123 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Being Single.
"I'm not single, I'm just in a long-term relationship with fun."
"Being single is pretty good. It means you’re a maid of honor instead of a matron of honor."
"I’m in a love affair with my own freedom."
"Single life is the best life until you get your first holiday card."
"I’m single because I was born that way."
"I think being single is great. It’s like being on a diet but can still taste the cake."
"If you can’t love yourself, how in the hell you gonna love somebody else?"
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"I’m single, but I’m like a cupcake in a world full of muffins."
"Being single is like having a buffet of options..."
"I’m not single; I’m just in a long-term relationship with my freedom."
"Being single is having a cup of coffee and a donut to yourself."
"I’m single and I’m like a perfectly ripe avocado. I’m here to be eaten; just waiting for the right time."
"I’m not lonely. I’m just protecting my happiness."
"Single and loving it: my bank account is always full, and I take all the bed space!"
"Single? No, I’m just romantically challenged."
"I’m single, and that’s my choice – which is awesome!"
"People who are single are always out there looking for the relationship they can ruin next."
"I like being single; I’m always there when I need me."
"Being single is the only choice I’m certain of."
"I always thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. Especially since I’m single."
"I’m single, and I’m in love with my couch."
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"Being single is finding a parking spot in a field of cars and making sure no one takes it."
"The best part of being single is that I can eat my leftovers without sharing."
"Single? Yes, I’m an independent woman who can do what I want… sometimes it means eating pizza for breakfast."
"I'm single because I was born that way."
"I like being single. I’m always there when I need me."
"Some people are settling down, some people are settling and some people refuse to settle for anything less than butterflies."
"I’m single and I’m loving it! I don’t want to share my fries with anyone."
"Being single is like being in a relationship with yourself."
"Dating is like a job interview: you apply for the position, you get a callback and then realize you don’t want it."
"I love being single. It’s like being in a relationship without the commitment."
"I don’t need a boyfriend. I need a pizza."
"The only thing worse than dating is not dating at all."
"I enjoy my own company. I don’t have to engage in awkward conversations with myself."
"Being single means you're always right."
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"In my opinion, being single is the best way to find yourself."
"I didn’t choose the single life; the single life chose me."
"A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once."
"Singlehood can be a joyous experience if you put your mind to it."
"I think I’m allergic to commitment."
"Don’t worry about being single; if it’s meant to be, it will be."
"The best part about being single is that I never have to worry about anybody else's drama!"
"Being single doesn't mean that you know nothing about love. Sometimes being solo is wiser than being in a false relationship."
"Single status: Not less, but more than you can handle."
"Being single is pretty much a license to be selfish, and I am taking full advantage of it."
"If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best. But I’m single, so you don’t have to worry about it."
"Being single is like being on a rollercoaster. Incredibly thrilling, sometimes nauseating, but definitely an adventure!"
"I never knew what happiness was until I got married. But then it was too late."
"Being single is my favorite 'S' word."
"I thought I was in love, but it was just a text from my mom."
"I’m not single. I’m in a long-term relationship with adventure."
"Being single means you’re not in a relationship, not that you’re undesirable."
"I’m single. I’m just in my own little world, waiting for a new edition of me to come along."
"I’m so glad I’m single; I’d hate to compete with someone for dessert."
"I don’t need a man to make me feel whole. I already feel like a complete mess."
"Single life is a never-ending party, but still nobody shows up."
"I used to care about how many people I had dated, but now I just care about how many pizzas I can eat by myself."
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. Especially when single."
"Being single is getting to know yourself in a world that constantly wants you to be someone else."
"I enjoy being single. It’s like being in an exclusive relationship with myself."
"I’m not single, I’m just on a break from relationships – a really long break."
"It’s okay to be single; I mean, no one can mess it up but you!"
"The best part about being single is that you can eat a whole tub of ice cream and nobody will judge you."
"Marriage is like a deck of cards: In the beginning, all you need is two hearts and a diamond. By the end, you’re looking for a club and a spade."
"I don’t need a knight in shining armor. I need a sword, a shield, and a good pair of boots."
"Single? Me? I prefer to say I’m “in a relationship with independence.”"
"I’d rather be single than settle for a mediocre relationship."
"A single woman is like a cloud: beautiful to look at but a little stormy inside."
"Being single means you can take a nap without worrying about someone else’s plans."
"I’m single. It’s like I’m spending all my clothes in the laundry to look awesome when going out... only to stay home."
"Being single is where you can learn to love yourself without outside distractions."
"Singlehood is a glorious period of life where I can binge-watch shows without judgment."
"Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms and not apologize for it."
"I’m not single. I’m in a long-term relationship with fun."
"I love being single. It's almost like being rich."
"Being single means you're strong enough to wait for what you deserve."
"I think I’m going to sleep all the time and be single for a while."
"Being single is a time of reflection and growth."
"Single life is like a world tour: you’re having fun but you’re also a little lost!"
"I'm happily single; I just got to find someone who is as happy as I am about being single."
"Single: a status that can change, but being fabulous is a lifelong job."
"I enjoy being single. I’m all for meetings and getting to know myself better."
"I’m not lonely, I’m single! Being single is a time for self-discovery."
"Being single is definitely better than being in a toxic relationship."
"Being single is like a buffet; I have all these choices!"
"The most important thing is not to lose yourself in a relationship."
"I'm not single. I’m just dating myself."
"Single? Make the most of your freedom before someone gets into your life and truly ruins it!"
"I’m single but it doesn’t mean I’m lonely."
"You can’t be afraid to live alone. It's like owning a cat: they’ll only love you if you love yourself."
"Singlehood isn’t a curse; it’s a route to self-discovery."
"Being single doesn’t mean you’re weak; it means you’re strong enough to wait."
"Sometimes being single is the best thing you can do for yourself."
"The only person I’m in a relationship with is my own bed."
"Being single is a chance to have unlimited pizza nights."
"I’m single and I’m loving it. I mean, have you seen how much I can eat?"
"You might be single because God is saving you for someone special."
"I love being single. It’s almost like being rich."
"Being single is more fun than being in a relationship with a boring person."
"Single? And ready to flamingle."
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"I'm not single. I'm in a long-term relationship with fun."
"Single is an opportunity to live life on your own terms."
"Being single is about celebrating and appreciating your own space that you're in."
"I’m not single, I’m dating my freedom."
"I’d rather be single than settle for something mediocre."
"You can’t be lonely if you like the person you’re alone with."
"I’m not single. I’m just in a relationship with myself."
"Single is an attitude, not a status."
"It’s just you and your mind. Sometimes that’s the best company you can have."
"If I were to die right now, I would not want to be held back by a relationship."
"Being single means you can do whatever you want, wherever you want, or not do anything at all."
"Being single is like a phone without a plan. You can do whatever you want!"
"I've been single for so long, I can't remember what it feels like to share a couch."
"I'm single because I was born that way!"
"Being single is not a lack of options. Being single is a choice."
"I'm happily single. I have never been lonely because I have the company of my dreams."
"Nothing makes a woman more beautiful than the belief that she is beautiful."
"Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand."
"I would rather be single than in a relationship that does not make me happy."
"Who needs love when there are pizza and chocolate?"
"I’m single because I don't need a partner to make me feel complete."
"Being single is a time to find your mind and learn who you are."
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