124 result(s) for Diaper Quotes.
"The only time a baby is ever going to be a baby is when they're in diapers. So enjoy it. Don't rush it, because it stops too soon."
"Diapers are like the best things that happen to parents: they contain messes, they keep you on schedule, and they come in cute designs."
"Babies are always more trouble than you think, and they are not as cute as you expect; they are, however, more useful than diapers."
"The world is full of things you can’t control. Don't forget that at least one of them is in a diaper."
"A baby is born with a need to be loved... and never outgrows it. Just like a baby never outgrows the need for diapers."
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare. The diaper phase is definitely guerrilla warfare."
"If you want to know how much time you have left as a parent, try changing a diaper that’s full of surprise."
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"Diapers are a small price to pay for the joy of a small miracle."
"There are two lasting bequests we can give our children. One is roots. The other is wings. And in between, there are diapers."
"I love the smell of a baby, even if it does come with a diaper."
"The first rule of diaper changing is to expect the unexpected."
"Diapers are like snowflakes: each one is different and they can come at any time."
"Caring for a newborn is a bit like diapering a bomb: you never know when it’s going to explode!"
"Being a parent is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed, especially during diaper changes."
"Diapers are a necessary evil. But what’s life without a little mess?"
"For a parent, changing diapers is just part of the job description."
"A great philosopher once said, 'You can’t put a price on a clean diaper!'... And that philosopher was probably a mother."
"The best moments are when you dig around the diaper bag and find something delightful... or when you don’t!"
"It’s all fun and games until someone has to change a diaper."
"The measure of a parent is not in their ability to make a baby laugh, but in how they handle a poop explosion."
"A mother’s joy begins when new life is stirring inside... and ends when she faces her first diaper change."
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"Parenting is a choice you make every day to put someone else’s happiness and well-being ahead of your own, even when it comes to dirty diapers."
"The diaper stage, like all parenting stages, is fleeting – so cherish it before they grow up!"
"Never underestimate the importance of a clean diaper and a safe, happy child."
"Diapers: a love-hate relationship for parents around the world."
"You know you're a parent when you consider 'diaper duty' an Olympic sport."
"Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your partner and your child."
"There is no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
"A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on."
"To describe my mother would be to write about a hurricane in its perfect power."
"The greatest legacy we can leave our children is happy memories."
"A happy baby has shining eyes. It walks open-hearted into the world and spreads magic."
"You never understand life until it grows inside of you."
"Baby: A little bit of heaven on earth."
"There is no such thing as a perfect parent, so just be a real one."
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"Everything is cute at least once, including the diaper clad baby!"
"In raising children, spend on them the time you can, instead of the money you don’t have."
"Parenting is a journey of finding the extraordinary inside the ordinary."
"The best thing to hold onto in life is each other."
"When you look into your mom's eyes, you know that is the purest love you can find on this earth."
"Children are our most valuable resource."
"The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable."
"No one told me that parenting would be so hard, but so rewarding."
"The best medicine for a mother is to hear her baby laugh."
"A mother's arms are made of tenderness and children sleep soundly in them."
"A baby's smile can change the world."
"Taking care of your baby is a timeless act of love."
"Time spent with your children is time well spent."
"A baby fills a place in your heart that you never knew was empty."
"The littlest feet make the biggest footprint in our hearts."
"There's a lot of talk about a baby being born, but no one tells you about the dirty diapers!"
"Before you were born, I carried you in my heart."
"Babies are such a nice way to start people."
"Raising kids is part joy and part guerrilla warfare."
"There are only two lasting bequests we can hope to give our children. One is roots; the other, wings."
"When you look into your baby’s eyes, you know that you have everything."
"A parent’s love is whole no matter how many times divided."
"Sometimes the smallest things take up the most room in your heart."
"It’s the circle of life, and it moves us all through despair and hope, through faith and love."
"Nothing is really perfect, but you can love your baby perfectly."
"There’s nothing quite as sweet as a baby’s smile."
"You can’t imagine the joy until you hold your baby in your arms."
"Love is the greatest thing that we can give to our children, but it doesn’t come with a manual."
"It's amazing how one little person can change your life so much."
"A mother’s arms are made of tenderness, and children sleep soundly in them."
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant—and let the air out of the tires."
"There are two things a parent can give a child: roots and wings."
"Diapers and a hardheaded husband are my life."
"Being a mom is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed."
"Clean diapers and cuddles, that’s the main thing!"
"Being a parent is the greatest role that you can take in life."
"It's not the diapers that are the problem; it's the baby who keeps filling them."
"A baby's diaper is a reminder that love is messy, but it is always beautiful."
"They say babies are a blessing, but nobody warns you about the diapers."
"Diapers are worn for just a season; love and cuddles last a lifetime."
"Changing a diaper is like a rite of passage every parent must face."
"Diapers may be disposable, but the memories are forever."
"The art of diaper changing is something every parent masters."
"Diapers: the first hurdle of parenting; you're better off over your head than under it."
"A clean diaper is a parent’s triumph!"
"I used to think that sleeping in was a challenge until I had a baby with a diaper."
"There are few things that can bring a parent to tears like the smell of a dirty diaper."
"Every time you change a diaper, you’re changing the world for that little one."
"Raising a child is a walk in the park... Jurassic Park, especially during diaper duty."
"In the world of parenting, a clean diaper can turn your day around."
"Behind every great parent is a pack of diapers."
"Diapers are the small price we pay for the infinite love of a child."
"As a parent, if you don’t laugh while changing a diaper, you’re doing it wrong."
"You know you're a parent when you can distinguish each type of diaper smell."
"Baby wipes: because sometimes, it takes a village to tackle a diaper change."
"In the grand chaos of parenthood, diapers are just part of the adventure."
"Life is too short for boring diapers; make it fun to change!"
"A parent’s love is like a good diaper, it holds everything together."
"Behind every successful parent is a secret stash of diapers."
"You may find yourself in a world of chaos, but a fresh diaper can give a moment of serenity."
"Diaper changes are a bonding experience, although sometimes the bond is of a different kind."
"Diapers are the unsung heroes of parenting, always there to save the day."
"Your sense of smell will never be the same once you embark on the diaper journey."
"It's a boy! - he right now is my little pooping machine."
"A baby is born with a need to be loved—and never outgrows it."
"Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child."
"There’s no way to be a perfect mother and a million ways to be a good one."
"The littlest feet make the biggest footprints in our hearts."
"Children are not a distraction from more important work. They are the most important work."
"Diapering is a tough business but someone has to do it."
"A diaper makes a lot of differences."
"Life's a journey, and you don’t even have to clean up the mess after each stop!"
"It's hard to be a parent, but if it didn’t come with challenges, we’d be worried, wouldn’t we?"
"There is no such thing as a perfect parent. So just be a real one."
"They may not be the biggest in the family, but they leave the biggest mess."
"A baby is a blessing. A gift from heaven above, a precious little angel to cherish and to love."
"Babies are a great way to start people."
"The days are long, but the years are short."
"Underneath all the layers of diaper is a miracle."
"Sometimes the littlest things take up the most room in your heart."
"There are three stages of a man's life: He believes in Santa Claus, he doesn't believe in Santa Claus, he is Santa Claus."
"In the end, love and laughter are what we remember most."
"Being a parent is learning about strengths you didn’t know you had, and dealing with fears you didn’t know existed."
"The best thing you can give a child is your time."
"You never know how much you can love until you have a child."
"Parenthood: the scariest hood you'll ever go through."
"If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?"
"Life is 10% what happens to you and 90% how you react to it."
"Being a mother is learning about strengths you didn't know you had and dealing with fears you didn't know existed."
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