128 result(s) for Funny Supernatural Quotes.
"Just because you're you doesn't mean you get to walk all over everyone else, even if you're a demon."
"You know what they say: 'If you can't beat them, join them.' But if you do, be prepared to get your hands dirty. Really dirty."
"I’m not gonna let some demon wipe the floor with my face!"
"You can't kill the Boogeyman. You can only postpone him..."
"I have a lot of experience with this. I hunt monsters; I don’t let them hunt me."
"I'm not a hero. I'm a guy who hunts monsters for a living. And honestly, I do it for the car."
"If I have to die, I want it to be not from this case. Last thing I need is to be known as the guy who got killed by a ghost."
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"You know what I hate? When people think they can just order me around because they're dead. You’re dead! I’m alive, therefore I make the rules."
"Hello, I'm the ghost. What's your problem, now?"
"Come on, it's not a big deal if I borrowed some supernatural powers. Who wouldn't want to be supernatural?"
"Just because you have a soul doesn’t mean you have good manners."
"You know you've got a ghost problem when the box stores start offering ghost hunting packages."
"I love demons. I love them more than non-demons, mostly because they have great taste in music."
"What’s the worst that could happen? I die and come back as a ghost... again!"
"In this line of work, it's either laugh or cry. Guess which one I’m doing right now?"
"Spirits don’t scare me. It's humans who think they're ghosts that do."
"You ever get the feeling that you’re being watched? No? It’s probably just a ghost staring at you because it’s bored."
"I have a supernatural job that should come with a therapist."
"Why do ghosts always look so sad? Maybe because they need a hug. Or a good existential crisis."
"Monsters are just misunderstood creatures. Like scorpions that only sting when provoked. Or vampires that bite when you're out and about."
"No one ever says, 'I want to grow up to be a ghost.' Think about that."
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"I thought my life was complicated before I started hunting ghosts. Now, I Can’t keep track of who’s haunting who."
"Like they say, if you can't scare them, confuse them. Works every time with witches."
"A good ghost is a bad ghost that has chosen the wrong victim."
"The real question isn’t whether ghosts exist, but rather if they find me as annoying as I find them."
"Why do skeletons always seem so calm? Because nothing gets under their skin!"
"I told you I was freaky, right? I'm, like, everything that's wrong with the world."
"I mean, I can react to something evil, but if something’s just weird, I just swing by it and say hello."
"In the end, we all just have to deal with our own issues. And our issues are all kind of supernatural."
"It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the landing. Unless you get caught in some supernatural limbo."
"I just want to be somebody. And everything comes with those footprints; it’s just that my footprints might vanish into a shadow of the past."
"Death is nature's way of telling you to slow down. Unless, of course, it’s one of those supernatural deaths where you come back as a ghost."
"Without a sense of humor, we might as well be vampires, lurking in the dark."
"I have a special powers of communication… my zombies have their own language and it is called sarcasm."
"Paranormal activity: it’s like real estate. It’s all about location, location, location… and maybe a levy with stakes."
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"Why do we fear ghosts? Because they have gone through a lot worse than we have and they still manage to smile."
"I prefer my fictional ghosts to be amusing, not terrifying. Otherwise, I might just join them."
"Supernatural occurrences are simply nature’s jokes on us, though we rarely laugh."
"I’d say ghosts are probably just as confused as we are about their condition."
"We all have our own demons to deal with—some are just more supernatural than others."
"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious. Which is basically a form of supernatural belief."
"Funny enough, a good laugh is the only supernatural defense against a bad spirit."
"In a world full of ghosts, it’s good to wear a smile. They scare more easily."
"Believe me, I've met my share of strange creatures—month end late reports, clients from hell, and ghosts of past mistakes."
"If there are ghosts lingering about, it’s probably because they still have enough humor to make light of their situation."
"I'd climb out of my own grave to go see that!"
"Is it weird that I'm talking to a ghost? Yes. But then again, I've seen much weirder stuff."
"From my point of view, the supernatural isn't so much about the unknown but more a comic twist on our daily lives."
"We get so caught up in what scares us we forget that laughter can haunt any soul."
"Ghosts may not be real, but you can't deny the supernatural power of a good joke."
"Life is too short for boring ghosts; let them be witty while scaring the bejesus out of you!"
"There's nothing like a ghost story that ends with a punchline to lift the spirits!"
"I don't believe in ghosts. But I do believe in the power of fear to drive clever people mad."
"I was going to do an impression of a ghost, but I decided not to come back as one."
"There are things that go bump in the night, and we are the things that bump back."
"The only thing I can predict about the future is that it's not going to be like the past."
"My ghost in my house is like a roommate who refuses to pay rent."
"I heard a rumor my house is haunted. I don’t know whether to be scared or just confused."
"I think my ghost is trying to kill me. I just can't figure out how to scare it back."
"If you think you have a ghost haunting your house, just remember that it may be there for the Wi-Fi."
