109 result(s) for Funny Mother’s Day Quotes.
"My mom has a strange way of keeping me on my toes. It's either that or she just makes me run in circles."
"I told my mom I wasn’t feeling well, and she responded, ‘Well, you can’t be sick. You didn’t look sick yesterday.’"
"If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mother told you to in the beginning."
"There is no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
"A mother’s arms are made of tenderness, and children sleep soundly in them."
"I love you, Mom. Even if I don’t show it, just remember, I still have a lot of your qualities…mostly the sarcasm."
"There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
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"My mother always said: If you’re not going to be a good influence, then you’d better be a good lesson."
"Motherhood is the exquisite inconvenience of being another person's everything."
"A mom's hug lasts long after she lets go."
"Moms are like buttons, they hold everything together."
"When your mother asks, 'Do you want me to be an understanding mom or a strict mom?' Just say, 'Surprise me.'"
"Mom: The woman who can find everything except her glasses."
"A mom's greatest treasure is her children, and their greatest treasure is her sense of humor."
"To the world, you are a mother, but to your family, you are the world - and the biggest comedian!"
"You can’t scare me; I have kids."
"There’s no such thing as a “hot mom” unless you’re also a “crazy mom” who runs after children in sweatpants with hair rollers."
"If mothers were the ones to go to war, there wouldn’t be any wars."
"Why did I want kids? So I could show my mom she didn't have to do it all."
"No one will ever be as entertained by us as us."
"I love my mom so much, it’s almost embarrassing."
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"Happy Mother’s Day! I hope your day is filled with as much joy as you give to all of us, every single day!"
"Mom, I forgive you for pushing me out of your body. Now can you get off my back?"
"The phrase ‘working mother’ is redundant."
"A mother's arms are made of tenderness, and children sleep soundly in them."
"If evolution really works, how come Mothers only have two hands?"
"My mother said to me, 'If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning!'"
"I love my mom even though she’s not on social media."
"When you look good, you feel good. When you feel good, you do good. When you do good, you feel good about yourself. Thank you, mom, for always knowing how to bring out the best in me."
"If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way mom told you in the beginning."
"Life doesn’t come with a manual; it comes with a mother."
"Dear Mom, I get it now. You were always right!"
"Mom, you may not know everything, but you know a lot more than Google."
"Mothers are like glue. Even when you can’t see them, they’re still holding the family together."
"There is no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one."
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"Mom, I love you more than chocolate!"
"You know you’re a mom when you find yourself checking for monsters under the bed, and you’re not even scared."
"I love you, Mom. Even though I have to put up with your bad jokes."
"To the world, you are a mother, but to your family, you are the world—and the best comedian!"
"Being a mom is learning about strengths you didn't know you had and dealing with fears you didn't know existed—and laughing at all of it!"
"My mother was my greatest teacher, a teacher of compassion, love, and fearlessness. If love is sweet as a flower, then my mother is that sweet flower of love."
"All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother. But that doesn’t mean I’m not blaming her for my bad jokes!"
"Motherhood: All love begins and ends there. And the amount of dirty dishes!"
"There's no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one—and a million ways to be funny about it!"
"If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your mother told you to in the beginning."
"Mom, I will never understand how you did it all, but I will always appreciate your humor while you did!"
"To all the moms who have shared their wisdom and humor with me: thank you, you make it look easy... well, sort of."
"As a mom, you’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll experience every emotion possible. And then you’ll eat cake!"
"There’s no way to be a perfect mother but a million ways to be a funny one!"
"Moms are like buttons—they hold everything together and make even the worst situations a little funnier."
"A mother is not a person to lean on, but a person to make leaning unnecessary—unless she’s about to burst out laughing!"
"Life doesn't come with a manual; it comes with a mother who tells you funny stories to lighten the mood!"
"Mom, you are the glue that holds everything together...and I’m fully blaming you for my bad puns!"
"Mothers hold their children's hands for a short while, but their hearts forever—and hopefully, their laughter!"
