118 result(s) for Funny Tequila Quotes.
"I’m on an all-tequila diet. I’ve lost three days already."
"I drink tequila because it’s easier than explaining why I don’t drink vodka."
"There are better things in life than alcohol, but alcohol makes up for not having them."
"Tequila: a lovely source of confusion and bad decisions."
"I only drink tequila on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not."
"I've got 99 problems, and they all involve tequila!"
"Trust me, you can dance. - Tequila"
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"To alcohol! The cause of and solution to all of life’s problems. – Homer Simpson"
"Tequila: it’s not just a drink, it’s the start of all your best stories."
"If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it with a glass of tequila."
"Tequila is a way of life; it's like a friend who never lets you down."
"Tequila is my favorite party trick."
"I like my tequila like I like my jokes: strong and a little bit salty."
"Life happens, tequila helps."
"The best kind of therapy is tequila therapy."
"No matter how you feel, a shot of tequila will make you feel better!"
"You had me at tequila."
"Nothing brings people together like a warm bottle of tequila."
"Tequila: the only thing that makes me lose my mind and find it all at once."
"Why don’t we take tequila shots instead of making resolutions?"
"I'll take a tequila. It’s like a hug in a glass."
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"Tequila: because no great story started with someone eating a salad."
"Friends don’t let friends drink tequila alone."
"Tequila is like a magic potion, it will make you dance, sing, and text your ex."
"A little bit of tequila can go a long way... right out the door."
"Tequila: the cure for a bad night and the cause of a great one."
"When life gives you lemons, make tequila and salt!"
"Tequila: the most fun you can have with your clothes on."
"The only thing that should be on the rocks is your tequila."
"Don’t let the tequila take control of your dancing feet."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy tequila, and that's kind of the same thing."
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila... floor."
"Tequila: because sometimes you just need a good punch in the liver."
"Keep calm and drink tequila."
"Tequila makes her clothes fall off."
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"I think a little tequila is good for the soul."
"The world is your oyster, but tequila is your pearl."
"I’d rather be someone’s shot of tequila than everyone’s cup of tea."
"In tequila, there is truth."
"Tequila is just a glass of margarita’s confidence."
"Behind every successful person is a substantial amount of tequila."
"I’m on a tequila diet. I’ve lost three days already!"
"Tequila: because adulting is hard."
"I love tequila. It’s so uncomplicated."
"I drink tequila for the taste, but I stay for the memories I wish I could forget."
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot."
"I’ve got a bad feeling about this tequila."
"I like tequila because it’s like taking a shot of happiness."
"My blood type is tequila."
"Tequila: the only spirit that can turn your frown upside down."
"Tequila: making bad decisions taste so much better since forever."
"There’s no problem that tequila can’t solve. Well, maybe a few, but let's not overthink it."
"I don’t always drink tequila, but when I do, I prefer to annoy everyone around me."
"Tequila may not be the answer, but I’d like to ask it a few questions."
"Don’t let the tequila make you do things you wouldn’t normally do—unless it’s really fun."
"Good people drink good tequila."
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila... floor!"
"When life gives you lemons, make margaritas with tequila!"
"Tequila: the best margarita’s partner in crime."
"Tequila gets me through the night—not tequila, my friends, just tequila."
"To me, tequila is the party in a bottle."
"I don’t have a drinking problem. I have a tequila solution!"
"Don’t worry, I’m just here for the tequila."
"Here’s to all the nights we’ll never remember with all the friends we’ll never forget—thanks to tequila!"
"Tequila: it’s like a hug in a glass!"
"The best part of adulthood is the tequila."
"In tequila’s defense, I had no idea what I was doing."
"Drinking tequila does not cure your problems; it just makes them funnier."
"Tequila — because adulting is hard."
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it's worth a shot."
"The only thing better than a margarita is two margaritas."
"Drinking tequila is like a hug in a bottle."
"Tequila: I can’t remember the last time I had my mind together!"
"Too much of anything is bad, but too much tequila is just right."
"When life gives you lemons, grab the tequila and salt!"
"I'm on a tequila diet. So far I've lost two days."
"Tequila is the answer. What was the question?"
"It’s not that I’m afraid to die, I just don’t want to be there when it happens. Especially if I’m sober! Bring on the tequila!"
"The best things in life are the people we love, the places we've been, and the memories we've made along the way. And tequila."
"Give me tequila and nobody gets hurt!"
"Tequila: because sometimes you need a little liquid courage."
"Tequila makes me a 'happy' person; wine and beer make me 'funny', but tequila makes me 'hilarious'."
"Here’s to the nights we won’t remember with the friends we won’t forget—thanks to tequila."
"When in doubt, drink tequila."
"I've got 99 problems and tequila solves all of them."
"Tequila: the only thing that makes me forget all my problems."
"If I had a dollar for every time I had tequila, I'd have enough money to buy more tequila."
"Tequila: the answer to life’s little problems!"
"I don't always drink tequila, but when I do, I prefer to do it with great friends and belly laughs."
"Just remember where you came from, and that tequila should always be enjoyed in good company!"
"The only thing I want to change about tequila is to have more of it!"
"Tequila may not be the answer, but it’s worth a shot!"
"I don't always drink tequila, but when I do, things get a little fuzzy."
"Tequila: Because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
"In tequila, there is truth, and in margaritas, there is comfort."
"Tequila: The only drink that can turn your bad decisions into good stories."
"If you think you’re too sober to dance, you might just need a shot of tequila!"
"There’s no bad day that can’t be improved with a shot of tequila."
"My doctor told me to watch my drinking, so now I drink in front of a mirror."
"When life hands you lemons, grab the tequila and salt!"
"Tequila is the answer, but I can’t remember the question."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy tequila, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"I see tequila in my future!"
"Tequila: Helping you say ‘yes’ to things you should probably say ‘no’ to since time immemorial."
"Cheers to a night full of tequila and bad decisions!"
"Some call it a margarita; I call it a one-way ticket to crazy town."
"Good friends, good times, and tequila: The recipe for a party."
"You had me at tequila!"
"Tequila is my spirit animal."
"The only thing better than a shot of tequila is two shots of tequila."
"Tequila: It's like a hug in a glass."
"Life's too short for anything but tequila!"
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge… for more tequila."
"With great tequila comes great responsibility… or maybe not."
"I'm on a tequila diet. I’ve lost three days already!"
"Tequila: The spirit of adventure, the spirit of fun!"
"Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila."
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