113 result(s) for Fun Retirement Quotes.
"A retired husband is often a wife's full-time job."
"Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it."
"I look forward to retirement. I’m going to be so busy I won’t know how I found time to work."
"You are never too old to set another goal or to dream a new dream."
"A retiree is a person who has stopped living at work and started working at living."
"The money's not the problem. The problem's your attitude. Get out of the office and enjoy retirement!"
"In retirement, you get a chance to be a kid again. Just without the allowance."
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"Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the longest without spending all your money."
"I can't wait to retire and make my own decisions about what I'm going to do today."
"Retirement is the only time when it's acceptable to be a sloth."
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things. This is especially true in retirement."
"Retirement: Twice as much husband for half as much money."
"Retirement is not a time to cease; but a time to go forward!"
"To retire is to die a little."
"Retirement is a time to enjoy all the things you never had time to do when you worked."
"The only time I get any rest is when I’m traveling."
"Don't count the days. Make the days count, especially in retirement."
"It’s a great time to be a retiree. The world is open to you!"
"Retirement is the beginning of a new era — all adventures yet to come!"
"As you retire, remember that you’ve achieved a successful career; now it’s time to find a new mission for an even more fulfilling life."
"The bag you packed with all the worries you had about work? Throw that out! It's time to live."
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"Retirement: When you stop living at work and start working at living."
"You know you’re retired when every day is Saturday."
"I can’t believe I retired. I was just getting warmed up."
"Retirement is wonderful. It’s doing nothing without worrying about getting caught."
"In retirement, you don’t get a day off."
"The goal of retirement is to live off your assets, not on them."
"Adventures in retirement are best when shared with a partner."
"Retirement is the only time in life when it’s acceptable to do nothing."
"In retirement, every day is a Saturday—for some people, that’s a problem."
"Retirement is not for the faint of heart."
"You’ll never plow a field by turning it over in your mind."
"My retirement plan is to have enough money so I can do whatever I want, whenever I want, for as long as I want."
"Retirement: That’s when the fun starts!"
"I don’t know how I found time to work."
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"Retirement is a time to reflect on the past and plan for the future."
"Retirement is the finish line; the party begins."
"Enjoy the little things, for one day you may look back and realize they were the big things."
"You’re only old once, so enjoy it while you can!"
"It's bad enough that people are dying, but no one has the cojones to tell the world how they died."
"Retirement is a time to take the leap and live out your dreams."
"Retirement is a whole new adventure waiting to be embraced."
"Life begins at retirement."
"I never really retired. I just stopped working."
"Retirement: The pay is good, but the hours are terrible."
"I'm retired! Goodbye tension, hello pension!"
"Retirement: A time to enjoy all the things you didn’t have time to do when you worked."
"I'm enjoying my retirement. I thought I would be bored, but then I realized it was just my work that was boring."
"Retirement means doing whatever I want to do. So, I'm doing nothing!"
"After you retire, there’s only one big event left — and I’m not ready for that."
"The money’s no better in retirement, but the hours are."
"Retirement: It’s not the end of the road, it’s the beginning of the incline."
"You know you’re retired when you get up in the morning and you’re not sure what day it is."
"Retirement is a second chance at life."
"The best part of retirement is that you don’t have to listen to a boss anymore."
"Retirement is too important to take seriously."
"I thought retirement would be all fun and games, but it turns out I need a schedule."
"I'm so happy to be retired! It's a chance to start fresh every day."
"The joys of retirement are ample time and liberty to do what you want."
"Retirement is not the end of the road; it’s the beginning of a new journey."
"Retirement is when you stop working and start having fun."
"The only time I stop working is when I’m sleeping!"
"Retirement is the only time in life when it’s okay to do nothing."
"Retirement is like a long vacation. It’s a chance to do nothing and love it."
"Retirement is when you stop living at work and begin working at living."
"The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does."
"I'm retired — goodbye tension, hello pension!"
"Retirement: World's longest coffee break."
"It's time to start living the life you've imagined."
"Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf."
"A retired husband is a full-time job."
"Retirement is a time to be more active than ever!"
"Retirement is not about how much money you have, but how much joy you can create!"
"Every day is a weekend now!"
"The days are long, but the years are short."
"Retirement is when you can go to work and not want to go home."
"Work is the curse of the drinking class."
"Retirement: It’s not the end of the road, just a detour to enjoy the beautiful scenery."
"The best part about retirement is that you can spend all day doing nothing, and still get paid for it!"
"Retirement is the time to have all the experiences you've been saving up for!"
"The more I read, the more I realize that there is no end to the number of books I want to read in retirement."
"In retirement, every day is a Saturday!"
"I can't wait to retire so I can do nothing all day!"
"Life begins at retirement!"
"Retirement is the period in your life when you wish you had more time to do the things you wanted to do."
"Retirement: when you stop working for others and start working for yourself."
"Retirement is a journey; not a destination."
"Retirement: When you stop living at work and begin working at living."
"I never knew how to make a living. I only knew how to make a life."
"The best part about retirement is that you don’t have to worry about how to spend your time. You just do what you want."
"Retirement is not the end of the road. It is the beginning of the open highway."
"When a man retires, his wife gets twice the husband but only half the income."
"I've been doing this for 40 years. I don't know what I'm going to do in retirement. Maybe I'll just start a new career as a tour guide in my own brain!"
"Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it."
"You know you’re getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
"Retirement: Nothing but a bunch of coffee and socializing."
"The only thing I miss about retirement is the lunch."
"In retirement, you’ll look back on your life and realize that the most important things were the friendships you formed."
"Retirement is like a long vacation: you can do absolutely nothing or do whatever you want."
"I've made a fortune in retirement. But if I told you how much, you’d never believe me."
"The road to retirement is paved with good intentions."
"I can’t believe I actually get paid for doing nothing. What a life!"
"When you retire, you switch bosses: from the one who hired you to the one who married you."
"Retirement is not about how much money you have. It’s about how much fun you can have."
"The trouble with retirement is that you never get a day off."
"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I would argue that a comfortable retirement is pretty darn close."
"Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter."
"Retirement is the last opportunity to be yourself."
"I am retired, but I still get emails. They never stop! I feel like I'm still working."
"Retirement is spending time doing what you want, when you want, and how you want."
"Before you retire, plan for what you want to do after you stop working."
"Retirement means doing your own thing at your own pace."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a ticket to your retirement dreams."
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