124 result(s) for Funny Photography Quotes.
"I think that is the most important thing: to put the fun back in photography."
"Photographers are like artists, except they have a real medium: they freeze time."
"You don’t take a photograph, you make it."
"I love the ability to create a world in one little box."
"If you can't make it good, at least make it look good."
"In photography, there are no shadows that cannot be illuminated."
"A camera is a save button for the mind's eye."
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"Taking pictures is like tiptoeing into the kitchen late at night and stealing Oreo cookies."
"The best camera is the one that’s with you."
"When you photograph people in color, you photograph their clothes. But when you photograph people in black and white, you photograph their souls!"
"There’s a fine line between a good photograph and a bad photograph. Usually, the bad photograph is the one your mother likes."
"Photography is truth. The cinema is truth twenty-four times per second."
"The photographer is a marionette; the model is a puppet."
"Taking pictures is like a scavenger hunt. You never know what treasures you might unearth."
"A photograph can only capture what you are willing to show."
"Life is like photography. You need the negatives to develop."
"Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It's called garbage can, not garbage cannot."
"I always love to see the world through the lens of the camera."
"I can't imagine a life without photography. It's a cosmic form of expression!"
"To be a good photographer, you must be able to see the humor in things."
"Some people create with a brush and a colors. Some with a shovel and a dirt. I use a camera and light."
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"I don’t shoot what it looks like, I shoot what it feels like."
"Photography is an immediate reaction, drawing is a meditation."
"Behind every great photograph is a photographer who wasn’t afraid to laugh."
"There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer."
"I love to capture moments that will become memories. Unless it’s my ex, then it’s just awkward."
"Why did the photographer break up with his girlfriend? He said she had too much baggage!"
"I don’t always take pictures, but when I do, I prefer them to be completely candid and slightly embarrassing."
"Taking pictures is like a relationship, it can take you to heights of joy and depths of despair."
"Photography is 99% asking people to take off their clothes."
"Sometimes I think photography is a good opportunity to practice the art of patience… especially when waiting for the right moment!"
"A good snapshot keeps a moment from running away. So do not run away from your camera."
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a photograph can leave you speechless—especially the bad ones."
"If your pictures aren’t good enough, you aren’t close enough… or maybe you just need more practice."
"Photography is like a relationship; if you want to be creative, you need to get engaged!"
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"I shoot people and sometimes cut off their heads. It’s called art, darling!"
"Photographers are like kids with cameras: they shoot first and ask questions later."
"I'm in love with my camera. It's my second favorite relationship."
"Photography is the story I fail to put into words—often because I forget the words after I take the shot."
"The best camera is the one that you have with you—unless it’s a disposable one, then you're in trouble!"
"I’ve never met a photo I didn’t like—except those with my double chin."
"In photography there are no shadows that cannot be illuminated."
"The camera is a save button for the mind's eye, which is why I need a bigger hard drive for all my embarrassing selfies!"
"The only thing worse than being in front of a camera is hearing your own voice recorded."
"Photography is a love affair with life... or a comedy sketch when I forget my settings!"
"When I shoot portraits, I try to capture the personality... unless it involves the ex, and then it’s just a frame of awkward silence."
"I photograph to find out what something will look like photographed. Especially that pizza - is it as good as it looks?"
"Every photograph is a story, sometimes a funny one – just don’t ask me to tell it."
"Photographing a cake can be art while eating it is a masterpiece!"
"Photography can be a humorous experience, especially when you're on the other side of the lens attempting to pose naturally."
"There are no bad pictures; that's just how your face looks sometimes."
"I’m not a model. I’m a photographer."
"If you think you’re a good photographer, just remember that everyone else thinks they’re a good photographer too."
"I’ve found a new hobby: watching other people’s photos."
"A good photographer can take a great picture, but a great photographer can make a picture look really funny."
"I don't always shoot, but when I do, I prefer to shoot my best side."
"I could tell you more about photography, but I would have to charge you."
"Behind every great photo is a photographer who was just way too excited to hit the shutter."
"Never underestimate a photographer. They have a zoom lens and access to a lot of awkward moments."
"A photographer is like a waiter; you see the beauty on their trays, but you never really see the struggle behind it."
"The only thing worse than a bad photo is having a good photo of something bad."
"Taking photos is like fishing: it's mostly about waiting but the catch is great!"
"Photography is like a joke; if you have to explain it, you probably don’t get it."
"I'm in a love affair with my camera. It hasn’t spoken back yet, but I sure hope it does."
"Taking a good picture is all about timing, poise, and hoping no one blinks."
"Be careful not to overexpose your relationship with photography. You might end up with bad lighting."
