128 result(s) for Funny Thursday Quotes.
"It's Thursday. Time to go make stories for Monday."
"Thursday is like the Friday of the week, except a lot less people call in sick."
"Thursday: The golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend."
"It's Thursday! Time to start the weekend early."
"Thursday is the day I start counting down to the weekend."
"If my boss knew how much I looked forward to Thursday, he'd fire me."
"Thursday, the day when my coffee needs coffee."
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"On Thursdays, we wear pajamas to work."
"Thursday is a reminder that the weekend is almost here and to wrap up that to-do list!"
"Thursday, or as I like to call it, 'Almost Friday.'"
"It's Thursday. I feel like I should be more productive. But I really just want to nap."
"Dear Thursday, I'm so glad we are back together. I wish it was you and me all week long."
"Thursday is the day I start countdown to the pizza night!"
"Nothing screws up your Friday like realizing it’s only Thursday."
"Thursday is the day where I can finally see the light at the end of the tunnel."
"It's Thursday! Time to take out the trash… and my plans for the weekend."
"Thursday is a reminder to chill and not stress out because the weekend is almost here!"
"Is it just me or does Thursday feel like the longest day of the week?"
"When you pick the right friend group, every Thursday becomes 'Thirsty Thursday'."
"Thursday night football is the best kind of football."
"Thursday: because one more day of work can be fun if I pretend it’s a weekend event."
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"Nothing like a Thursday night to inspire a Friday daydream."
"It's Thursday! I'm ready to flip my calendar to 'Weekend' mode."
"Thursday is the day when I push the limits of procrastination."
"A Thursday well spent brings a week of content."
"Let’s do this, Thursday! Make it as awesome as Friday!"
"Thursday, the golden child of the weekdays. The superhero of the workweek. The welcome wagon to the weekend."
"Thursday is the day that my coffee needs coffee."
"Thursday: The day that reminds us that life is just a game of hopscotch, and we jumped to conclusions."
"If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Thursdays, he wouldn’t assign me any work."
"It's Thursday night. Time to be awesome again."
"On this Thursday, remember: no pressure, no diamonds."
"Thursday is a reminder that everything's gonna be okay; the weekend is just around the corner."
"Happy Thursday! May your coffee be strong, and your workday short!"
"It’s Thursday! Let’s do what we do best: procrastinate!"
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"Thursday: A reminder that the weekend is just a day away, and work has never been so unappealing."
"Thursday, my second favorite F-word."
"Thursdays are just mini Fridays."
"Shake off the week and embrace the Thursday vibes!"
"Thursday is the day I prepare my mind for the weekend."
"It's Thursday, and I am ready to put in minimal effort for maximum praise!"
"Thursday: The day I realize I should really be working on my weekend plans."
"Thursday is my favorite day to procrastinate."
"Dear Thursday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday is a much better partner."
"Every day may not be good, but there is something good in every Thursday."
"Just a reminder: It's Thursday! Time to do all the things you said you'd do on Wednesday."
"Thursday is a reminder that we are one step closer to the weekend!"
"Thursday is the new Friday, in spirit, at least!"
"It's Thursday, so be nice to everyone, because it’s almost Friday and hurt feelings get in the way of drinking."
"Ah, Thursday. The day when the weekend is in sight, yet work still lingers like a mosquito at a barbecue."
"Happiness is a Thursday where you can plan your weekend adventures."
"Thursday is a reminder that the weekend is almost here. Savor it!"
"Happy Thursday! May your coffee be strong and your workday short."
"It's Thursday. I think I’ll just stick with my coffee and ignore the rest of the day."
"Thursday, my second favorite F word."
"Thursday is what’s left of Friday, which is what’s left of the week, which is what’s left of your to-do list."
"Dear Thursday, are you sure you’re not Friday? Because I could really use a break!"
"If my boss knew how much time I spent at work on Thursday, he wouldn’t let me work here anymore."
"Thursday comes and the week’s gone fast, which means Friday is even faster!"
"On Thursday, I really want to do nothing. Just like every other day, but with extra motivation."
"It's Thursday! Time to go make bad decisions!"
"Thursday: let's do this. Not like I have a choice anyway."
"Thursday is the day that my coffee requires coffee."
"Why is Monday so far away from Friday, but Friday is so close to Monday? Oh, wait! It’s Thursday!"
"Thursday is the day I start counting down to Friday!"
"It's almost the weekend; don't give up on Thursday!"
"Thursday: Just one more day till Friday, right?"
"Thursday, you are the day that keeps me motivated to get through the week!"
