107 result(s) for Funny Quotes About Friends.
"A true friend is one who thinks you are a good egg even if you are half-cracked."
"It’s not that we spend five days a week together. It’s that we will be friends no matter what happens."
"Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there."
"We’ll be the old ladies in the nursing home, telling stories about our stupid adventures."
"You don’t need a silver fork to eat good food."
"I would take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But like, in the leg or something."
"Friends are just family you choose."
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"Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more insulting."
"Sometimes being with your best friend is all the therapy you need."
"A friend is someone who makes it easy to believe in yourself."
"You can’t make old friends."
"Friendship is the only cement that will ever hold the world together."
"A true friend will always leave paw prints on your heart."
"We go together like coffee and donuts."
"Laughing with your friends is the best kind of therapy."
"If you’re going to be a mess, be a hot mess with your best friend!"
"Friends are therapy without a prescription."
"Friends are like stars; you don't always see them, but you know they're always there."
"A good friend will always stab you in the front."
"If we were on a sinking ship, and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much."
"There are better things ahead than any we leave behind."
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"I don’t know what’s tighter: our jeans or our friendship."
"Friends come and go like the waves of the ocean, but only true friends stick like an octopus on your face."
"You’re the friend I would share my last slice of pizza with."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another: 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"
"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps!"
"The greatest gift of life is friendship, and I have received it."
"I value my friends, but I treat them like my enemies."
"Friends are the siblings we choose for ourselves."
"So, what's it like to be 29? Well, it’s like being 28, but with a way better wardrobe."
"Friendship is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably crap."
"You can’t be sad when you’re holding a cupcake."
"I would take a bullet for you. Not in the head, like, in the leg or something."
"There's nothing better than a friend unless it's a friend with chocolate."
"It’s not that we spend five days a week together, now we don’t see each other at all."
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"Life was meant for good friends and great adventures."
"You’re my favorite notification."
"Real friends are those who, when you make a fool of yourself, don't feel that you've done a permanent job."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you."
"Friends buy you food. Best friends eat your food."
"I’d take a bullet for you. Not in the head. But in the leg. Sort of a limp you might have for a while."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one.'"
"We’ll be friends forever because you already know too much."
"You don’t have to be crazy to be my friend. But it helps."
"If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest… I would miss you so much."
"Real friends don’t get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
"Best friends are the siblings we choose for ourselves."
"If you have friends who are more than friends, you’ve got actual family. Train them well."
"Friendship is like a fart. It always seems funny until it’s your turn!"
"There’s nothing better than a friend unless it’s a friend with chocolate."
"The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
"I get by with a little help from my friends."
"Friends come and go, like the waves of the ocean, but true ones stay, like an octopus on your face."
"Everyone needs a friend that’s a bit of a mess. It makes you feel good about yourself."
"We’ll always be friends because you know too much."
"Life is better with true friends. Just don’t tell your other friends."
"A friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body."
"I would walk through fire for my best friend. Well, not fire, that would be dangerous. But a super humid room. Well, maybe not humid. Because, you know... my hair."
"Having a best friend is like having a sister and a therapist in one."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warm feeling inside."
"We’ll always be best friends because you know too much."
"Friends don’t let friends do silly things alone."
"Good friends are like stars. You don’t always see them, but you know they’re always there – especially when you need a good laugh!"
"If we weren’t crazy, we would go insane."
"Find a group of people who challenge and inspire you; spend a lot of time with them, and it will change your life."
"A friend is someone who knows all about you and still loves you, but they also probably have a lot of dirt on you."
"Real friends are those who, when you’ve made a fool of yourself, don’t feel that you’ve done a permanent job."
"There's no better friend than a person who gives you the laughter you didn't know you needed."
"I don't know what I would do without you, but I suspect I'd be a lot happier."
"A friend is someone who will always be there for you and laugh at your terrible jokes."
"Friends are like condoms; they protect you when things get tough."
"Some of my friends are like the stars – you don’t always see them, but you know they’re always in your heart… and also on your social media."
"You know you’re friends when you take a long time to say goodbye."
"Friends make you laugh; best friends make you laugh until you pee your pants."
"I don't always have time for my friends, but I make sure I have time for pizza… and that makes us even."
"Friendship is like peeing your pants. Everyone can see it, but only you can feel the warmth."
"True friendship is when you walk into their house and your WiFi connects automatically."
"Having a best friend is like having a sister who steals your food."
"A good friend will help you move. But best friend will help you move a body."
"You know that when I hate you, it is because I love you to a point of passion that unhinges my soul."
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. Good thing I have friends to help me figure it out!"
"A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked."
"Friends are like condoms. They protect you when things get hard."
"We’ll be the old ladies causing trouble in the nursing home."
"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."
"A best friend is like a four-leaf clover: hard to find and lucky to have."
"It's not that we spend five days a week together. It's that when we’re together, we actually feel like one."
"Friendship is born at that moment when one person says to another, 'What! You too? I thought I was the only one!'"
"True friends stab you in the front."
"You don't have to be crazy to be my friend, but it certainly helps!"
"If you have crazy friends, you have everything."
"Real friends don't get offended when you insult them. They smile and call you something even more offensive."
"A friend knows the song in my heart and sings it to me when I have forgotten the words."
"Friends are the family we choose for ourselves."
"We all need a friend that knows how to bail us out of jail – that’s the one I’m keeping."
"Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to hear the answer."
"A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship."
"Friendship is one mind in two bodies."
"Happiness is having a bunch of quirky friends."
"Good friends don’t let you do stupid things… alone."
"Best friends don’t care if your house is clean. They care if you have wine."
"You're my favorite notification."
"A true friend is someone who accepts your past, supports your present, and encourages your future."
"We’ll be friends until we're old and senile... and then we'll be new friends."
"I love my crazy, goofy, even slightly insane friends. You make life fun!"
"You make my heart smile."
"A friend will always make you smile, even when it hurts."
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