You’re not old, you’re just chronologically gifted!"
"Celebrate your 75th with joy, laughter, and a strong sense of denial!"
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young. Happy 75th!"
"At 75, your back goes out more than you do! Enjoy your special day!"
"You’ve reached the milestone where you can do whatever you want... and most likely forget what that is!"
"You’re the youngest 75-year-old I know! Just don’t ask me to keep up with you!"
"Don't count the years, make the years count, especially the 75th!"
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"Happy 75th! Remember, you’re not fading away, you’re just becoming a classic!"
"Cheers to 75 years of being awesome! And by awesome, I mean surviving everything!"
"Let’s celebrate your birthday, which happens to be a milestone in your journey towards being a living legend!"
"At 75, you are now old enough to know what you want, but still young enough to get it."
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
"Just remember, once you’re over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."
"You’re only as old as you feel. And at 75, I feel like I need a nap!"
"Don’t let aging get you down. It’s too hard to get back up!"
"You know you're getting old when you can pinch an inch on your driver’s license."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age!"
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to 75!"
"If you've never been wrong, you've never lived long enough to make a mistake."
"The first 75 years are the hardest."
"There's no such thing as too old to party."
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"I can't believe I’ve been celebrating this day for 75 years now!"
"Every birthday is a gift. Every day is a gift."
"You can’t help getting older, but you don’t have to get old."
"It took me 75 years to get this good at being bad!"
"You’re not 75, you’re 18 with 57 years of experience!"
"Well, at least I’m still younger than my next birthday!"
"I’m 75 years old, but I feel like I’m just getting started!"
"Age is simply the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Happy 75th!"
"75 is the new 50--at least that’s what I’m telling myself!"
"It’s a good day to celebrate the years gone by, followed by an afternoon nap."
"You don’t stop laughing when you grow old, you grow old when you stop laughing."
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"At 75, you know you're really getting old when you go to bed and you have to pay for the whole bed."
"Just remember, once you’re over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"You're not 75; you're 18 with 57 years of experience!"
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you’re a banana."
"Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life."
"People say that age is just a state of mind. I say it’s a state of body."
"The first 75 years of your life are the hardest."
"It’s not how old you are; it’s how you are old."
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"You know you’re getting old when you stoop to tie your shoelaces and wander how on earth you’re going to get back up."
"It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything."
"Turning 75 is like a fine wine; it gets better with age, but only if you keep it corked!"
"As you get older, three things happen: The first thing goes, and you can’t remember the second."
"Getting older is like being a fine wine—you get better, but sometimes you turn to vinegar!"
"Do not dwell in the past, do not dream of the future, concentrate the mind on the present moment—unless it’s your birthday!"
"Some people say that 75 is the new 50, but I think they just want to feel better about getting old."
"I’m not 75, I’m 18 with 57 years of experience!"
"The best part about being over 75 is that everything is a surprise — I just don’t remember it when I wake up!"
"You’re not old until you stop laughing."
"Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age."
"At 75, you finally know how to do something: you can be old and not suffer and you can be old and not work."
"The older I get, the more I realize that the only thing I want to leave behind is a legacy of laughter."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don't mind, it doesn't matter."
"It's not how old you are, it's how you are old."
"You're not 75, you're just 18 with 57 years of experience!"
"As you get older, three things happen: The first thing you forget...the second thing you forget... and I can't remember the third."
"Senior moments are just moments of clarity; don't let them fool you."
"When your friends begin to compliment you on your good taste, it's a sure sign you're getting old."
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"You're only old if you let your heart grow old."
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."
"People say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."
"He’s 75! And he still thinks he’s 22. Good for him!"
"Life is like a roll of toilet paper. The closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes."
"You're 75! That's just 76 minus 1. Don't let it fool you!"
"I’m at an age where my back goes out more than I do."
"It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years."
"Age is strictly a case of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"You know you're getting old when you walk by a flower and say, 'Aww, look at the pretty old lady!'"
"Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"At 75, you finally have a clear understanding of how many times you can say 'I'm too old for this' before you actually are."
"You're not 75, you're 18 with 57 years of experience!"
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"The older I get, the better I was."
"You don't stop laughing when you grow old; you grow old when you stop laughing."
"They say that age is all in your mind. The trick is keeping it from creeping down into your body."
"Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you’ve got to start young."
"I'm at that age where my back goes out more than I do."
"You’re only as old as you feel. That’s why I’m 25!"
"The first signs of old age? The age on my birthday cake."
"I can't believe I'm 75. I’m still searching for the fountain of youth!"
"It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything!"
"With age comes wisdom, but sometimes age comes alone."
"You’re not old until you start remembering things that never happened!"
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"At 75, you've seen it all, heard it all, and still managed to forget most of it!"
"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
"The older I get, the more I realize that I’m still a kid at heart."
"If I knew I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself!"
"Funny—how the older I get, the less I care about looking my age!"
"Life begins at 75. Everything before that is just research."
"Seventy-five? Honey, that’s just a number—an unlisted one at that!"
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