111 result(s) for Funny Cookie Quotes.
"If you can’t beat ’em, drown ’em in cookies."
"I’m just a person standing in front of a cookie, asking it to love her."
"Life happens, cookies help."
"How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your cookies?"
"Cookies make everything better."
"A cookie a day keeps the blues away."
"I would give up chocolate, but I’m no quitter."
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"Cookies are the universe's way of showing us love."
"Calories don’t count when you’re baking cookies."
"You can't buy love, but you can buy cookies, which is kind of the same thing."
"Eat cookies. I promise they won’t bite back."
"I bring cookies to the party. Therefore, I am."
"The best things in life are sweet, round and baked."
"Measuring cookies is like measuring hugs: it doesn’t work!"
"Of course I talk to myself; sometimes I need expert advice regarding cookies."
"You are what you eat, and I don’t remember eating a cookie!"
"I’m on a cookie diet. I bake cookies and eat them!"
"Cookies: the perfect way to bribe me."
"If we are what we eat, let’s be cookies!"
"Cookies are like hugs with a crunch."
"You can't make everyone happy. You aren't a cookie."
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"Life is short, eat the cookie."
"I don't care what anyone says - cookies are the best food group."
"If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my cookie-eating best."
"Cooking is love made visible, and cookies are its sweetest expression."
"Bake the world a better place with cookies!"
"There’s nothing a cookie can’t fix."
"I love baking cookies. They’re my favorite reason to turn on the oven."
"Good friends bring you cookies. Best friends eat your cookies."
"Stressed, blessed, and cookie obsessed."
"You can't stop the cookies from being delicious."
"Cookies make the world go round."
"There’s always room for cookies in your life."
"Kissing a cookie is the only kind of sweet kiss I want."
"Life is better with cookies."
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"A cookie a day keeps the grumpy away."
"What’s a cookie’s favorite dance? The sugar shuffle!"
"The secret ingredient is always cookies."
"I never met a cookie I didn't like."
"Life is short. Eat the cookie."
"I think cookies are sort of the door to the soul."
"If you’re not supposed to eat cookies, why did they make them so good?"
"Cookies: the only thing with the power to make me drop everything and add chocolate chips."
"I’m just a cookie in a world full of chips."
"Cookie recipes are like relationships: a little bit of sugar, a little bit of spice, and a whole lot of love."
"If I had to pick one dessert for the rest of my life, it would be cookies, of course!"
"There’s no problem that a cookie can’t solve."
"Eat cookies for breakfast, because it’s too early for birthday cake."
"I love cookies more than I love most people."
"You had me at cookies."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for cookies!"
"A cookie a day keeps the bad vibes away."
"Oh, the cookies are calling! I must go!"
"In a world full of chaos, be a cookie."
"Cookies are like friends; they make everything better!"
"Give me a cookie and I’ll be happy for a day. Teach me to bake cookies and I’ll be happy forever."
"You don’t need a reason to eat a cookie; the cookie is reason enough."
"Behind every successful person, there’s a substantial amount of cookies."
"Cookies: because adulting is hard."
"I love cookies, in fact, I love cookies a lot. I think they are awesome."
"If I had my way, I would spend all my time in cookie dough."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy cookies, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I’m just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a cookie."
"Cookies: the perfect way to compromise any diet."
"I like my cookies like I like my friends: sweet and soft."
"There’s no problem that cookies can’t solve."
"When nothing goes right, go bake cookies."
"Life is short. Eat the cookie first."
"I think cookies are the most satisfying food in the world."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch, with a cookie on the side."
"Love is temporary, but cookies are forever."
"Cookies are like hugs — they're always welcome!"
"I’m in a relationship with cookies, and it’s sweet."
"Behind every cookie, there’s a story."
"Eat cookies, not feelings."
"I’m on the patch diet — I only eat cookies off the patch!"
"There’s a cookie for every occasion, and I’m prepared for all of them."
"Never underestimate the power of cookies to bring people together."
"Cookie calories don’t count, do they?"
"The only thing better than having cookies is sharing cookies!"
"Friends don’t let friends eat cookies alone."
"Cookies are the glue that holds my life together."
"Let’s be real, cookies are more loyal than most friends."
"Cookies are the secret ingredient of happiness."
"Life is too short to skip dessert."
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
"Cookies are made of butter and love."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy cookies, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Cookie: a small, flat, sweet cake."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the cookie jar."
"If you’re not supposed to eat midnight snacks, why is there even a light in the fridge?"
"Cookies are the answer. Who cares what the question is?"
"Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?"
"Eat cookies and break the rules."
"The only thing better than a cookie is two cookies."
"I just want to have a cookie in one hand and a glass of milk in the other."
"Life is like a cookie; it's all about how you crumble."
"Cookies are a lot like people, they have their own personalities."
"You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not a cookie."
"Cookies: because even the toughest cookies need some sweetness."
"What’s a cookie’s favorite game? Hide and seek."
"Be like a cookie. Sweet on the outside, tough on the inside."
"Life is short – eat the cookie first."
"I bake because punching people is frowned upon."
"You had me at cookie."
"I think I’m going to need a cookie break."
"A cookie in time saves nine."
"Happiness is a warm cookie."
"Cookies: little bites of happiness."
"Never underestimate the power of a cookie."
"When life gives you lemons, trade them for cookies."
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