"The worst part of being a photographer is having to smile for pictures yourself."
"My idea of a perfect day is a perfect picture. Too bad my perfect picture is not perfect."
"Being a photographer is like being a magician: you create illusions, and people are amazed—until they realize it’s just a click."
"Stop handing out cameras like they’re candy. Not everyone should be allowed to click."
"In photography, as in life, it's not about capturing the perfect moment; it's about capturing the moment perfectly awkward."
"Why did the photographer break up with his camera? Because it was too negative."
"The best camera is the one you have with you—unless you’re taking pictures of your cat. Then get the good one."
"I don't always take pictures, but when I do, I make sure to procrastinate for a very long time before actually getting around to it."
"Just because you're trash doesn't mean you can't do great things. It’s called garbage can, not garbage cannot."
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a good selfie is worth a hundred thousand likes."
"Photography is the only language that can be understood anywhere in the world, but my camera only speaks sarcasm."
"The camera is an instrument that teaches people how to see without a camera, but I see ten times better when my subject is a muffin."
"There are always two people in every picture: the photographer and the viewer. It’s my job to make them both confused."
"Behind every great photo, there’s a photographer who has a great story about how it was totally not staged."
"Photography is like a capture-the-flag game, only I'm always focused on the wrong flags."
"If you're not making mistakes, then you're not making decisions. Unless you're a photographer, then you're just mistakenly focused on the wrong side of the lens."
"I make mistakes, but I don't make excuses; I make great candids of my cat that look like art."
"Taking pictures is like having a very minimal imposition of art on your friends' faces without their consent."
"I love photography because it lets me pretend I know what I'm doing for a few seconds at a time."
"It’s all about the angles. Just don’t let the angles take you in the wrong direction."
"If you see something beautiful in someone, speak it. If you see something weird, definitely document it with photography!"
"Photography is a love affair with life, especially when life serves up some hilarious cheese."
"You don’t take a photograph, you ask quietly to borrow it. But ideally, don’t borrow the knife or the cheese."
"Photos are like the 'Before' shots of life; they remind us of the chaos before the glory."
"In photography, there are no shadows that cannot be illuminated by a good joke."
"I wish I could photograph every moment of my life: the beauty, the laughter, and definitely the times I trip over my own feet."
"I’d rather be a photo in an accident than miss the chance to capture it."
"The best camera is the one that you have with you… even if it’s your phone and you're trying to get a photo of your lunch."
"All the world’s a stage, and I have an infinite supply of flash photography!"
"They say every picture tells a story, but mine mostly says, 'Oh no, look at that!' "
"Photographers are not just artists; they are also excellent sneak attack documentarians with questionable intentions."
"I don’t always snap the perfect shot, but when I do, it typically includes a perfect photobomb."
"I love photography. It’s a great way to capture embarrassing moments that you can laugh at later."
"The camera is a mirror with a memory."
"Photography is the only language that can be understood anywhere in the world."
"A photograph is the pause button of life. Unless it explodes in your face!"
"I finally found a photographer I trust—it's me and my tripod."
"If I could tell the story in words, I wouldn't need to lug around a camera."
"You don’t take a photograph, you make it—unless it’s blurry, then forget it!"
"Taking pictures is like voting; it’s not a good idea to vote when you’re still figuring out who’s running."
"Behind every great photo is a great subject who was probably just standing there awkwardly."
"The only thing worse than taking photos at night is taking them at night without a flash."
"A good snapshot keeps a moment from running away—unless it's a really unflattering moment."
"In photography, there are no mistakes, only happy accidents—unless you forgot to change the settings!"
"Photography is the art of frozen time... the ability to store emotion and feelings within a frame—until you press the wrong button."
"I shoot people and sometimes cut off their heads. Just kidding! I’m a photographer."
"A picture is worth a thousand words, but a blurry picture is worth about a hundred!"
"My favorite color is sunset. My favorite subject is never again stopping to ask for directions."
"The best camera is the one you have with you. Unless it's an old flip phone."
"I want to photograph you because you look good in sunlight and I need saving in the shade."
"The difference between a photographer and a selfie-taker is their camera shake; one captures life, the other captures panic."
"When you don’t know where to shoot, just point and click. If it’s bad, at least you’ll have a funny story."
"Why don’t photographers ever tell secrets? Because they might get exposed!"
"In the world of photography, you get one chance to take the shot. Unless you’re using burst mode!"
"Photography is a love affair with life—which sometimes means getting photobombed by a stranger."
"Every time I feel like taking a perfect picture, I remember that my camera’s on auto mode."
"Keep calm and take silly selfies."
"I have a photograph of myself that made me forget I can’t dance."
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