128 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Bad Luck.
"I don’t believe in luck. I believe in hard work."
"Bad luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity."
"I'm so unlucky, I can get a flat tire at a bowling alley."
"My book on bad luck is called 'The Lucky One'."
"If it weren’t for bad luck, I’d have no luck at all."
"Bad luck often brings good luck."
"When I was born, I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half."
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"I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life."
"Never tell your problems to anyone... 20% don't care and the other 80% are glad you have them."
"It's hard to be lucky when you’re so talented."
"The only thing that happens when it rains is that you get wet. The other stuff is just a coincidence."
"I have bad luck with both my timing and my lottery numbers."
"Bad luck is the best teacher, if you get home in time."
"I don’t have to worry about being unlucky; I’m on a winning streak… of bad luck."
"I’ve had more car trouble lately than the entire population of Montana put together."
"My luck is so bad that if it weren’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all!"
"It’s not that I’m so unlucky, it’s just that I have a unique perspective on life."
"I can't help but think that luck is just the illusion of randomness."
"If I had bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all."
"Life is like a game of cards. You need to know how to play them even if you always get the bad ones."
"I think my lucky numbers are 0 and 2."
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"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it, which also explains my bad luck at diets."
"My bad luck is consistent; it has a schedule."
"If you are going to have bad luck, at least have fun with it."
"My life feels like a series of unfortunate events, minus the positive ending."
"I couldn't find my car keys this morning. In my defense, I couldn't find my car either."
"I wasn’t always this funny; I was just unlucky at everything."
"I have a friend who’s always hitting rock bottom. He’s one lucky guy! He’s never going to have to worry about monkeys flinging him to the top."
"Some days you're the dog, some days you're the hydrant."
"The only thing standing between me and my happiness is bad luck and poor decision making."
"I was going to go for a jog, but I got distracted by the couch and it was a long, long journey back."
"If it wasn't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all!"
"Why is it that we don't always know if we're doing well or have bad luck?"
"Bad luck is really just good luck in disguise, trying to get more attention."
"My life feels like a test I didn’t study for."
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"I have bad luck. I’ll never look at my cell phone while crossing the street again."
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure!"
"The law of broken umbrellas states that if one umbrella is broken, all nearby are destined to be lost as well!"
"You know it's bad luck when you trip over nothing."
"My wallet is like an onion; opening it makes me cry."
"Bad luck is the only luck that guarantees you a story worth telling."
"I wish I could be as thin as my patience when I face bad luck."
"Fate is what happens to you, and bad luck is the good company it keeps."
"Life is full of surprises; just not the good kind."
"I’ve had a bad day – don’t ask me about it, please."
"I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong, and that's just bad luck!"
"At this point, my life has its own personal rain cloud."
"My luck is like a rubber band. It's always snapping back at me."
"I’ve had worse luck with my relationships than I have with my shoelaces."
"If I were any more unlucky, I’d have to carry a rabbit's foot!"
"I've got a great sense of humor about my bad luck, but it seems the universe doesn’t!"
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure."
"I don't need a therapist. I have Google."
"My luck is so bad, I got a ticket for parking on a driveway."
"Bad luck is when you see your ex on a good hair day."
"If it weren't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all."
"If at first you don't succeed, then maybe failure is your style."
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure."
"Am I unlucky, or do I just have low standards?"
"I've had a lot of bad luck, but I keep on pushing through. It can't get any worse."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it. Especially when I'm unlucky with cooking."
"I'm not saying I’m unlucky; I’m just saying that my luck doesn’t seem to get better."
"I can’t believe I’m still in the game. I’m like that cat that just won’t die."
"You know you're unlucky when you can’t even be lucky at being unlucky."
"I tried to see the glass half full, but it seems I have a hole in my cup."
"When life hands you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. That’s my luck!"
"My lucky number is 6, because that’s how many times I’ve lost this year."
"I'd love to see you successful—but I’m just saying you can’t outsmart bad luck."
"I'm going to live my life like a bad luck charm. It just sounds more fun!"
"When it rains, it pours. But at least I won't need to water the plants!"
"I took a shortcut through my bad luck. Now I'm lost!"
"It's not that I'm unlucky; it's just that the universe and I have an understanding."
"Unlucky, for me, is when the internet goes out while trying to watch the final episode of my show."
"I’m not clumsy. I’m just on a first-name basis with bad luck."
"My life feels like a sitcom, only with the worst luck ever."
"When one door closes, another one opens. Or you can just close the door and get kicked out. My luck works that way."
"Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes, probably due to his bad luck story!"
"I'm not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"If it weren’t for bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all."
"I don’t believe in luck. I believe in hard work and a little bit of charm."
"My luck is like a bad battery; it’s always running out of juice just when I need it."
"The only time I have bad luck is when I try to go fishing without bait."
"I once had a dream I was a muffler. I woke up exhausted. That’s my luck!"
"Bad luck is just good luck that’s been misinterpreted."
"My life is like a broken pencil: pointless."
"Coincidence is God's way of remaining anonymous."
"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools."
"I didn’t fall; I’m just spending some quality time with the floor."
"If I had bad luck, I wouldn’t have any luck at all!"
"I have a bad feeling about this… and I shouldn’t, because ‘I have a bad feeling’ is already my catchphrase."
"Out of luck and out of patience."
"Bad luck is like a speeding ticket; I never see it coming until it’s too late."
"I don’t have bad luck; I have the worst luck possible."
"I thought I had bad luck until I looked in the mirror."
"They say luck is just chance meeting opportunity. Well, I can't recall the last time I met opportunity."
"I've had so much bad luck that if it weren't for bad luck, I wouldn't have any luck at all."
"Luck is the residue of design."
"Some days you’re the pigeon, and some days you’re the statue."
"Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity."
"My friend always said that the road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. I must have parked in all of them!"
"Bad luck is just part of being a pro. Trust me!"
"Even when the sky is falling, I tend to blame my bad luck."
"I am not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"If it weren't for bad luck, I'd have no luck at all."
"I didn't think you could get this much bad luck. I thought it was like a 50-50 chance."
"Bad luck is a synonym for good luck that hasn't happened yet."
"My luck is like a bad diet: it always comes back to haunt me."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it, even if I have bad luck."
"Murphy's Law: Anything that can go wrong will go wrong. At the worst possible time."
"My life is a series of unfortunate events."
"It's bad luck to be superstitious!"
"I'm just a bad luck magnet."
"Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves?"
"I'd have to say my luck is like a roller coaster – a lot of ups and downs."
"I can't tell you how many times I've chased bad luck out of my life only to have it come back with a vengeance."
"They say laughter is the best medicine, but it definitely doesn't cure bad luck!"
"Sometimes I wish I had a bad day so I'd know what a good one feels like."
"Luck is like a bus: if you miss one, another will come along in a minute, especially if you have bad luck."
"Bad luck is just good luck waiting to become bad luck."
"Every time I make a mistake, I think of it as another 'unlucky learning opportunity.'"
"I've learned that mistakes can often turn into bad luck, or at least a good story!"
"I'm not saying I'm unlucky, but luck has left the chat."
"I'm just here to collect my bad luck like trophies."
"When life hands you lemons, just hope it's not more bad luck waiting to squeeze them!"
"Bad luck is my middle name... but it's also my first and last name!"
"My bad luck could fill a book - but that would be bad luck too!"
"I have a love-hate relationship with luck. It loves to hate me!"
"If bad luck were an Olympic sport, I'd win gold every time!"
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