120 result(s) for Corny Quotes.
"I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"I would make a chemistry joke, but all the good ones Argon."
"Why do we never tell secrets on a farm? Because the potatoes have eyes and the corn has ears!"
"What’s corn’s favorite music? Anything but ‘crop’ music."
"Why was the math book sad? Because it had too many problems."
"Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded? There was nothing left but de-brie."
"How does the ocean say hello? It waves!"
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"You can't trust an atom. They make up everything!"
"I don’t trust stairs because they’re always up to something."
"I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy."
"I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down!"
"Why did the frog take the bus to work? His car got toad away."
"I couldn’t figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me."
"I'm terrified of elevators, so I'm going to start taking steps to avoid them."
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
"Why did the bicycle fall over? Because it was two tired!"
"I'm no photographer, but I can picture us together."
"I used to be indecisive, but now I'm not so sure."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me kit-tea memes!"
"I wanted to be a historian, but I realized I was too ancient."
"If you don't like corny jokes, you're in a pickle."
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"You know you're corny when your jokes get more groans than laughs!"
"I've got a joke about pizza, but it's just too cheesy."
"What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine."
"I used to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
"I was going to tell a time traveling joke, but you didn't like it."
"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts."
"Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged."
"Why are ghosts bad liars? Because you can see right through them!"
"I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory. All I did was take a day off."
"A will is a dead giveaway."
"I told my computer I needed a break, and now it won’t stop sending me beach photos."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already!"
"Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers? He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them."
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"You can’t trust stairs; they’re always up to something."
"What do you call an alligator wearing a vest? An investi-gator."
"Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed."
"I would tell you a joke about an elevator, but it’s an uplifting experience."
"I told my friend 10 jokes to get him to laugh. Sadly, no pun in ten did."
"The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second-best time is now."
"My love for you is like corn, it's always popping!"
"We make a great pear, but corn and cob is what we really are!"
"You’re the corn to my butter."
"Life is like corn; some days you’re on the cob, and some days you’re just kernels."
"Don’t ever let your dreams go kernel!"
"You’re sweet like candy, but I’d choose you over corn any day."
"As a corn stalk grows tall, so too does my love for you."
"You’re simply a-maize-ing!"
"Corny love is like a warm hug on a chilly day."
"I’m completely corny about you!"
"You’re the butter to my corn!"
"I must be corn, because I’m always drawn to you!"
"Our love is a-maize-ing and so ear-resistible!"
"If love were a cornfield, I’d be lost in it forever."
"You crack me up like corn on the cob!"
"Life without you is unpop-able!"
"You’re my favorite 'ear' of corn."
"Let’s stick together like corn and butter!"
"You’re the highlight of my corn-fusion."
"Corny jokes are like laughter; they bring us together."
"Just like corn, our love is golden and full of flavor!"
"You’re so corny, but that’s why I love you!"
"Our love is like a sweet corn; it only gets better with time."
"When it comes to love, I’m all ears for you!"
"You and me? We’re a corny pair!"
"My heart is like a cornfield in the summer, blooming with love for you."
"Life is a cornfield; you've got to pick your own path through the stalks."
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not a corn dog."
"I’m just a corny guy in a corn world."
"When life hands you lemons, trade them for corn."
"You are my favorite corn on the cob."
"If you don’t like corn, you can step out of the field."
"Corny jokes are like corn: they just keep growing on you."
"You must be made of corn because you’re popping!"
"Every time I see you, I feel like I’m in a corny movie."
"Corny things are what make life worth living."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy corn, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I’m all ears when it comes to corn-related stories."
"Corn is the best vegetable; it has perfect kernels of truth."
"Friends are like corn: easy to find, hard to get rid of."
"Let’s be honest; life is corny but it’s still a-maize-ing."
"I’m feeling a bit corny today. Must be the weather!"
"When you’re feeling down, find someone who makes you laugh and celebrate your corny side."
"Love is like corn; it’s best when shared."
"Keep calm and eat corn."
"Corny humor is the glue that holds friendships together."
"You can always count on corn to brighten your day."
"Even the corn has ears, so don’t be afraid to speak your mind!"
"Corny jokes are great because they are never corny enough!"
"The best part of life is being a little corny sometimes."
"Good things come in small cobs."
"Be the corn you wish to see in the world."
"Life is like corn: it has its twists and turns!"
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
"Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!"
"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!"
"What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta!"
"I would tell a joke about an elevator, but it's an uplifting experience."
"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."
"Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut? He just needed a little space."
"How do you organize a space party? You planet!"
"I wanted to be a baker, but I couldn't make enough dough."
"Why did the picture go to jail? Because it was framed!"
"I used to hate facial hair, but then it grew on me."
"What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator!"
"Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"
"I wanted to become a doctor, but I didn’t have the patients."
"Did you hear about the guy who invented Lifesavers? He made a mint!"
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they’d be chicken sedans!"
"What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite!"
"I didn't want to believe my dad was stealing from his job as a traffic cop, but when I got home all the signs were there."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."
"What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese!"
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
"How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie in it!"
"Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired!"
"I asked the librarian if the library had books on paranoia. She whispered, 'They're right behind you.'"
"How do you catch a whole school of fish? With bookworm bait!"
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