101 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Happiness.
"The most important thing is to enjoy your life – to be happy – it's all that matters."
"A happy family is but an earlier heaven."
"The key to happiness is having dreams. The key to success is making them come true."
"Happiness is not something ready made. It comes from your own actions."
"I never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him."
"Laughter is a sunbeam of the soul."
"Happiness is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it will elude you."
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"If you think sunshine brings happiness, then you haven't danced in the rain."
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be."
"Being happy is good for your health."
"Happiness is the highest good, and the final aim of all human activity."
"The happiest people don't have the best of everything; they make the best of everything."
"Count your rainbows, not your thunderstorms."
"I can't imagine a better way to spend my time than with my best friends and family, laughing and living life to the fullest."
"Be happy for this moment. This moment is your life."
"If you're not laughing, you're not living."
"The happiest people don’t have the best of everything, they just make the best of everything."
"I don’t think of all the misery, but of the glory that remains."
"My therapist told me a simple way to keep my husband happy. First, I have to bend down, and put chocolate in his hands."
"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches."
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom is courage."
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"The best things in life are actually really expensive."
"Smile, it's free therapy."
"There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved."
"I can’t understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I’m frightened of the old ones."
"Happiness is when what you think, what you say, and what you do are in harmony."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth. She was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy ice cream, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"Money can’t buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you’re being miserable."
"We’re all just one big happy family. Of competing egos."
"I don’t believe in happiness. I believe in happy moments."
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"If you want to be happy, then be happy. It's a decision. Remember that."
"Happiness is the art of never holding in your mind the memory of any unpleasant thing that has happened to you."
"The secret of happiness is freedom, and the secret of freedom, courage."
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"I have found that if you love life, life will love you back."
"I'm a very positive thinker, and I think that is what helps me the most in difficult moments."
"I think the key is for you to be true to yourself and those around you."
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."
"If you’re going through hell, keep going."
"I didn’t know how to make a mistake. I didn’t know it wasn’t acceptable. So I just went for it, blissfully."
"I find joy in little things – a good cup of coffee, a long drive, and a good book."
"Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel its warmth."
"You can't have everything. Where would you put it?"
"The road to happiness is paved with pancakes."
"Age is whatever you think it is. You are as old as you think you are."
"Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you a yacht big enough to pull up right alongside it."
"Happiness is not a goal; it is a by-product."
"The only time I look forward to a visit from my in-laws is when it’s time for them to leave."
"I’ve got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom."
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
"I'm so happy, I could be a Disney character. But that's just my aura talking."
"It’s hard to be sad when you’re so full of cake."
"I'm on the patch to happiness. It's paved with chocolate and ice cream."
"The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are, and not who people think you are."
"The road to happiness is dotted with the abandoned vehicles of the sin of impatience."
"Happiness is just a rainstorm away."
"Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever."
"Happiness is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
"There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved. Unless you’re a cat, then it’s all about the food."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
"Happiness is not something you postpone for the future; it is something you design for the present."
"I have a number of virtues, but the first is that I am unbeatable when it comes to being happy."
"If you can’t make it better, you can laugh at it."
"People are just as happy as they make up their minds to be."
"Happiness is not having to set the alarm for the next morning."
"I think the only thing that is really important is to be happy, and if you can be happy, then it doesn’t matter what you have."
"The purpose of our lives is to be happy. But I need coffee. Lots of coffee."
"To find happiness, you must be willing to lose your mind."
"Most folks are as happy as they make up their minds to be. Just don’t ask them about their Wi-Fi."
"If you want to be happy, you have to be willing to be a little weird."
"Happiness is split into two categories: what you can control and what you can’t. Mostly it’s just ice cream."
"Happiness is finding two olives in your martini when you’re happy."
"The secret to happiness is not a life of luxury, but a life where the coffee is perfect and the jokes are funny."
"I’ve decided I’m not old. I’m 25 plus shipping and handling."
"I have chosen to be happy because it is good for my health."
"If you want to be happy, be."
"The most important thing is to enjoy your life—to be happy—it's all that matters."
"Happiness is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably crap."
"Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive."
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
"If there’s a smile on my face, there’s a tear on my heart."
"Don't worry, be happy."
"The only time I feel truly happy is when I’m eating."
"Happiness is a direction, not a place."
"I'm so happy I could sh*t."
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."
"I'm on the patch to happiness. It's a really hard path. It's rocky and uneven and I hate it."
"Happiness is a state of mind. It's just according to the way you look at things."
"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
"Happiness is having a large, loving, caring, close-knit family in another city."
"You can't be unhappy in this world if you just get enough comfort and care."
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
"Happiness is a warm puppy."
"I am happiest when I am being myself."
"The only thing that will make you happy is being happy with who you are."
"Happiness is the highest good."
"If you think happiness is a goal, then you'll never be happy."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
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