117 result(s) for Funny George Bush Quotes.
"There's an old saying in Texas—fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."
"I’m not sure I want a politician who has a lot of experience. I want one who has a lot of wisdom."
"We’ve had hard times, but we’ve been through a lot together, and I’ve learned that I am more than just a cowboy poet."
"If you don't have a seat at the table, you're probably on the menu."
"My, how can you forget? The atmosphere was a little moist."
"The most important job is not to be a leader, but to be a good employee."
"You can't take the high horse against those doofuses!"
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"I remember meeting with the president of Mexico, and I thought he was my wife."
"I’m proud to be a citizen of the United States."
"We ought to make the pie higher."
"I have opinions of my own—strong opinions—but I don’t always agree with them."
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we’re really talking about peace."
"It's time to renew the.(laughter). this was a test."
"I think people are looking for the person who is going to lead them, not just in politics, but in life."
"I still believe in a place called Hope."
"I can’t imagine what it would be like to be a single mom in America today."
"I believe that we can build a better world for our children, and for our children's children."
"I always tell my friends that I'm fluent in two languages: English and dumb."
"I want to thank my friend, the President of Mexico, for hosting us today."
"We will make sure our kids are educated."
"There's no limit to the amount of good you can do if you don't care who gets the credit."
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"I'm the master of low expectations."
"Laura and I really don’t realize how short our time is here. We hope you enjoy your time here."
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it."
"I’m the decider, and I decide what’s best."
"I can’t put it any more clearly than that. I don’t do nuance."
"Nobody likes the job I’m doing. It’s a pretty lonely job."
"It's time to take a leap, a leap of faith."
"I think war is a dangerous place."
"This is an impressive crowd—the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elite. I call you my base."
"I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy – but that could change."
"You know, I’m not the smartest guy in the world, but I do know what I like."
"I think we need to work on our ability to articulate our opinion."
"When you get in a fight, you don’t stop to think about a slogan."
"I am also honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
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"It’s a big deal. It’s a big idea."
"I want to be a president that is seen as a uniter, not a divider."
"There’s no such thing as an accident. The only thing that happens by accident is an accident."
"I believe that God has a plan for this country."
"We're going to find the weapons of mass destruction. It's going to take time, but we will find them."
"I think we ought to start finding common ground. We’re not going to find common ground until we learn to listen to one another."
"In my judgment, the best way to bring people together is to incentivize them to come together."
"Keep your head up, keep your heart strong."
"We will not let terrorists hold this nation hostage."
"I am confident that we can work together to achieve a better future."
"This is a time for change; we’ll put a little fight in our hearts."
"I have a different vision of leadership. A leadership is someone who brings people together."
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for my successors as well."
"To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I want you to know that I am proud of you, and I am proud of what you’ve accomplished."
"If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator."
"You teach a child to be a little like you, and to work hard, and make sacrifices, and then you put a TV in their room."
"The future will be better tomorrow."
"I know what I believe. I will continue to articulate what I believe and what I believe—I believe what I believe is right."
"I am the President of the United States. The buck stops with me. But you can still blame Congress."
"This is an impressive crowd—the haves and the have-mores. Some people call you the elites. I call you my base."
"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream."
"I think we ought to do more to help the poor, and less to help the rich."
"They misunderestimated me."
"First, let me make it clear, I’m not going to give anybody a pass."
"We’re all stakeholders in this great country. We’ll work together to strengthen our communities, improve our schools, and grow our economy."
"I’ve been to Iraq three times, and I’ve met the troops on the front lines of freedom."
"I believe you can not only listen to American’s voices, but obey their commands."
"If you don’t quit, you’re not defeated."
"When you’re in the White House, it’s good to have a good sense of humor. Just ask my mother."
"History will judge us by the result."
"I’m the decider, and I decide what is best."
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, 'Fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again.'"
"I can’t put it any more plainly than that."
"The problem with the French is that they don’t have a word for entrepreneur."
"I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them."
"There’s a saying in Texas: ‘Don’t mess with Texas.’"
"You can fool some of the people all of the time, and those are the ones you want to concentrate on."
"I’m honored to shake the hand of a brave Iraqi citizen who had his hand cut off by Saddam Hussein."
"I think we agree, the past is over."
"I know how hard it is for you to put food on your family."
"To those of you who received honors, awards, and distinctions, I am glad to see you, and don't you wish you were back in school?"
"My fellow Americans, I’m pleased to be with you tonight."
"It's still early in the season, and we have a lot of running left to do."
"We ought to start the day with a little prayer."
"I think it’s important to have a good, strong leader. I think it’s important to work together."
"I’ve always believed that you get what you earn."
"I believe that America is ready for a leader who can be flexible, who can adjust depending on the circumstances."
"I’m the commander, see, I don't need to explain why I say things. That's the interesting thing about being president."
"If you think about the fact that everybody has one vote—what a great democracy."
"One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures."
"I think the American people expect us to support our troops in combat."
"We're not going to let folks go hungry."
"I do want to make sure that we have an army that can fight, and I believe that we need to make sure that we have an army that can fight effectively."
"I think the most important thing—I think the key to success is to be honest with your constituents."
"I have an ethical obligation to maintain the integrity of my office."
"I can’t put my finger on it. It’s a real conundrum."
"Our enemies are innovative and resourceful, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
"I have opinions of my own — strong opinions — but I don't always agree with them."
"I think we ought to raise the age at which juveniles can have a gun."
"I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully."
"The problem with the French is that they don't have a word for entrepreneur."
"There's an old saying in Tennessee—I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee—that says, fool me once, shame on... shame on you. Fool me—you can't get fooled again."
"I am mindful not only of preserving executive powers for myself, but for the next president as well."
"This is an impressive crowd—the haves and the have-mores."
"I will not withdraw, even if Laura fires me!"
"I just want you to know that, when we talk about war, we're really talking about peace."
"I think the American people can handle a little turbulence."
"I’m a uniter, not a divider."
"I tell you what, I am so glad that I'm not in charge of the IRS … in a matter of speaking."
"It's amazing I won. I was running against peace and prosperity."
"I call upon all nations to do everything they can to stop these terrorist killers. Thank you. Now watch this drive."
"I think I might have a new company. I'm going to start a company called 'No Middle Ground.'"
"I've said that the foundation of our nation is love. It's love."
"I understand small business growth. I was one."
"You know, you're really a beautiful group of people."
"I learned that no one knows what they're doing. Especially when they're running for office."
"The only thing that lasts longer than a presidency is a bad haircut."
"There’s an old saying in Texas: Do what I say, not what I do."
"Ultimately, I have to accept the responsibility for what I did or didn't do, and I know the consequences."
"We need an energy bill that encourages consumption."
"If you're not with us, you're against us."
"I think the most important job is to be a good father."
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