133 result(s) for Funny Bear Quotes.
"Bears are like children. They need lots of love, and they’re really into food!"
"I’m not saying I’m a bear, but I sure do enjoy being hibernated on the couch."
"You know, you never get tired of bears because they do the same thing, eat and sleep."
"The only thing better than a bear is a lazy bear."
"Bears may be big, furry, and dangerous, but they sure know how to take a nap!"
"You're not fat, you're just a bear who hasn’t hibernated yet!"
"Happiness is a warm bear."
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"I don't have a problem with bears. I have a problem with the people who try to pet them."
"All you need is love... and a bear hug."
"The bear necessities of life will come to you."
"Bear in mind that you have a lot of responsibility for your own happiness."
"Bears are the kind of friends that always want to snack!"
"I don’t always talk to bears, but when I do, I always bring honey!"
"Hibernation: a time for bears to catch up on their Netflix."
"Bears: nature’s way of reminding you to not run too fast."
"Every bear has a story to tell, and it usually involves food."
"Being as cute as a bear means you don’t have to do much – just look adorable!"
"If you can’t find a bear, you might be looking in the wrong den."
"Bears: always ready for a snack or a snooze, and sometimes both!"
"I'm not saying I'm a bear, but I do love a good picnic!"
"Just like bears, remember to sometimes stop and stop and eat your snacks."
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"If you can’t bear it, then bear down and give it your best shot!"
"Every bear knows the importance of a good nap – or ten!"
"Why did the bear bring a ladder to the bar? Because it heard the drinks were on the house!"
"When life gets grizzly, it’s time to hibernate!"
"Even a bear knows that a good joke never goes out of style."
"Some call it hibernating; I call it my annual sleep vacation."
"Some days you're the bear, and some days you're the hibernator."
"Bears don't care about your opinion; they care about honey."
"If you see a black bear chasing you, don’t worry! It’s probably just trying to cuddle!"
"I told my friend I was a bear. He said, 'You don't look like one.' I said, 'Well, I just woke up from winter slumber!'"
"Why did the bear cross the road? To catch up with his honey!"
"Every bear is like a sponge—soak them in honey and they become the sweetest creatures!"
"Being a bear is hard work. Just look at their job description: sleep all day, eat all day, repeat!"
"You don’t need to be a bear to be a ‘beary’ good friend!"
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"Life is like a bear; sometimes you have to nap to recharge for the next big challenge!"
"A bear in the wild is evidence of a life lived mostly in peace, with a side of mischief!"
"Be supportive like a bear behind a tree! Just don’t forget to be amusing!"
"I could be a bear, but I can also be a teddy bear. It just depends on the day!"
"When times get tough, remember: Even bears hibernate when they need to take a break!"
"I asked a bear what it thinks about life. It said: 'I’m just trying to eat and sleep. What about you?'"
"What's a bear's favorite exercise? Beary-ometry!"
"Even bears take a pause to appreciate the honey in life!"
"In the end, we're all just big, cuddly bears fighting over the honey of life."
"A bear in pajamas is an invitation for another snooze!"
"Don't worry; be happy. And if you can’t do that, just pretend to be a bear!"
"What do you call a bear who can play a piano? A bear-iton!"
"Remember, it's okay to take a break—sometimes even bears hibernate for a reason!"
"Bears are just rules of cuddling wrapped in fur!"
"Every bear I meet seems to have the right idea: eat, sleep, and repeat. I like their style!"
"Why don't bears use cell phones? Because they can't bear to take selfies!"
"At the end of the day, every bear just wants to find its cozy spot!"
"Bears are like high school girls; they’re all fun until they start getting mean."
"A bear taught me to stand up for what I believe in and to always have a balanced breakfast."
"I'm not afraid of bears, but I'm not going to roll in honey either."
"I’d love to be a bear. They get to hibernate all winter and eat a lot… eventually waking up to spring."
"If you see a bear running at you, don’t worry – it’s probably just training for the Olympics!"
"Bears: they may look cuddly, but they can always teach you a painful lesson on boundaries!"
"Why do bears make bad friends? Because they always bear arms!"
"A bear walks into a bar, orders a gin... and tonic. The bartender says, 'Why the big pause?' The bear replies, 'I was born with them!'"
"Life is like a bear hug; you won't know what hit you until it's too late!"
