Memorable Funny Laugh Quotes

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"I don't trust anyone who doesn't laugh."
Maya Angelou
"Laughter is the best medicine."
Proverb
"The most wasted of days is one without laughter."
E. E. Cummings
"Laughter is like a windshield wiper, it doesn't stop the rain but allows us to keep going."
Unknown
"I've got a great ambition to die of exhaustion rather than boredom."
Thomas Carlyle
"The secret of staying young is to live honestly, eat slowly, and lie about your age."
Lucille Ball
"There's nothing like a good laugh to make you feel better."
David Bowie
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"If you can find humor in anything, you can survive it."
Bill Cosby
"People say laughter is the best medicine. Your feelings can be healed by laughter."
Unknown
"Laughter is the fireworks of the soul."
Josh Billings
"A joke a day keeps the gloom away."
Unknown
"Laughter is a sunbeam of the soul."
John Ray
"The only thing better than singing is more singing."
Ella Fitzgerald
"Comedy keeps the audience in suspense, but it manages to evoke laughter simultaneously."
Charles Chaplin
"He who laughs last didn't get it."
Unknown
"You can’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out alive."
Elbert Hubbard
"I cannot believe how much I can amuse myself with my own jokes."
David Sedaris
"If you can’t laugh at yourself, you may be missing the joke of the century."
Billy Joel
"I’m not arguing. I’m just explaining why I’m right."
Anonymous
"I thought I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
Anonymous
"Behind every great man, there is a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey
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"If you want to make God laugh, tell him your plans."
Woody Allen
"I've learned that you shouldn't go through life with a catcher's mitt on both hands."
Maya Angelou
"I am on the patch for laughter. It’s a short trip to my heart."
Anonymous
"The only time I feel like laughing is when I'm thinking about something funny."
Anonymous
"I told my therapist about my procrastination. We didn't talk about it yet."
Anonymous
"I don’t need to be in a relationship to be happy, I just need to be in front of a mirror."
Anonymous
"I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it."
Anonymous
"I finally found out where my dog goes when he disappears. The vet."
Anonymous
"Dance like no one's watching. Email like it may one day be read aloud in a deposition."
Anonymous
"The funniest thing about this world is that it continues to exist despite all the terrible things going on."
Anonymous
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."
Anonymous
"It's not that I'm so smart, it's just that I stay with problems longer."
Albert Einstein
"The key to maturity is learning how to laugh about things that used to make you cry."
Anonymous
"A comedian does funny things. A good comedian does things funny."
Budd Friedman
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"I’m on the patch right now, but I’m still laughing."
Unknown
"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."
Groucho Marx
"The only thing that can ever make me laugh is me."
Rodney Dangerfield
"Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine."
Lord Byron
"Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go."
Oscar Wilde
"If you don't tell jokes, you're probably not working hard enough."
Lucille Ball
"I thought I saw a cat in there. It was just a reflection of my mood."
Unknown
"Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein
"I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure."
Unknown
"If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in bed with a mosquito."
Betty Reese
"Behind every great man, there’s a woman rolling her eyes."
Jim Carrey
"I have a simple philosophy: Fill what's empty. Empty what's full. And scratch where it itches."
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
"I can hardly wait to hear my lawyer's bill."
Unknown
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
Rodney Dangerfield
"If at first you don't succeed, then skydiving definitely isn't for you."
Steven Wright
"I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it."
Unknown
"You can’t put a limit on anything. The more you dream, the farther you get."
Michael Phelps
"My therapist thinks I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that."
Unknown
"A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one."
Baltasar Gracián
"I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not so sure."
Unknown
"Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you are a cheese."
Billie Burke
"I can make you laugh, but I can't make you think."
Irving Berlin
"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
Anthony Burgess
"If you can laugh at it, you can live with it."
Unknown
"Laughter is a tranquilizer with no side effects."
Arnold H. Glasow
"I'm on the patch right now. I'm not sure how I feel about it yet."
Unknown
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
Mark Twain
"Laughter is a physical response to humor. It's some kind of automatic reflex."
Robin Williams
"A laugh is a smile that bursts."
Mary H. Waldrip
"Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human face."
Victor Hugo
"You don’t stop laughing because you grow old. You grow old because you stop laughing."
George Bernard Shaw
"If you can't laugh at yourself, how can you laugh at anybody?"
Jeff Ross
"The more you laugh, the more you live."
Unknown
"Sometimes when you're afraid to laugh, you might just be afraid to cry."
Unknown
"A good laugh is sunshine in the house."
William Morris
"Laughter unites us."
Angela B. V. Halvorsen
"There’s nothing like a good laugh to make you feel better."
Unknown
"Laughter is timeless, imagination has no age, and dreams are forever."
Walt Disney
"There’s always a reason to laugh, find it!"
Unknown
"Two things in life are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe."
Albert Einstein
"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is recognizing there is one."
David E. Bock
"Comedy gives us permission to laugh at life’s absurdities."
Unknown
"Laugh, and the world laughs with you; weep, and you weep alone."
Ella Wheeler Wilcox
"I love to laugh. It's my favorite thing to do. I laugh at the stupidest things."
Randy Pausch
"Laughter is an instant vacation."
Milton Berle
"The best way to cheer yourself is to try to cheer someone else up."
Mark Twain
"I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters."
Donald Trump
"I think the next best thing to solving a problem is finding some humor in it."
Frank A. Clark
"A day without laughter is a day wasted."
Charlie Chaplin
"If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people."
J. M. Barrie
"Life is worth living as long as there's a laugh in it."
L. M. Montgomery
"Humor is just another defense against the universe."
Mel Brooks
"Laughter is the shortest distance between two people."
Victor Borge
"The human race has one really effective weapon, and that is laughter."
Mark Twain
"A laugh can be a very powerful thing. Why, sometimes in life, it’s the only weapon we have."
John Cleese
"Comedy is simply a funny way of being serious."
Peter Ustinov
"The more I work, the luckier I get."
Ronald Reagan
"Laughter is the only thing that will keep you sane."
Anonymous
"A smile is a curve that sets everything straight."
Phyllis Diller
"It’s no use. You can’t put a laugh track on a cat."
Anonymous
"I think if you’re not having fun, you shouldn’t be doing it."
Tom Hanks
"If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh, otherwise they’ll kill you."
Oscar Wilde
"The only thing worse than a comedian is a serious comedian."
Danny Kaye
"Life is too important to be taken seriously."
Oscar Wilde
"There’s a fine line between a long, drawn-out joke and a hostage situation."
Anonymous
"My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them."
Mitch Hedberg
"A good laugh is like sunshine in the house."
William Thackeray
"Laughter is the key to a long and happy life."
Anonymous
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