126 result(s) for Sheldon Cooper Quotes.
"What are you doing? I’m talking to myself. I often do that when I’m trying to make a decision."
"I’m a physicist. I have a PhD in theoretical physics. That is way better than being a doctor."
"I only care about the truth. And right now, you are lying."
"It’s a mystery wrapped in an enigma, where the enigma is that I have to go to the bathroom."
"I don’t need to be a hero. I just need to be me."
"If you can’t take the heat, get out of the kitchen. Wait, no, I can’t leave. I have to keep cooking."
"I’m not arrogant; I’m just better than you."
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"There are two types of people in the world, those who like chocolate and those who are wrong."
"I can’t help but notice that people tend to deny things that are true."
"It’s like I always say: ‘A penny saved is a penny earned.’ Unless you’re saving it for something stupid, like a Hoarders competition."
"That’s not my fault; it’s your fault for being wrong."
"I have a rigid set of rules and standards I have to adhere to, and if you can’t play by them, I can’t associate with you."
"I’m on the autism spectrum, I have a high IQ, and I’ve never been kissed. What does that tell you?"
"The important thing is that I’m right and you’re wrong."
"Physics is not a religion. If it were, we would have a much easier time raising money."
"I just don’t see how you can dispute my IQ."
"You’re making me crazy! And not in the good way!"
"For your information, the number of the beast is 6174."
"I’m not socially awkward; I just have a different style of interaction."
"There’s a fine line between a superpower and a mental illness."
"I don’t need friends. I have my intellect."
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"You know, I don’t think you can really put a price on intelligence."
"If you’re going to do it, do it well. If you’re going to do it wrong, do it in style."
"I can’t wait to see the look on your face when I win!"
"I’m not crazy; my mother had me tested."
"I’m not a nerd; I’m a specialist."
"The only time I’m allowed to play is when I’m playing a character. My real life is a sitcom."
"I have a very strict set of rules when it comes to relationships. First, no physical contact. Second, no lingering gazes. Third, no emotional involvement."
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will get that joke."
"I’m a genius, and I’m not ashamed to say it."
"To be continued… is the best way to end a story."
"I’m like a superhero. I have a secret identity, and I’m not telling anyone."
"I don’t need friends. I have science."
"I do not suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it."
"If I’m not back in five minutes, wait longer!"
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"I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something."
"It’s not magic, it’s science."
"I am immune to your charms."
"I can’t talk about that right now. It’s a priority issue."
"I’m Batman."
"Genius is the ability to put into effect what is on your mind."
"I’m going to my happy place."
"In my experience, there is no such thing as a bad idea, just bad execution."
"I don’t see the point of marriage. Two can be as miserable as one."
"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"I have a PhD, three master’s degrees, and a bachelor’s degree. I am a highly educated man."
"Why use a pen when you can use a laser?"
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
"If you’re going to be a smart ass, first you have to be smart."
"Bazinga!"
"I am immune to your sarcasm."
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."
"I can't be a superhero. I'm not a fly. I'm a human being."
"In an infinite universe, anything is possible."
"I’m not a nerd. I’m just smarter than you."
"I have a very strict no-crying policy."
"I’m not the one who’s unaffiliated with reason."
"I don’t like to share my food. It’s not a sign of affection; it’s a sign of my sanity."
"Sometimes, I wish there was a way to know you're in the good old days before you've actually left them."
"The only time I’m International is when I travel, otherwise I’m just Domestic."
"Every time I have a problem, I remember that I’m better than the average person."
"I'm not really good at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?"
"My favorite element is Gold, because it’s not just pretty, it’s useful."
"That’s what I call an 'oops moment.'"
"I’m not convinced that even a smile is an appropriate response to something funny."
"The mind is a terrible thing to waste, but a great thing to use."
"I don’t need to understand why people do dumb things; I just need to avoid them."
"In my universe, there are a lot of things that just do not make any sense."
"Every time I try to be nice, life reminds me I’m not."
"I have a breakthrough idea: let’s all just think about how much better the world would be if there were no more people."
"It’s not lose-lose. It’s ‘lose’ and also ‘lose’."
"The world is my lab; I just need to figure out what experiment to run next."
"My mom said I was special, but not in this way."
"I'm not crazy. My mother had me tested."
"What’s life without a little whimsy?"
"The only thing I’m incapable of is casual sex."
"I’m not just a genius, I’m a super genius!"
"I don’t have to do anything. I’m just special."
"I’m like a human thesaurus."
"I can’t be responsible for other people's emotional problems."
"It's not about the destination, it’s about the journey. The scientific journey."
"I am in a long-term committed relationship with science."
"I don't get sarcasm; I'm a physicist."
"I’m smarter than you. I can prove it."
"When I’m in control, everything is fine."
"It’s a simple matter of logic."
"How am I supposed to concentrate when there are so many people in my personal space?"
"If I were to die right now, nobody would care, except maybe my mother."
"You don’t deserve to know my thought process."
"I would like to see you smile at least once today."
"I’m not a nerd, I’m just smarter than you!"
"There’s no such thing as having too much information."
"You can’t fight science!"
"If I were any more pleased with myself, I’d be a danger to myself and others."
"My brain is a very unique place. You need a license to enter."
"That is a scientific fact."
"Do you have any idea how much I relish our witty repartee?"
"Play chess, not checkers. It’s more complex."
"I’m going to need you to be quiet – there’s no room for conversational banter in this mission."
"The only interesting thing in a book is the cover."
"I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested."
"I am on the autism spectrum, so I can’t read social cues."
"That’s my spot."
"I possess a 'superior intellect'."
"It’s not that I’m so smart. It’s just that I stay with problems longer."
"I have a very strict set of rules. If you violate them, I’ll have to make you feel bad about it."
"Theoretical physics is the most noble pursuit of mankind."
"I don't need sleep; I need answers."
"I can’t wait until I have enough money to afford an actual pet, as opposed to my current collection of imaginary ones."
"I’m not good at small talk."
"You know, I don’t have a lot of friends. And yet, I somehow ended up with a girlfriend. I suspect foul play."
"There are two possibilities: either we are alone in the universe, or we are not. Both are equally terrifying."
"You know, I always thought I was a good friend, but it turns out I’m just a really good attorney."
"I can be flexible; I mean, I have a special friendship with my mother."
"The only thing better than having a fantastic girlfriend is having a fantastic girlfriend who is also a genius."
"If I had a dollar for every time I had a dollar, I’d have a lot of dollars."
"I am an experimental physicist, not a magician."
"Sometimes I worry I won’t be able to handle all of my success."
"I’m going to be really rich one day. I can feel it."
"I'm not sure what’s more disappointing: that you didn’t get it, or that I had to explain it to you."
"My relationship with my mother is a little complicated. I don’t have a mother."
"I'm not overly fond of the idea of populating the Earth with more of my kind."
"I have to go to a space where I will be appreciated. That means a place where they have an extraordinarily high IQ requirement."
"My life is like a sitcom and I’m the only one who doesn’t know it."
"People say I’m hard to deal with. I prefer the term rigorous."
"I’m often accused of being a know-it-all, but I don’t see how that could be a bad thing."
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