117 result(s) for Funny Pizza Quotes.
"Pizza: the only love triangle I want."
"A pizza slice a day keeps the sadness away."
"Life is too short for bad pizza."
"Pizza is not a 'thing'. It is a 'way of life'."
"When you're a kid, you assume your parents are soulmates. My kids are gonna be right about that. They’re gonna be eating pizza every day."
"If you can’t make it good, at least make it look good. Like pizza!"
"Eat pizza, be happy."
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"I can't imagine a better future than a world filled with pizza."
"Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself."
"I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be pizza."
"Who can be against pizza? Did you say pizza? You're crazy not to love pizza!"
"Pizza is like a hug for your stomach."
"Pizza is the only love I need."
"Pizza: a circle of crust, with deliciousness in the center."
"When the pizza arrives, the world feels right."
"I would rather have pizza than sex. But, pizza can't come over at 2 a.m."
"An entire pizza? I'm just making sure I have enough food."
"Slicing my way through life, one pizza at a time!"
"People who love pizza are the best people."
"If you’re not supposed to eat midnight pizza, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"I treat pizza like a person. I love it at first sight."
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"Pizza: the great equalizer!"
"A pizza slice a day keeps sadness away."
"Pizza is not a food, it's a lifestyle."
"Pizza: A circle of happiness with a crust at the edge."
"Love at first slice."
"There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be pizza."
"A pizza in the hand is worth two in the oven."
"There’s a saying: ‘Eat pizza, and all your problems will disappear,’ but I think they just become cheese instead."
"If you’re sad, just add cheese."
"I like my pizza like I like my friends: cheesy, saucy, and a little hot!"
"Slice, slice, baby."
"Pizza makes the world go round."
"My love for pizza is crust-acean."
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"When life gives you lemons, trade them for pizza."
"First, we eat the pizza. Then, we do everything else."
"I'm on a pizza diet. So far, I’ve lost 10 pizzas."
"Never underestimate the power of a pizza."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese. But pizza cheese is all mine."
"Pizza is the ultimate comfort food."
"A balanced diet is a slice of pizza in each hand."
"I can't think of anything better after a long hard week of work than a good pizza and a cold beer."
"Life is not about finding yourself. It’s about finding pizza."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza."
"Pizza is like the ocean. It’s magical, vast, and full of possibilities."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to pizza."
"If there’s no pizza in heaven, I’m not going."
"There’s no problem that pizza can’t solve."
"Pizza: the one food that makes everyone better!"
"Stressed, blessed, and pizza-obsessed."
"I only feel bad for the people who don’t like pizza."
"I want to be your reason to look down at your phone and smile."
"Pizza is a circle. Pizza is my life."
"I love pizza more than I love most people."
"Pizza makes me feel better about life."
"I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need pizza."
"Pizza: A slice of happiness."
"What do you call a pizza that likes to dance? A doughboy!"
"All you need is love. But a little pizza now and then doesn’t hurt."
"Pizza is like sex. Even when it’s bad, it’s still pretty good."
"If pizza is wrong, I don't want to be right."
"To me, the smell of fresh-made pizza is like the smell of a warm hug."
"There's no such thing as too much pizza."
"In pizza we crust!"
"Every pizza is a personal pizza if you believe in yourself."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the pizza."
"Pizza: A food so good it makes you wanna slap your mama."
"There's no we in pizza."
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not pizza."
"If you don’t like pizza, I’m sorry, you’re wrong."
"I’m just a pizza guy who wants a piece of the pie."
"A slice a day keeps the sadness away."
"I love pizza with all my toppings."
"Slice, slice, baby!"
"Pizza is my spirit animal."
"You know what they say: Life is too short to eat bad pizza."
"Pizza is like the ocean: It's endless and you just want more of it."
"If pizza can’t fix it, you have a serious problem."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Eat pizza, not kale!"
"Pizza: Because adulting is hard."
"I wish I were a little bit taller, I wish I were a baller...or at least a pizza server."
"Love at first bite: Pizza edition."
"I love you like pizza loves cheese."
"Pizza is the only love triangle I want."
"That’s amore! When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie…"
"Pizza party, every day!"
"When life hands you lemons, trade them for pizza."
"My favorite pizza is the one I’m currently eating."
"I followed my heart and it led me to the pizza."
"Life is not about finding yourself. It's about finding pizza."
"Pizza is a circle. Pizza is a sphere. Pizza is a way of life."
"There’s no we in pizza. It’s just you and your pizza."
"I can't make everyone happy. I’m not pizza."
"Pizza: The only love triangle I need."
"A pizza a day keeps the sadness away."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pizza, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I like pizza in the morning, in the evening, and at suppertime."
"If you don’t like pizza, I’m nacho type."
"Slice, slice baby."
"Pizza is the only food that I will ever need."
"Pizza is the answer. Who cares what the question is?"
"If you're going to make me a pizza, make it a deep dish."
"You had me at pizza."
"Pizza is like the ocean: no matter how much you have, you still want more."
"Smiling is my favorite exercise, especially when I'm eating pizza."
"In pizza we crust."
"Pizza: a food with its own dedicated food group."
"The only reason I don’t eat pizza is that I can’t get my hand out of the box quick enough."
"A day without pizza is like a day without sunshine."
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes—and probably a pizza."
"I never met a pizza I didn’t like."
"Happiness is homemade… with pizza!"
"Pizza is the only love that I need!"
"Pizza and tacos, that’s my dream team."
"I could give up pizza, but I’m not a quitter."
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