"What do you call a bear without teeth? A gummy bear!"
"Bear in mind that you can’t always hurry up the hibernation process."
"Every time I see a bear, I think it’s time for fun fur and fabulous fables!"
"Bears are the original comedians; they love to throw people off with their cute yet chaotic antics!"
"What do you call a bear that likes to play guitar? A bear-itone!"
"Seeing a bear is like watching a stand-up routine – filled with power and unexpected moments!"
"If bears could talk, they would still leave you more confused than amused."
"Bear hugs are great, but watch out for the claws!"
"When bears take selfies, it’s considered a ‘bear-itual’!"
"Remember, behind every funny bear is an even funnier story."
"Two bears walk into a bar, and guess what? They actually make pretty good bartenders!"
"Bear with me when I say this: laughter is the best honey!"
"Why did the bear sit on the marshmallow? Because it didn’t want to fall in the hot chocolate!"
"What happens when a bear falls on your face? You get bear-slap!"
"Bears may be grizzly, but they’re always ready for some cuddly fun!"
"A bear's way of making friends is to be clingy – much like my childhood stuffed animal."
"Don’t worry if you trip while hiking – the bears will think you’re just practicing a funny dance!"
"Keep calm and bear on; laughter is the best defense!"
"Bears are just cows in disguise."
"A gentleman is simply a patient bear."
"The bear's den is a great place for reading, especially if you like bear stories."
"I wanted to be a bear. I wanted to sleep all winter long."
"I love bears. They are the magic of North America."
"When bears hug, they don’t just squeeze you—they give you feelings of safety and warmth."
"I told my psychiatrist about my bear obsession. He said I could just bear it."
"If you see a bear, don’t panic. Just say to yourself: ‘I too, am a bear,’ which is strangely soothing."
"Forget about the bears, just be yourself."
"Some days you’re the bear, some days you’re the picnic."
"I’m so glad I’m not a bear. They’d probably eat me in a second."
"Look at that bear! He’s got it all figured out—sleep all day, eat all night."
"Bears can be so polite—apologizing for their honey stealing!"
"Bear hugs are the best kind of hugs!"
"Bears don't care about being cool. They just care about being bears."
"Running from a bear is ineffective, just ask an antelope."
"Every bear has its day; some just choose to hibernate."
"Why did the bear cross the road? To eat the chickens on the other side!"
"I wonder if bears get bored of eating honey all the time? Probably not."
"If I had a dollar for every time I got attacked by a bear, I wouldn’t have any dollars. Bears are just so friendly!"
"Bears: nature’s way of saying ‘Chill out and feast!’"
"Bearly awake and dreaming of honey."
"Why do bears never use calculators? They just want to bear it all in mind!"
"Bears know how to make life honey-sweet!"
"If life gives you lemons, trade them for honey, just like a bear!"
"Every bear is like a walking teddy bear, ready to cuddle!"
"What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!"
"I’m not fat, I’m just a little cuddly."
"You can't bear to be without me, can you?"
"Bears are just like us. They don't like to be cold, they don't want to be hungry, and they want to be loved."
"My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch."
"Don’t worry, I’m not going to eat you. I’m just going to eat all your food."
"When I grow up, I want to be a bear."
"The only thing I hug is my food."
"I went to the woods because I wanted to live deliberately, and to see if I could bear it."
"If you find me in the woods, don't be surprised if I'm out there eating berries."
"Roar and conquer your fears, but eat your snacks first."
"One day I'm going to be a very grizzly bear."
"The best part about a bear is that they can't use their phones."
"Bears: Because sometimes you need a little more fur in your life."
"I can't bear to see a sad face!"
"Life is too short; eat dessert first and then nap like a bear."
"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. Just like a bear when it spots a beekeeper."
"Bears are nature's way of reminding us to always have snacks."
"I'm just a bear looking for honey in all the wrong places."
"Do not disturb the grizzly bears. I’m one of them when I’m hungry."
"Keep calm and bear on."
"I wish I could be as happy as a bear in a honey pot."
"Why do bears have hairy coats? Because they look silly in sweaters."
"Bear hugs are always in season."
"I wasn’t cuddly till I tried honey."
"A bear in the kitchen is worth two in the woods, especially if it can cook."
"Every bear has its day... if it finds a picnic basket!"
"Be like a bear; take life one nap at a time."
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