126 result(s) for Funny Video Game Quotes.
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this."
"The cake is a lie!"
"Just one more thing. You will die!"
"Hey, it's me, Mario!"
"You were almost a Jill sandwich!"
"I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite store on the Citadel."
"Aww, I can't believe you're not dead yet!"
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"I've got a bad feeling about this!"
"You know, I'm really starting to hate cows."
"Why so serious?"
"I'm not a monster. I'm just ahead of the curve."
"I can't help it if I'm popular!"
"So long, gay Bowser!"
"It's not me, it's you!"
"I’ll be back."
"This is my jam!"
"Do a barrel roll!"
"I ain't afraid of no ghost!"
"You have died of dysentery."
"It’s time to drop the bass!"
"I’ve seen some things... things I should never have seen."
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"Remember, no Russian."
"I’m not sure if these are the best of times or worst of times, but I do know that they are my times."
"Oops! My bad!"
"I am more than just a number. I'm a player!"
"It's dangerous to go alone! Take this!"
"I can't believe you would kill me in a game. You must be really good at it. Or just really sad."
"All your base are belong to us."
"I used to be an adventurer like you. Then I took an arrow in the knee."
"I am the hero, and you are the sidekick. You do what I say."
"Just because you’re trash doesn’t mean you can’t do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot."
"We all have to face our fears. Mine just happen to wear a dragon suit."
"Why did the gamer break up with their console? They just didn't have the same connection!"
"I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, I’m just saying no one has ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room together."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for something better in a video game."
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"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"A game without glitches is like a cat without fur; it’s just not natural."
"I can't feel my face when I'm with you, but I love it."
"Why do gamers prefer dark rooms? Because they have lighter moods!"
"If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0."
"I have a joke about a game console, but it’s a bit of a stretch."
"My computer isn't working, but at least I know how to turn it off and on again!"
"The best defense is a good walk away from the console."
"Don’t worry, my cat is a ‘stealth’ character."
"Why do video game characters never get lost? Because they can always find their way back with a map!"
"In gaming, we can do anything, even if it’s not actually possible in real life."
"When life gets tough, just remember: Ctrl + Alt + Del."
"I’m not procrastinating, I’m leveling up my patience."
"Always remember: It's not just a game; it's a lifestyle."
"I can't even count the number of times I've died in this game, I think I need a new console."
"I don't play video games. I play to win."
"You’ve got to be kidding me. Does that even count? Because I don’t think that counts."
"Sometimes you have to take a leap of faith or you’ll end up in the game over screen."
"I’d like to think that my life is a video game, but in reality, I’m just stuck on the character creation screen."
"The only platform I’m interested in is my gaming chair."
"Life is like a video game. You’re going to have to deal with a lot of glitches."
"You know you’re a true gamer when you get your haircut budgeted into your monthly gaming expenses."
"I finally understand why my parents were so mad when I stayed up late playing video games. It wasn’t because I wasn’t sleeping; it was because they were missing the fun!"
"I don’t need therapy. I just need to game."
"It’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye… or their save file."
"Why do I love video games? Because when I press start, the adventure begins. And who doesn't love an adventure?"
"Netflix and chill? More like Fortnite and thrill!"
"If I had a dollar for every time I died in a video game, I’d have enough money to buy a better console."
"Video games are a form of art, and I am the Picasso of my living room!"
"Getting lost in a video game is the best kind of losing myself."
"I finally bought a new game, and I haven't gotten off the couch since!"
"If video games have taught me anything, it's that even the worst player can learn to be decent with a little practice."
"Rage quitting is just a sign that I am deeply passionate about my gaming."
"If my life was a video game, I’d definitely need more lives."
"The hardest part of a video game is remembering which buttons do what. But if you don’t remember, just push random ones and hope for the best."
"I only play video games to improve my skills for when the robots take over."
"When life gets you down, just remember: you can always reload from the last checkpoint."
"My gaming skills are directly proportional to my snack intake. More snacks mean more victories!"
"The best part about playing multiplayer games is that it gives me a chance to find new people to annoy!"
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off!"
"I'm not a bad player. I just have a bad internet connection."
"Why did the gamer bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!"
"In this world, nothing is certain except death and respawning."
"I’m not addicted to video games. We’re just in a committed relationship."
"Why do video game players never get lost? Because they always find their way back to the next quest!"
"Game over, man! Game over!"
"I spend a lot of time in front of my Xbox. It's great. It's like everybody who's ever played on there is my friend."
"I’d rather be playing video games than doing most other things in life."
"Why was the video game developer bad at golf? Because he kept asking for a 'save point'!"
"I told my mom I was playing video games, and she said, 'Do you have to play it so seriously?' I said, 'Mom, it’s called ‘life or death’ for a reason.'"
"Friendship is like a video game; it requires careful strategy, level-grinding, and sometimes you just have to power up!"
"When I die, I'm gonna be the first guy in history to die in a save game."
"Why did the console gamer break up with his girlfriend? Because she couldn’t save her game!"
"Hackers are like cat burglars; they both take a bunch of stuff that isn’t theirs."
"In video game land, the grass is always greener on the other side. That’s because it’s pixelated."
"The older I get, the better I was at video games."
"Video games are a great way to avoid real-life problems, or at least have new ones."
"Cheaters never win, but they still have a good time!"
"There's a fine line between a gamer and a procrastinator. It usually leads to a game over!"
"Well, that's a wrap! Time to get back to my daily grind."
"I don’t need therapy. I just need to turn in my controller and go for a walk."
"Gaming is just like life. You need to learn how to handle failure."
"Why do we play video games? Because life doesn’t have enough dragons!"
"If at first you don’t succeed, try and try again. But if you fail 100 times, just switch to casual mode."
"There’s No Place Like 127.0.0.1."
"I’m not addicted to video games. I can quit anytime I want."
"I finally found a wife that loves video games as much as I do… And doesn’t mind that I never take her to dinner."
"I’ve got a level 80 character, and you’re still working on level 1. Let’s see who’s the real loser here."
"If at first you don’t succeed, then maybe it’s not in the game."
"In the game of life, you can’t be a 30 hit point character and expect to survive."
"I don’t need therapy; I just need to play video games!"
"Why do I play video games? Because it’s cheaper than therapy!"
"I have a lot of issues, but let’s focus on my gaming skills."
"Life is a game. Play responsibly."
"I’m just a button-mashing, joystick-jiggling player trying to find my way in this 8-bit world!"
"Don’t worry if plan A doesn’t work, there are 25 letters in the alphabet."
"Game over? No, just a chance to start again with more experience!"
"The best part of video gaming? You can pause real life."
"I’m not procrastinating; I’m leveling up!"
"I’m a gamer, not a therapist. Play your problems away!"
"If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best score."
"Press start to begin: the story of my life."
"Video games are the only thing that makes me feel productive while sitting on my couch."
"My hobbies include playing video games and crying about video games."
"Why did the gamer break up with their partner? They had too many ‘lag’ issues."
"I thought I was bad at math until I started tallying my gaming hours."
"I play video games because it keeps me from doing adult things."
"The only thing I need to work on is my scoreboard."
"Age is just a number; the number of lives you have left in a game, that’s what counts."
"If only life had checkpoints."
"I tried to quit gaming, but I still have some uncompleted quests."
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