"A mother's love is like no other. It has constant lessons, lots of laughter, and an endless supply of snacks!"
"Happy Mother's Day! Remember, it’s perfectly okay to cancel your plans and do nothing since you’re infected with mom-itis!"
"Sometimes the best way to be a mother is to simply stay out of the way and let the laughter flow."
"My mom taught me all about the importance of equality: equal amounts of laughter and love for everyone!"
"Nothing is as sweet as the smell of a mother’s cooking—and the sight of her trying to make sense out of chaos!"
"To the women who brought us into this world: we thank you for your patience and your jokes that keep us going!"
"I always thought that becoming a mother would be easy, but it turns out I was just going to spend an entire year trying to keep my baby from eating the remote control."
"Mom, I love you even though you’re completely nuts."
"Mama said there'd be days like this… They just forgot to mention that there would be so many."
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare."
"There’s no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
"If at first you don’t succeed, try doing it the way Mom told you to in the beginning."
"Having a 3-year-old is like having a blender that you don’t have the top for."
"My mother was my role model before I even knew what that word was."
"Mom, I get my sense of humor from you. I’m so sorry."
"I want to be the kind of mom that my kids would pull the fire alarm for."
"Motherhood: Powered by love. Fueled by coffee. Sustained by wine."
"When your mother asks, 'Do you want a snack?' she really means 'Do you want to eat something that may or may not be healthy for you?'"
"Behind every great kid is a mom who’s pretty sure she’s screwing it up."
"If moms had a motto, it would be: 'This too shall pass.' Especially the part of life where your toddler calls you 'Mommy' all the time."
"Of all the rights of women, the greatest is to be a mother."
"Being a mom is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed."
"Mothers can look through a child’s eyes and see things they never dreamed of."
"I love my mom, even when she asks me to fix things around the house."
"There is such a special sweetness in being able to participate in creation."
"A mother’s arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them."
"Mom: The only person who knows how to fix everything with a hug and a chocolate chip cookie."
"There’s no reason to be a grown-up if you can be a kid at heart, especially when you’re a mom!"
"If you think my hands are full, you should see my heart."
"My mother used to say, 'The older you get, the better you get, unless you're a banana.'"
"Mom: A title just above queen."
"If at first you don't succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you to in the beginning."
"Being a mom is learning about strengths you didn't know you had and dealing with fears you didn't know existed."
"To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power."
"Motherhood: All love begins and ends there."
"There's no way to be a perfect mother, and a million ways to be a good one."
"I told my mom I was going to be famous one day. She said, 'That’s nice, but first you need to clean your room.'"
"I love moms. I think moms are the best. They’re the backbone of every family. But you can’t mess their hair up during a windy day."
"A mother is she who can take the place of all others but whose place no one else can take."
"Mom, there are times when I don’t know if I like you. Those times are when you won’t let me eat ice cream for breakfast and wear pajamas all day."
"A mother is like a cookie; she can be sweet or salty, but either way, she’s fattening!"
"All that I am, or hope to be, I owe to my angel mother."
"There's a reason some people think they can achieve anything. They listened to their mothers."
"Moms are like buttons—they hold everything together."
"I got it from my mama!"
"Being a mother is not about what you gave up to have a child, but what you’ve gained from having one."
"I’m a mom. What’s your superpower?"
"Motherhood is the greatest thing and the hardest thing."
"A mother understands what a child does not say."
"Nobody knows you as well as your mom. Nobody loves you like your mom. And nobody annoys you like your mom."
"Mom, you deserve a medal... but first, please forgive me for that time I threw my peas at the wall."
"Moms work on a scale of 1 to 10. When they want you to do something, that’s a 10. When they want you to stop doing something, that’s a 1."
"Good mothers have sticky floors, messy kitchens, laundry piles, and happy kids."
"The best advice I ever got from my mom was to be crazy, be fearless, and throw caution to the wind!"
"Your greatest contribution to the world may not be something you do, but someone you raise."
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