119 result(s) for Shot Glass Quotes.
"Cheers to those who inspire us and don’t even know it."
"The best things in life are the people we love, the places we've been, and the memories we've made along the way."
"Good friends, good food, good times."
"Drink more water. Just kidding, drink more whiskey."
"What happens at the bar stays at the bar."
"Sip happens, it's okay to spill."
"Happiness is a shot of tequila and a belly laugh."
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"Cheers to the nights that turned into mornings and the friends that turned into family."
"Drink like nobody's watching."
"Take life with a grain of salt, a slice of lime, and a shot of tequila."
"Tomorrow is the most important thing in life. Comes into us at midnight very clean. It's perfect when it arrives and it puts itself in our hands. It hopes we've learned something from yesterday."
"I’ll have a martini, dry, with a twist. Let’s not make it two."
"Drinking is a way of becoming one with your inner chaos."
"A friend in the bar is worth two in the kitchen."
"There’s a fine line between a numerator and a denominator. Only a fraction of people will understand it."
"Here’s to alcohol, the cause of, and solution to, all of life’s problems."
"The only thing better than one shot is another shot."
"Drink responsibly... you might need that liver tomorrow."
"To beer, or not to beer: That is a very stupid question."
"Work hard, party harder."
"I drink to forget, but I never forget to drink."
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"Here’s to the nights we won't remember with the friends we'll never forget."
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
"Keep your friends close, your enemies closer, and tequila in the shot glass."
"Take life with a grain of salt. A slice of lime, and a shot of tequila."
"I only drink on two occasions: when it’s my birthday and when it’s not."
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
"What goes down in tequila is bound to come up in regret."
"Alcohol: because no great story ever started with someone eating a salad."
"I’ve tried to be a good kid. I’ve done my time, I’ve paid my dues, I played my cards right."
"Drinking is just a way of defying death."
"The best beer is the one we drink together."
"It's not about the size of the shot glass; it’s about the size of the memories we create."
"A balanced diet is a glass of wine in each hand."
"When life hands you lemons, grab the tequila and salt."
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"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a shot, and that’s kind of the same thing."
"A day without laughter is a day wasted. A day without a shot is a day incomplete."
"Life is too short to drink bad tequila."
"Friends don't let friends drink alone."
"I wish I could be as thin as my wine glass."
"Life is brewtiful when shared with friends."
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!"
"The only shots I don't mind missing are the ones that come from the gym."
"Every empty bottle is filled with stories and laughter."
"A little party never killed nobody, but a lot of shots might!"
"What goes down must come up."
"A little party never killed nobody."
"Cheers to the nights we won't remember with the friends we'll never forget."
"In wine, there is truth."
"I drink to forget, but I always remember."
"Good friends bring happiness, great friends bring tequila."
"It’s not the years in your life that count, it's the life in your years - especially when you’re having a shot!"
"To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"Keep calm and drink tequila."
"He who drinks alone, drinks with the devil."
"Every beer is a step to my next shot."
"Cheers to us, for being a little more than just friends, but a lot less than family."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy a shot, and that's kind of the same thing."
"Drink like there's no tomorrow."
"A shot a day keeps the doctor away... or maybe a whole bottle!"
"Good friends and good whiskey are the best recipe for a fun night."
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up - preferably with a shot."
"Wine not?"
"Drink responsibly... but if you don't, I'm here for you."
"It's a beautiful day; I think I'll take a shot."
"You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy shots, and they are kind of the same thing."
"The only time I drink is when I’m happy; when I’m sad; when I’m alone; when I’m with somebody; and sometimes when I’m not at all."
"Let the good times roll!"
"Drink up, because life is too short to wait for the right moments."
"Here's to tonight, because tomorrow we may not remember it."
"Drink like a pirate, party like a rock star!"
"Sip happens. It's alright!"
"Time to drink champagne and dance on the tables!"
"Cheers to the friends who get us through it all!"
"What goes down, must come up!"
"The best way to remember your wife’s birthday is to forget it once."
"In wine there is truth, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria."
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
"A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men."
"I drink to make other people interesting."
"When life hands you lemons, grab the tequila and salt!"
"Cheers! May your glass be ever full, may the roof over your head be always strong, and may you be in heaven a half an hour before the devil knows you're dead."
"I like my wine like I like my women: ready to be poured!"
"Tonight’s forecast: 100% chance of wine!"
"It’s not the size of the dog in the fight, it’s the size of the fight in the dog."
"Life is a party! Dress like it."
"Drink responsibly...or not. It’s your choice!"
"The only thing better than a glass of wine is a second glass of wine."
"We don't stop playing because we grow old; we grow old because we stop playing."
"The liver is evil and must be punished."
"Life is too short to wait."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience — this is the ideal life."
"Cheers to the nights we won't remember with the friends we'll never forget!"
"In wine, there is wisdom. In beer, there is freedom. In water, there is bacteria."
"Here's to alcohol: the cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems."
"Cheers to a new year and another chance for us to get it right."
"I drink to remember. I drink to forget."
"One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor."
"To our wives and girlfriends. May they never meet!"
"I only drink to make other people interesting."
"Age and glasses of wine should never be counted."
"Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy."
"There is no bad whiskey. There are only some whiskeys that aren't as good as others."
"Life is too short to drink bad wine."
"Let’s have a toast to the road ahead and all the promises it holds."
"Drink because you are happy, but never because you are miserable."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"Drinking rum before noon makes you a pirate, not an alcoholic."
"A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory."
"Cheers to the friends we love and the drinks that we share!"
"If you can't laugh at yourself, I'll be happy to do it for you."
"There's a fine line between drinking just enough and drinking too much."
"The more you drink, the better you feel. Unless you’re the driver."
"Drink a little drink, smoke a little smoke."
"When in doubt, drink it out."
"Drink it in, it always goes down smooth."
"A glass of wine a day keeps the doctor away."
"To beer, the cause of and solution to all of life’s problems."
"A good friend will always be there for you. A good bottle of wine will always be there for you too."
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