115 result(s) for Funny Birthday Quotes For Him.
"You're not getting older, you're just becoming a classic."
"Happy birthday! I’m just here for the cake!"
"Don't worry about your age, you still look good – just older than yesterday."
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake!"
"You're only young once, but you can be immature forever! Happy birthday!"
"It’s my birthday! I’m going to party like it’s 1999… or maybe just take a nap."
"Congratulations on another trip around the sun! Remember, age is just a number… a really high one in your case."
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"You’re how old? I'd never have guessed! You hide it well!"
"At least you can still count your age on your fingers… and toes!"
"You're like a fine wine - you just keep getting better with age. Or is it sour?"
"Cheers to you not looking a day over… well, let's stick with your current age!"
"Aging is unavoidable, but growing up is optional. Happy birthday!"
"Another year older, but if you keep acting like a kid, no one will notice!"
"Age is something that doesn't matter unless you are a cheese."
"On the plus side, you’re closer to retirement!"
"Just remember: when you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed!"
"Happy birthday! May your day be filled with laughter and cake – lots of cake!"
"Count your blessings, not your candles."
"You know you're getting older when you have more candles than cake!"
"Here's to you on your birthday! May it be filled with laughter and bad decisions – just like our youth!"
"They say the best birthdays are spent with friends. Fortunately, I’m here to help waste your birthday!"
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"Old enough to know better, but still young enough to do it anyway!"
"Happy birthday! Remember, better with age also comes with a side of sarcasm!"
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional. Just remember to keep your sense of humor!"
"Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to that!"
"If you can remember your birthday, you’re too young to be this old."
"It's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. So party like it’s your last birthday!"
"We're not getting older; we're just becoming classic!"
"Another year older, but definitely not wiser!"
"Old enough to know better, young enough to get away with it."
"Remember, age is just a number. In your case, a really high one."
"You're only young once, but you can be immature forever."
"Birthdays are like software updates. You know you need them, but you always dread them."
"To me, old age is always ten years older than I am."
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"The more you celebrate your life, the more there is in life to celebrate."
"You know you’re old when the only thing you want for your birthday is not to be reminded of it."
"Forget the past, you can’t change it. Forget the present, I didn’t get you one."
"The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana."
"Another year older, and still no wisdom. At least you’ve got good company!"
"You’re not old until your back goes out more than you do."
"On your birthday, I’d like to remind you that age is just a number. Just a really high and terrifying number."
"You’ve got the perfect face for radio and the perfect age for ... just kidding, you’re awesome!"
"Aging is like a fine wine - it improves with age, but it also gets a little fuzzy!"
"Cheers to you, for getting another year older and inching closer to that mid-life crisis!"
"Growing old is mandatory, but growing up is optional."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers!"
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill, you begin to pick up speed."
"At least you're not as old as you will be next year!"
"It's your birthday! Time to celebrate the fact that you’re a year closer to those senior citizen discounts!"
"Don't worry about your age. You’ll be older the next year anyway."
"They say the best birthday gift is the gift of time. So take your time getting old!"
"You’re not 40, you’re 18 with 22 years of experience!"
"Happy Birthday! Let’s celebrate the fact that you’re now officially too old to count the candles."
"Another year older, but definitely not any wiser!"
"Old enough to know better, but still young enough to get away with it!"
"Happy Birthday! You’re not aging, you’re just becoming a classic."
"You know you’re getting older when the hairs on your legs get longer than those on your head!"
"A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip!"
"Here's to you: the world’s oldest teenager!"
"The first sign of maturity is the discovery that the volume knob also turns to the left."
"Cheers to you on your birthday! May your day be filled with laughter and fun!"
"Remember, you’re not getting older; you’re just becoming a certified classic!"
"May your birthday be filled with many happy hours and your life with many happy birthdays!"
"Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth."
"You're not getting older, you're leveling up!"
"Birthdays are nature’s way of telling us to eat more cake."
"It’s better to be over the hill than buried under it."
"Age is just a number. In your case, a pretty high one."
"You’re only young once, but you can be immature forever!"
"At least you're not as old as you will be next year."
"Don't count your candles, just enjoy the glow."
"Growing old is like being increasingly penalized for a crime you didn't commit."
"Old enough to know better, young enough to still do it."
"You’re how old? Just kidding! You look fantastic!"
"Another year older, but definitely not wiser."
"It's your birthday! Let the adventure begin, maybe."
"There’s a reason they say ‘birthday suit’. Just don’t try to wear it in public."
"You are birthday cake, exactly what the world needs right now!"
"Cheers to you being one year closer to the senior discount."
"Welcome to the age where your back goes out more than you do!"
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you."
"Happy Birthday! Remember, you’re not old until you start to feel it."
"Birthdays are like software updates. You never want to miss one, but you don’t really want to do it either."
"A happy birthday is like a good hair day. Just enjoy it!"
"Congratulations on being born a long time ago!"
"Just remember: age is the price you pay for maturity."
"Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears."
"Age is merely the number of years the world has been enjoying you. Cheers to you!"
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake."
"It’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years."
"Happy birthday! May your Facebook wall be filled with messages from people you never talk to."
"You’re not getting older, you’re just becoming a classic."
"At least you’re not as old as you will be next year!"
"Don't count the years, make the years count."
"The secret to staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
"Older? Yes. Wiser? Absolutely. Better looking? I’ll need to see your glasses."
"It's better to be over the hill than under it."
"Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed."
"You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime."
"Today is the oldest you’ve ever been and the youngest you’ll ever be again."
"To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am."
"You’re never too old to do silly things."
"Aging is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage."
"Another year older, but still looking fabulous!"
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"You don’t get older; you get better."
"On your birthday, remember: you are a masterpiece. Keep on painting your life!"
"Age is like fine wine. It improves with time."
"Growing old is mandatory; growing up is optional."
"Every year on your birthday, you get a chance to start new."
"You're how old? No way! I’d swear you look 10 years younger!"
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