123 result(s) for Funny Doormat Quotes.
"The dog made me do it."
"Wipe your paws."
"We’re really just a bunch of ‘pawsitive’ people!"
"Go away, I’m introverting."
"You better have tacos."
"Doormats are for wiping – not for your feet!"
"You’re on the wrong side of the door."
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"If you forgot to wipe your feet, goodbye!"
"Beware of the dog. He’s a master of bad jokes!"
"Welcome! Don’t let the cat out."
"We’re out of coffee. Just saying."
"Caution: Dog with a very bad sense of humor."
"Senorita, we’re looking for an adventure!"
"Welcome to the party. Don’t mind the mess!"
"Knock, knock! (Who's there?) Welcome!"
"This is the best door you’ll ever enter – I promise!"
"No soliciting. We’re too busy ignoring you!"
"Welcome! Now go away!"
"Slackers leave shoes by the door."
"More wine, please!"
"We’re all mad here. Come join us!"
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"If you can read this, bring snacks."
"Welcome-ish. Depends on who you are."
"The neighbors have better stuff."
"Welcome! Please leave by 9."
"This house is protected by a pit bull. If you can read this, you’re in range."
"You are my favorite guest... so far."
"If you can read this, wipe your feet!"
"Everyone is welcome, but no one is staying."
"We don’t mind you visiting, but please don’t outstay your welcome!"
"Welcome! Please have a seat on the couch... it’s still warm from last time."
"Welcome to our home. Hope you like dogs."
"Knock, knock. Who’s there? Not you if you forgot snacks!"
"House rules: Be nice, share snacks, and have fun!"
"Go away! Just kidding, come in!"
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"Our family is just like a bunch of superheroes without capes."
"Welcome to the chaos. Bring snacks!"
"This is our happy place... usually."
"We’ve been expecting you. Just kidding! We’re never ready."
"Welcome. Your shoes don’t match our decor, please take them off."
"Welcome! You’ll leave with a full belly and a happy heart… or a hangover."
"DIY doormat: Directions say just lie down!"
"Welcome! I hope you brought ice cream."
"Good friends, good food, good times! (And maybe some wine.)"
"Please don’t knock. Just let yourself in. I’ve been waiting."
"Hope you brought wine."
"Please hide packages from husband."
"Welcome! Please don’t ring the doorbell, they’ll bark."
"Come back with tacos."
"May your coffee be strong and your Mondays be short."
"Welcome to our ool. Notice there is no ‘P’ in it."
"Nothing says home like a doormat that says ‘Wipe Your Paws’."
"If you're going to be sassy, you better be sweet."
"Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself."
"This is us: Caffeine & Chaos."
"Life is too short to be serious."
"We don't know how to behave. Welcome!"
"Welcome! You can stay for dinner. But you will have to bring dessert."
"Welcome to the ultimate ‘hangout’ spot."
"You had me at ‘hello’... now can you take off your shoes?"
"You're going to need snacks!"
"Welcome to the jungle, we’ve got fun and games."
"There’s no place like home. And a doormat to wipe your feet on."
"Do not disturb: I'm already disturbed enough!"
"If you forgot to pick up a gift, just knock. I’ll get the hint."
"You better have snacks."
"The dog welcomes you. The cat will decide if you can stay."
"Welcome! The occupants are fully armed."
"Our house is always open (but our refrigerator is another story)."
"You’ve got a friend in me. (But do wipe your feet!)."
"Welcome! You had me at hello and stayed for snacks."
"Please leave your genitals at the door."
"Where there’s a will, there’s a way – out!"
"Welcome! Please leave your worries at the door and your shoes at the doormat."
"Home is where you hang your hat… and your coat… and your keys… and your dog’s leash."
"Hope you brought your sense of humor. It’s essential here!"
"If you forgot your shoes, at least wipe your feet!"
"The only thing we want here is your warm shoes and lively laughter!"
"Life is better in slippers. Please wipe your feet!"
"Shoes off or I’m calling the cops!"
"Please excuse the mess; we live here."
"Leave your shoes at the door and your drama outside!"
"Hello! We’ve been expecting you… just kidding, we are still in our pajamas!"
"A clean house is a sign of a broken computer."
"Welcome to our home, where every day is a rainy day and shoes are banned!"
"What happens at the doormat, stays at the doormat."
"I hope you knock louder than our dog barks!"
"You are now entering a no-stress zone. Feet included!"
"Welcome! Please wipe your feet and your worries!"
"Please remove your shoes and any dramatic exits."
"Kick off your shoes and stay awhile!"
"Our home is where the story begins... with goofy shoes off!"
"You’ve arrived at the happiest place on Earth… our living room!"
"Welcome! We like to party, but leave your shoes at the door!"
"This is the place for hugs, laughter, and barefoot shenanigans."
"Welcome to my doormat: The soft landing for all who arrive."
"Feet are welcome here. Shoes? Not so much!"
"Thank you for not bringing a layer of dirt into our happy home!"
"Go away! We're fed up with your nonsense!"
"Welcome, but not for too long!"
"Wipe your paws!"
"Hope you brought wine!"
"Life's a mess, but this is a clean entrance."
"Please leave your complaints at the door."
"You can't always have what you want. But you can have a doormat!"
"Welcome to our home. Now go away!"
"This is our happy place, not your drama zone."
"If you can read this, bring me coffee!"
"There's no place like home. Please don't mess it up!"
"Knock Knock! Who’s there? Not welcome if you’re boring!"
"Welcome! Now, take off your shoes."
"We’ve been expecting you. Just kidding, leave your shoes outside!"
"Open door, but not a gate to my kitchen!"
"No soliciting, but feel free to bring snacks!"
"Beware of the dog. He does not like you either!"
"This is where the fun begins... right after you leave!"
"Welcome! We hope you brought pizza!"
"Please, no whining. My house is already full!"
"Come in. If you dare!"
"This door is always open, even when it’s closed!"
"Nice shoes! Mind if I borrow them?"
"This is where my house ends and your drama starts!"
"Don't let the cat out!"
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