122 result(s) for Funny Quotes On Aprons.
"My cooking is fabulous even the smoke alarm cheers me on."
"I’ve never met a chocolate I didn’t like."
"I’m on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."
"Baking is like making a baby. Once you get pregnant, it doesn’t matter what anyone else thinks."
"First, we eat. Then, we do everything else."
"I don't need a cookbook. I have a refrigerator."
"Cooking Rule: If at first you don't succeed, order pizza."
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"That’s the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers."
"I'm not a chef, I'm a kitchen magician."
"Cooking is all about people. Food is maybe the only universal thing that really has the power to bring everyone together."
"Never trust a skinny chef."
"You can't make everybody happy. You're not pizza."
"A balanced diet is having a cupcake in each hand."
"Cooking is the art of adjustment."
"Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness."
"The secret of a good chef is that he is always at least half in the wine."
"When in doubt, use butter."
"I just want to be in my kitchen and not in the kitchen with reality."
"Homemade cookies are great, but only if you don’t burn them."
"Eat my cake and smile!"
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy pizza, and that's kind of the same thing."
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"What’s cooking? Good looking!"
"Chop it like it’s hot!"
"An apron is like a hug, but with pockets!"
"I like my aprons with pockets, just like I like my jeans."
"The worst apron is the one without a pocket."
"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. And an apron helps!"
"Behind every successful woman is a lot of chocolate… and an apron."
"If you can’t stand the heat, get out of the kitchen. If you can, throw on an apron!"
"Aprons are just like big pockets for your hope and determination."
"My favorite outfit is an apron and a smile."
"I'm a lucky girl, because I get to wear an apron every day!"
"The best meals are made in aprons with love."
"When life gives you lemons, grab your apron and make lemonade!"
"If cooking is an art, then wearing an apron is the artist's smock."
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"Happiness is wearing an apron while cooking a meal for someone you love."
"I wear my apron like a superhero wears his cape."
"My apron is my confidence booster."
"A messy kitchen is the sign of a happy home, especially with a trusty apron."
"Cooking is the ultimate gift for a chef, and the apron is the wrapping."
"An apron is just a bib for adults who like to cook."
"I don't need therapy; I just need to wear my apron and bake."
"Aprons: because you never know when your kitchen will become a food battleground."
"May your apron always be clean, and your kitchen always have chocolate."
"You know you're a real cook when your apron has more stains than your kitchen floor."
"A good cook knows that an apron is just as important as a good recipe."
"Cooking with love is wearing an apron and stirring with joy."
"Behind every great chef is an equally great apron."
"Wear your apron with pride, because you are about to create magic!"
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen."
"The only thing I like better than talking about food is eating."
"I just want to cook something that doesn't suck, and then maybe I can get my apron dirty."
"I told my wife I was going to make her dinner. I was going to wear an apron. Then I realized I don’t own an apron."
"Baking is like washing – the result is just a nice, clean state."
"You can't make everyone happy. You are not pizza."
"Good cooks are a dime a dozen. What I have is a rare talent for making things taste just okay."
"My cooking is fabulous, even the smoke alarms cheer me on."
"I never met a calorie I didn't like."
"Cooking rule: If you’re not supposed to eat it, you can’t use it to cook."
"An apron is like my superhero cape, but for the kitchen."
"I like my aprons like I like my coffee: strong and full of potential."
"Behind every great cook is a better apron."
"Real men wear aprons."
"Cooking is the ultimate giving – here’s an apron that says you love me."
"I’m not a chef; I’m a food artist. Apron on, apron off, it’s all a canvas."
"Cooking is like a relationship; requires passion, dedication, and sometimes a spatula."
"Keep calm and wear an apron."
"This apron is my best friend. It always catches my spills."
"I'm at the age where my back goes out more than I do, but my apron always keeps me covered."
"An apron is the best accessory for someone who has a messy life."
"You can't buy happiness, but you can buy an apron, and that's kind of the same thing."
"An apron is a garment worn by a cook to keep a cook from becoming a meal."
"I love cooking with wine. Sometimes I even put it in the food."
"I never met a calorie I didn’t like."
"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all."
"The secret ingredient is always cheese."
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen!"
"You can't make everyone happy. You're not pizza."
"A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness."
"A balanced diet is a cookie in each hand."
"Eat cake. It's somebody's birthday somewhere!"
"I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge."
"Cooking is just like chemistry, but it's more fun when you blow something up because you forgot the baking soda."
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and I eat it."
"First we eat, then we do everything else."
"There is no such thing as a perfect cook, only a perfect apron."
"I only have a kitchen because it came with the house."
"If you're afraid of butter, use cream."
"In the kitchen, I’m a master of disaster."
"Cooking is like trying to solve a math problem, but the ingredients are always changing."
"I cook with passion, and occasionally with fire."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch… I call it lunch."
"A messy kitchen is a sign of happiness."
"I’m just here for the food!"
"May your apron always be stained, and your heart always be full."
"Life is too short to eat bad food."
"An apron is the one thing that always makes me feel like a real chef, even if I'm just using it to catch the crumbs of my cooking disaster."
"Cooking is like love. It should be entered into with abandon or not at all. And with a really cute apron!"
"My apron is a superhero cape. When I put it on, I become a kitchen ninja."
"Never underestimate the power of a woman in an apron."
"Behind every great meal is a really bad recipe and a worried person in an apron."
"This apron is for 'spilling' ... not 'cooking'."
"I cook with wine, sometimes I even add it to the food."
"The only thing I love more than cooking is wearing this ridiculously cute apron."
"If you can't stand the heat, get out of the kitchen... unless you’re wearing an apron."
"I have an apron that says, ‘I’m not a chef, I’m a culinary artist.’ I cook with a paintbrush!"
"Aprons are the ultimate cooking accessory. Wear one, and you can turn a microwave meal into a gourmet feast!"
"The best part about this kitchen? The apron covers up all my cooking mistakes."
"I make aprons look good!"
"Cooking is my therapy, and my apron is my therapist!"
"Good food and an apron are all you need to impress people (or at least distract them from your burnt offerings)."
"Wearing an apron is like having a safety blanket that allows me to get messy."
"Who needs a superhero when you have an apron and a spatula?"
"An apron is like a badge of honor, showing you survived the kitchen!"
"If you think cooking is hard, try doing it without an apron. Talk about a mess!"
"My favorite exercise? Running around the kitchen in my apron!"
"When in doubt, just add more cheese and wear an apron."
"There’s a fine line between a good cook and a messy chef, and that line is an apron."
"Life is too short to wear a boring apron."
"An apron is my happy place – where all the magic (and mess) happens!"
"Cooking without an apron is like going to a party without a gift. You’re just setting yourself up for failure!"
"The most important ingredient in any recipe is an apron that fits!"
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