"On Thursday, we are reminded that we are not allowed to complain – it’s almost over!"
"Thursday is proof that Friday is coming!"
"Every Thursday I like to tell myself that I am closer to my dreams... and the weekend."
"Good Thursday! Remember, it's your day to be awesome!"
"The best thing about Thursday is that it brings us one step closer to Friday!"
"I can't wait for the weekend, so I'm going to make Thursday my fun day!"
"Thursday has a life of its own. It’s the perfect day for just being yourself!"
"It’s Thursday night. Time to be a hero and rescue some wine trapped in a bottle."
"On Thursdays, we wear funny t-shirts and try to make it through until Friday."
"It's Thursday, and I am ecstatic. It feels like I’m just a day away from being fabulously unemployed."
"Thursday is a reminder that weekends are just around the corner…and so is the time to overindulge."
"I thought Thursday was the last day of the week, but then I remembered there's still Friday…"
"Thursday: The day I give in to the temptation of being a lazy couch potato."
"If I had a dollar for every time I said 'I can’t wait for Friday', I could buy myself a drink on Thursday!"
"Thursday is the day I start counting down the hours until Friday at 5 PM."
"Welcome to Thursday! It's like Friday, except you’re still at work."
"Thursday is my second favorite F-word, right after food!"
"I have a new theory in life: what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, except for Thursdays. They just make you tired."
"It's Thursday! Time to put on your party pants and get ready for the weekend."
"Ah, Thursday. The day that my coffee needs coffee."
"They say that laughter is the best medicine… which is handy because Thursdays require a lot of it."
"Thursday is like a superhero that knows how to hide its powers. It’s right there, but you’re not quite sure if you can call it Friday yet."
"Dear Thursday, are you sure you’re not Friday? Because you look just like it!"
"If people are talking behind your back, just be glad you’re the one in front."
"Thursday is proof that the week is on its way out, and we’re all set to have a laugh."
"Thursday afternoons feel like the whole weekend is right in front of you."
"Why is it that on Thursdays, no one talks about anything but the weekend?"
"Thursday: my favorite day to procrastinate!"
"It's Thursday! Time to switch your focus from getting through the week to planning the weekend."
"To be a successful Thursday, all you need is a good cup of coffee and an even better sense of humor."
"Thursday is the start of my weekend planning."
"Thursday is the perfect day to be confident that tomorrow is Friday. Or to be deliriously joyful about a little more freedom!"
"Just because it’s Thursday doesn’t mean you have to stop eating cake."
"It's Thursday! Time to go make stories for Monday."
"Thursday, I know we all want to be happy. But can we just be a little bit happy and a lot productive?"
"It's Friday Eve! The day when you realize that you only have one more day to pretend to be a functional human being."
"Thursday is like a speed bump in the week. You can slow down but you still have to get over it!"
"If my boss knew how unproductive I am on Thursdays, he wouldn't want me to come in anymore!"
"Thursday: the day I do half of my week’s work with none of the enthusiasm."
"It’s Thursday! Time to go make unproductive decisions!"
"On Thursdays, we wear our weekend optimism!"
"Thursday—my second-favorite F word."
"Thursday is a reminder that the weekend is almost here, and procrastination is almost acceptable until Monday."
"Thursday: the day that reminds me how much I want the weekend!"
"Time to make those Thursday plans, that will absolutely not happen!"
"I can’t wait for Thursday. Because it’ll be like a free passport to my weekend dreams!"
"Dear Thursday, I’m so glad we are back together. I’m sorry you had to see me with Monday-Thursday. But I swear I was thinking of you the whole time."
"Thursday is the new Friday in disguise!"
"I wish you a tolerable Thursday. That’s all any of us can hope for."
"It’s Thursday! Henceforth known as ‘Almost Friday’ Day!"
"Thursday is like a little bonus day! A day to prepare for all the fun on Friday."
"Thursday is the day I start considering my weekend plans and my week-long procrastination!"
"Thursday: Let's be real, all we really need is another day of pretending to be productive!"
"Let’s do things on this Thursday that we regret on Friday!"
"Thursday is my favorite day to flirt with the weekend."
"Just keep in mind: Thursday is only one day away from having a bad daylight savings time!"
"On Thursdays, I like to pretend I’m going to be productive this weekend, but we all know there's binge-watching in my future!"
"Never forget: Thursday is the day that’s just begging for a ‘T.G.I.F’!"
"Thursday, the day I remember that I have a life outside of work!"
"There's something about Thursday that just opens up the beautiful window to the weekend!"
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