102 result(s) for Quotes About Drinking Alcohol.
"There are two kinds of people: those who drink to forget and those who drink to remember."
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
"Drinking is like borrowing trouble."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy beer, and that's kind of the same thing."
"There’s no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others."
"I’m on the patch right now. I’m trying to quit looking at the bottle."
"A man who lies about beer makes other lies seem honorable."
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"There is no problem that a responsible drink will not help you face."
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
"I never drink water. That is the stuff that rusts pipes."
"I can’t make it go away. But I'm going to make it go down nicely."
"To be happy, you must be a little drunk."
"A good drink with good friends is what we all need."
"Let us drink wine and love, and not be concerned about tomorrow."
"I like my wine like my friends — full of character."
"I think too much, so I drink. It makes me feel better."
"I drink to forget I drink."
"Here’s to alcohol— the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
"There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren’t as good as others."
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
"I like whiskey. I always did, and that’s the truth."
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"Prohibition makes you want to cry into your beer and denies you the beer to cry into."
"Drinking wine is a way of life."
"There’s nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation."
"Men are like wine; some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age."
"Let’s face it, a nice cold beer shuts everybody up about their psalm singing for a while."
"The first beer is the best. The second is always the worst."
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"A man who lies about beer makes other lies possible."
"Drink and be merry, for tomorrow we die."
"When I drink, I think of the world: When I’m sober, I think of myself."
"You can’t be a real country unless you have a beer and an airline."
"Drinking provides a very immediate sense of pleasure."
"An alcoholic is someone you don’t like who drinks as much as you do."
"In wine, there is wisdom; in beer, there is freedom; in water, there is bacteria."
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"I used to think that drinking was a way to escape reality. Now I know it’s the reality that’s worth escaping."
"Drinking is a way of becoming an artist because it changes your perspective on life and on the mundane."
"There are some things that can't be expressed by words. There's an expression of feeling and emotion in drinking that speaks volumes."
"I’m on the patch right now. I can’t drink."
"Never refuse a drink, because you never know how much you’ll need it for survival."
"The first drink is not what makes you drunk. It’s all the others that follow."
"Sometimes when I reflect back on my life, I wish I had drank more."
"What whiskey will not cure, there is no cure for."
"I'm not an alcoholic, I just like the way it tastes."
"A man of my age is not a drunk — rather a sober person who drinks."
"I only drink wine on two occasions: when I am thirsty and when I am not."
"It’s a good idea to be careful with alcohol, and its place in your life."
"Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable."
"I have a complicated relationship with wine. I love it, but I don’t like to drink too much or too often."
"I don't drink alcohol. I think if I did, I’d be an alcoholic."
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much good whiskey is barely enough."
"There is nothing like a fine wine to create a great meal and best of company."
"Age is just a number, and a beer is just a drink."
"Life is too short to drink cheap wine."
"I drink to make other people interesting."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
"Beer, if drunk in moderation, promotes health and longevity."
"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."
"Take a couple of pints and you’ll be fine."
"Wine is sunlight, held together by water."
"There’s no bad beer. Some are better than others."
"I exercise that’s why I drink."
"Good people drink good beer."
"You can’t drink all day if you don’t start in the morning."
"Drinking makes such fools of people, and people are such fools to begin with, that it’s compounding a felony."
"I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast."
"The best beer is a cold beer."
"I'm on the patch right now, I'm detoxing from alcohol."
"A good time is a good drink."
"There is no such thing as a bad whiskey. Some whiskeys just happen to be better than others."
"Wine is a constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"Alcohol does not solve problems, but then again, neither does milk."
"A man who lies about beer makes enemies."
"Of all the gin joints in all the towns in all the world, she walks into mine."
"There are two types of people in the world: those who love wine and those who are wrong."
"Life is too short to drink bad wine."
"I drink to make other people more interesting."
"I believe in coriander, champagne, and a good Cointreau."
"Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life."
"There are two kinds of people I don’t trust: people who can’t eat gluten and people who drink vodka."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"I like whiskey. Girl, I love whiskey."
"The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind."
"In wine, there is truth."
"I only drink to make other people more interesting."
"There’s nothing I like more than a good cocktail."
"I don't drink anymore. I freeze it and eat it like a popsicle."
"The more I drink, the more I forget."
"One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough."
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"Cheers to alcohol: the cause of and solution to all of life's problems."
"You can't drink all day if you don't start in the morning."
"I love to drink champagne, just not right now, because I have to lose weight."
"I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me."
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
"Drinking beer doesn't make you fat; it makes you lean... against bars, tables, chairs, and poles."
"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"Give me a woman who loves beer and I will conquer the world."
"A glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away."
"From the moment I wake up, before I put on my makeup, I say a little prayer for you."
"I drink only to make my friends seem interesting."
"A woman drove me to drink and I didn't even have the decency to thank her."
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