"When there's something strange in your neighborhood, who ya gonna call? Ghostbusters! And then you ask them to leave!"
"I’m not saying that I believe in ghosts, but I do have a poltergeist who has excellent taste in music."
"Some ghosts aren't scary; they’re just living their best afterlife."
"I tried to talk to my ghost, but all it would do is ignore me. Typical."
"A ghost walks into a bar... and says, 'I'm just here for the boos.'"
"If ghosts can feel, I'd like to think they'd find our attempts at ghost-hunting pretty amusing."
"Why was the ghost such a bad liar? Because you could see right through him!"
"You can't be a ghost if you're not good at haunting. You need practice, darling!"
"Being dead is really easy; literally, all you do is hang around."
"Whenever I hear a ghost story, I always wonder... did they really get the afterlife right?"
"Ghosts are like ex-boyfriends; no matter how long you ignore them, they keep popping back into your life!"
"Even ghosts need to lighten up; life after death should be fun!"
"I thought I was alone until I saw a ghost in the bathroom mirror. I told him 'You got the wrong house!'"
"You can’t scare a ghost; they’ve seen it all and are just here for the show."
"A ghost isn’t just a problem; it’s a personality with unresolved issues."
"The most haunting thing is not the ghost itself but the things we leave behind in life."
"Ghosts don’t haunt, they visit – which makes them worse than annoying relatives."
"I thought I was going to die at a young age, but I have since learned that I will not die at all. I am a ghost!"
"Spirits are really just a lot of hot air, if you ask me."
"Ghosts are just like us, only a little less transparent."
"If you can’t beat ‘em, haunt ‘em."
"There’s a fine line between a superpower and a supernatural power. My superpower is sarcasm."
"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight; it’s the size of the fight in the dog...and if it’s a ghosted dog, it’s a whole different thing."
"What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A hoblin!"
"When you think about it, werewolves are just dogs having an off day."
"I don’t believe in ghosts, but I do believe in the power of the ‘boo.’"
"I’m afraid of ghosts, so I will never be a ghostbuster – I call them ‘spirit re-adapters.’"
"Paranormal activity: cleaning the house in the dark and pretending to be someone else."
"If you see a ghost, just remember it’s more scared of you than you are of it."
"Do we want to know if the inexplicable is truly supernatural? Probably not, but how else will we get our scares?"
"The best part of being a ghost is that you can scare people without the legal ramifications."
"I’d never ghost you; I’d haunt you instead."
"Ghosts are just the things we can't let go of, with a humorous twist."
"A ghost with a sense of humor is a ghost that will always have company."
"Why don’t ghosts like rain? Because it dampens their spirits."
"The ghosts of our pasts are always around—give them a surprisingly funny twist."
"You know you’re having a bad day when even the ghosts are avoiding you."
"Ghosts are just misunderstood creatures; they just need a little humor in their lives."
"Every ghost was once a person who just wanted to have fun, but they took the whole 'life' thing too seriously."
"Even ghosts have to get out and party every now and then; they just do it in a different realm."
"Most ghosts just want a bit of fun; they don’t want to haunt—let’s call it ‘chill-ting.’"
"I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious."
"I don’t believe in ghosts, but I do believe in the ghost of optimism!"
"I think I’m a ghost. My life is one big unresolved afterlife situation."
"Ghosts are not real. I just have a really good imagination. And sometimes, a glass of wine."
"I see dead people... and they are not paying rent."
"Sometimes I look at people and think, 'Really? You’re the ghost?' "
"If ghosts can do it all, why don't they help with the laundry?"
"I am haunted by the ghost of my own bad decisions."
"It's hard to be a ghost when you're uniquely human."
"If you think about it, we're all just ghosts waiting for someone to let us in."
"Even ghosts need an escape plan!"
"Ghosting is just a modern way of saying 'I have commitment issues.'"
"I prefer to be called a spiritual consultant. Ghost is just so... final."
"Every ghost story has a bit of truth... or at least a good punchline."
"I got lost while ghost hunting. Pretty sure I ended up in the Cookie Jar."
"If you think a ghost in a sheet is scary, try one in a business suit!"
"Who knew afterlife would be so complicated? Just look at all the bad reviews."
"The only thing scarier than ghosts are unpaid bills from the afterlife."
"Having a ghost around is like having a roommate who's always invisible."
"Being haunted is like being in a bad relationship. You want them to go away, but they keep coming back."
"Ghosts might have unfinished business, but I have unfinished Netflix shows!"
"Never underestimate the power of a ghost who knows how to pay their own rent."
"Ghosts really need to pick better hiding spots... or at least some better fashion choices."
"If haunting isn’t fun, I don’t want a part of it!"
"Ghosts – they just want to be seen or in some cases, ignored."
"The only thing scarier than your ghost is your last Tinder date."
"You know you're ghosted when you've talked to more phantoms than living people."
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