98 result(s) for Funny Short Love Quotes.
"You’re always in my mind. It’s a crowded place."
"We're like cupcakes in the baking world; we make each other sweet."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say heart, but my belly is bigger."
"You're the cheese to my macaroni."
"I’m in love with you and all your little things."
"I love you more than I love myself, which is saying a lot!"
"In the end, I’m just a girl, standing in front of a boy, asking him to love her… with pizza."
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"If love is a crime, I’m ready to be arrested!"
"I love you like a balloon loves air."
"You’re my cup of tea… and I hate tea!"
"If I had a dollar for every time I thought of you, I’d start thinking of you."
"Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless."
"You’re the reason I wake up in the morning… Just kidding, I wake up because of coffee."
"Every love story is beautiful, but ours is my favorite sitcom."
"I love you like a squirrel loves a nut!"
"You’re the sprinkles on my donut."
"Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears."
"I love you no matter what you do, but do you have to do so much of it?"
"I love you more than I love my dog."
"Roses are red, violets are blue, I’m not good at poetry, but I’m really into you."
"I’m lucky I already found you; now I can spend the rest of my life avoiding you."
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"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber."
"You are the smile I wear on my face."
"I love you more than pizza... and that's saying a lot!"
"You're my favorite notification."
"If kisses were snowflakes, I'd send you a blizzard."
"Love is a two-way street that is still under construction."
"I love you, but I also love my Netflix account."
"I love you like a nerd loves his gadgets."
"You're the reason I check my phone so often."
"You make me happier than a kid with a new puppy."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don't make me prove it."
"I love you like a squirrel loves a nut."
"I love you more than pizza, and that's saying a lot."
"Love is composed of a single soul inhabiting two bodies, and also some really weird selfies."
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"You had me at 'Let’s get tacos.'"
"I love you even when I'm hungry."
"Love is telling someone to go to hell and worrying about them getting there safely."
"My love for you is like a fart: I just can’t keep it to myself."
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
"I love you more than I love my cat. And that's saying a lot."
"We're like a really small gang."
"You're the cream cheese to my bagel."
"I love you more than chocolate. Just kidding, I'd choose chocolate."
"Together we make a pretty great team – like peanut butter and funnel cake."
"Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"You're the reason I check my phone so often, even when I have nothing to say."
"Love is being stupid together."
"You're the sparkle in my water."
"You're the reason I look down at my phone and smile... and sometimes cringe."
"I love you more than coffee, but please don't take me out for coffee."
"You're the peanut butter to my jelly."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake."
"Love is blind, but it can sure be a little stupid sometimes."
"I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger."
"You’re the reason I look down at my phone and smile."
"Together, we can be as weird as we want."
"My love for you is like a solid pizza: good to the last slice."
"You had me at pizza."
"You are the cheese to my macaroni."
"We’ll be the old couple driving around town in our golf carts."
"You complete me... like a meme completes a caption."
"Love is not a victory march. It’s a cold and it’s a broken hallelujah."
"You're kind of, sort of, basically, pretty much always on my mind."
"If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?"
"You’re the reason I wake up in the morning... and the reason I hit snooze."
"I love you more than I love sleeping. And that's saying a lot."
"Love is all you need. Except for pizza. Pizza is also good."
"Baby, you're the ruler of my heart—just don’t measure it."
"I love you more than a squirrel loves nuts."
"You’re the best thing since sliced bread—just don’t get stale!"
"I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it."
"Love is sharing your popcorn."
"You’re the peanut butter to my jelly."
"If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber!"
"I love you a latte!"
"You’re the cheese to my macaroni."
"Love is blind, but the neighbors ain’t."
"Marriage is a relationship in which one person is always right, and the other is the husband."
"I’m much more me when I’m with you."
"I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right, especially when it comes to love."
"You’re my favorite distraction."
"I love you to the fridge and back."
"We go together like cupcakes and frosting."
"You stole my heart, but I’ll let you keep it."
"You make my heart smile."
"Together, we can achieve anything; of course, we’d rather just order pizza."
"I’d walk a mile for you, but only because I can’t find a parking spot."
"You had me at ‘pizza’!"
"You are the sprinkles on my donut."
"We’re like a really small gang."
"I love you more than my cat, and that’s saying a lot."
"I’m really glad we met. Because I’d never want to do this life without you by my side, laughing all the way."
"You’re the reason I check my phone every five minutes."
"My love for you is like pi, it’s never-ending."
"If kisses were snowflakes, I’d send you a blizzard."
"You’re the ketchup to my fries."
"I love you more than chocolate… and that’s saying a lot!"
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